To Hermione
Thank you for putting up with mine and George's plans in the fifth year. I am sorry for testing some of our products on the ickle first years, but I remember seeing your smile when we left Hogwarts and gave old toad face what she deserved!
I remember being outraged in my forth year when I heard Malfoy call you a mu...I can't even say it. I know I should never of hurt him, as violence isn't the answer. However, some times it is. Ron told me that you punched him in your third year. WELL DONE! George and I should of listened to you about that aging potion,but hey even you must admit... I was one sexy pensioner.
Thank you for once saying that our magic was extraordinary, but hey when you were telling us of there was no need to tell Mum. That was just pure evil! George was annoyed that I gave you the material free of charge, but I was just so stunned by your beauty. If it wasn't for our skiving snack boxes, clever thinking and sexiness then you would have never been able to hold the D.A meetings.
I love you, Hermione. However, I hope the best for you and my brother. Visit my grave ;) Ron better treat you well or I will come down from heaven and haunt him forever.
Yours Fred
p.s. sorry about the scream later. I told George to put a spider in Rons bed for old times sake