Omg I just saw the Avengers for the 5th time! I love that movie to an unhealthy extent! Also I looked the amount of faves for this story... it's 69... LOL! Anyway, this chapter/conversation is from HarleyJaneJacksonWinchester's idea! Enjoy :3
Loki: What are you doing with Banner?
Tony: ...He is helping me with something.
Loki: Helping you with your pants?
Tony: Yes... but it it's not the way it sounds.
Loki: Why should I believe that?
Tony: Because you love me?
Loki: …
Tony: Because I love you?
Loki: ...Fine, but how can I say that when Banner's hands are on your ass?
Tony: Um... friends with benefits?
Loki: I do not find that amusing.
Tony: He's just helping me with... er... performance issues.
Loki: If he doesn't take his hands off you in five seconds... The only thing stopping me from killing him is because...
Tony: Hulk Smash?
Loki: Yes.
Tony: Lol.
Loki: :(
Tony: Okay, i'm sorry. I got the suit off, so Bruce is leaving now.
Loki: Finally.
Tony: Now you can put your hands on my ass if you'd like ;)
Loki: To make up for Banner touching your ass, I very much would.
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