Currently Abandoned In Insanity
A Penguins of Madagascar Drabble Fic
By:
Ocean3209
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REVIEWS! YAYNESS!
Clemson: You are such a review whore.
SHUT UP. Okay, quick summary of this drabble. Clemson's being stupid, nothing different there.
Clemson: Hey!
Hans is being ignored, Ocean is overreacting, and Savio's being way too romantic for his own good. Yes, let drabble three begin!
Savio: *wrapping tail around me* *grinning* Let'sss enjoy the time together, my love. *starts nipping at my neck*
*turns red* Not in front of the camera babe...
Savio: *grinning* Let them watch, my love.
Hans: *stands in front of the camera* Go read the drabble and leave these two alone. *turns off camera*
Drabble Three. The Great Puffin Poet's Power
"Why are we here?" Clemson asked the other two. Hans had gathered them into the gift shop to show them something.
"I don't know. Something about poetry," Ocean replied, playing her Gameboy.
Clemson groaned, and said, "Poetry?"
"What the fuck do you think?" Ocean asked loudly.
"Gee, I don't know. Maybe we're here to kill the most annoying one," Clemson sneered, "Why are we here again?"
"I sssuppossse we're killing you?" Savio hissed at Clemson, wrapping his tail protectively around Ocean.
Ocean laughed, and said, "What now lemur?"
Clemson scowled, and said, "Now, we fucking k-"
"Okay! I'm finished!" Hans said, walking out from behind a barrel.
"Finally," Savio said.
"Why are we here again?" Clemson asked again, smirking at the enraged Ocean.
"IF YOU ASK THAT QUESTION AGAIN, I WILL FUCKING K-" Ocean shouted, before releasing a moan. Savio had started nipping at her neck affectionately... Again.
"Can you at least find a room before you start?" Clemson asked, clearly annoyed by the couple's actions.
"Shut up..." Ocean moaned out, not caring much.
Savio smirked, he could always get Ocean to respond how he wanted her to.
Hans rolled his eyes, and said, "AHEM!"
The two lovers ignored him.
"AHEM! AHEM! AHEM! AHEM! AHEM!" Hans said loudly, and Ocean tossed a cough drop at him.
"Chill out, dude. They aren't going to stop," Clemson said, "so... Why are we here again?"
"As you all know, I write and recite poetry," Hans said, looking down at the three.
"Uh huh," Clemson said, slightly interested. Not really... But what's he going to do? He was the only one watching.
Ocean pushed Savio away, and said, "Sorry babe, but let's listen to Hans. Okay?"
"Anything for you, my love," Savio said, kissing his lover teasingly.
Ocean smiled at him, and poked him in the nose.
Clemson stared at them in disgust, and said, "You've gone soft, Savio."
Savio started glaring daggers at Clemson, as a very annoyed Hans sat on a barrel.
"Don't listen to him babe, he's just being stupid," Ocean told Savio, nuzzling into the side of his face.
"I know, my love," Savio said, flicking his tongue at Ocean's beak.
"I'm not being stupid!" Clemson shouted, throwing his arms up in the air.
"You're stupid/ssstupid," Ocean and Savio said in unison, and smiled at each other lovingly.
"You two disgust me," Clemson said, scowling in disgust at the lovers.
Hans was watching them, ignored and sitting on the barrel.
"Hi, Hans here! Hallo?" Hans said, waving his wings in the air, but he went unnoticed.
"That's okay," Ocean said, hugging Savio's head.
"You disssgussst usss asss well," Savio said, stroking Ocean's feathers with his tail.
"At least I don't foreplay in public," Clemson muttered.
"WHAT!" Ocean shouted, beak opened widely.
"What wasss that?" Savio hissed dangerously.
"You heard me. I said, 'at least I don't foreplay in public,'" Clemson said boldly, crossing his arms.
Ocean closed her beak, and said, "You-"
"This has nothing to do with me. You cannot show any PDA. What are we? Animals?" Clemson said.
"Well, Clemson, we are animals," Hans said, but no one seemed to notice.
"But I-" Ocean said, before Clemson cut her off.
"But I nothing. If you two really love each other, then you could wait until you find somewhere private. So others won't lose their respect for you. If they do, it would make your life a living hell. All because you couldn't wait," Clemson said bitterly.
Hans looked over at Ocean. Instead of seeing a courageous, bold puffin, he saw a sensitive puffin with a big mouth.
"I-" Ocean started, before looking away to wipe her eyes.
Concern filled Hans' eyes, as he hopped off the barrel, and hugged his sister.
"It's okay, Ocean. Please don't cry," Hans said his words of comfort, as Ocean sobbed into his shoulder.
"No, it's not okay," Ocean said, sobbing, "It's not okay, Hans. It's not okay."
Hans eyes filled with alarm, Ocean was repeat words, she was about to cause a scene.
"Shh, shh. It's okay, Ocean," Hans said, and Ocean pushed him away.
Ocean wiped the tears off her face, and glared at Clemson.
"My love, there isss no need to-" Savio said, before Ocean interrupted him.
"IT'S NOT OKAY! IT'S NOT! I'M SORRY FOR BEING IN LOVE CLEMSON! I'M SORRY FOR FINALLY OPENING UP! I'M SORRY THAT I'VE BEEN SUCH A BURDEN TO EVERYONE! I'M SORRY CLEMSON! DO YOU HEAR ME? I'M-" Ocean shouted, before kneeling on the floor and sobbing into her wings, and said softly, "I'm sorry."
Hans mentally facewinged, but he smiled. That was his sensitive, overreacting sister.
"Ocean, you need to calm down," Clemson said, placing a paw on Ocean's back.
"CALM DOWN? CALM! DOWN? HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL?" Ocean shouted, still sobbing hysterically.
Savio smiled at his dramatic lover, she was just too cute.
"How many caffeine pills did you have?" Hans asked Ocean.
Ocean looked up from her wings, and laughed, "You know me too well, Hans."
"Now that's over. How about we listening to some of Hans' poems?" Clemson said.
"Why elssse did we come here for?" Savio asked, wrapping his tail around his lover.
"To learn the great puffin poet's power. The power to get off and change the topic," Ocean said, jokingly.
"I do not get off topic!" Hans said, and stared at the window at the sun, "There are countless stars in the universe just as there are countless people in the world. This star, the sun, it is only one out of an infinite amount of stars, no different than any other stars in the universe… So why is it that this lone star in a far-flung corner of the universe, in a galaxy no different than any other of its ilk, in a solar system that's so very negligible on the cosmic scale, was chosen to provide life…? Why was this lonely, unimportant ball of fiery gas chosen to sustain the life of countless people, each with their own thoughts, feelings, and potential…? I believe you and I are one in the same, oh great orb in the sky… Our existences have no great meaning on a universal scale yet we have been entrusted with tasks much greater than ourselves…"
"HANS!" Ocean and Clemson shouted in unison, snapping Hans from his thoughts.
"Sorry," Hans said sheepishly.
"Aren't you going to start receiving your poems?" Ocean asked, getting Hans back on topic.
"Oh ja, I will," Hans said, clearly his throat, "This poem's called "Up In The Sky,"
When you are down
And you want to get high,
Just take a good look
Up in the sky.
What you will see
Are the stars above,
And all you need
Is to proclaim your love.
Who you will find
And see so clear,
Are friends in mind
You want to hold near.
Whenever you need them
Just look up high,
Call their name
And see them fly.
Every friend you meet
Owns a star
And you can see them
No matter how far.
Whenever you are down
And want to get high,
Just take a good look
Up in the sky."
"Friendship is a great gift, Hans," Clemson said with a smile.
"It really is," Hans said, also smiling.
"GROUP HUG!" Ocean shouted, as she forced the other three into a group hug.
The four laughed together, treasuring the amazing gift of friendship.
End of Drabble Three
*beak pressed against Savio's mouth*
Hans: *pokes my shoulder*
Hmm? *sees camera's on* *pulls away* *turns red* Already done with the drabble? Aww, that's too bad. Anyways, the next chapter will be about the beginning of Ocean's and Savio's relationship, and a return of the ex-boyfriend. Now, shoo! Before I unleash my sexy beast of a boyfriend on you.
Savio: *grins* *pulls me closer with tail*
*nuzzles into Savio's face* *sees that the camera's still on* Well? What are you waiting for? Get the fuck outta here! Nah, I'm just kidding, I love you guys! Not that way... REVIEW!
Clemson: *waves at camera* I pretty sure I'm everyone's favorite character.
Hans: *laughs* Whatever buddy, *turns off camera*