A/N: I'm pretty much just winging these 'cause they're totally fun and easy!

"Ben, if you spill that smoothie in my car, I may have to kill you."

"Kevin!" Gwen scolded.

"Then tell him to throw the smoothie away!" Kevin said. He kept watching the younger teen in the rearview mirror, just waiting for him to screw something up. Whether he spilled in the car or destroyed the entire thing with a simple touch of the Omnitrix, Ben was going to get it.

Ben rolled his eyes. "Where do you suppose I shall throw it away, Oh Great One and Possessor of the Car? It's not like you have a garbage in here."

Kevin looked over his shoulder. "Since when did you know so many big words, Small Fry?"

Gwen sighed, rolling her eyes. The only time Ben and Kevin weren't fighting was when they were watching TV or fighting aliens. And even then, one little thing would set Kevin off and it'd come to Ben using the Omnitrix to kick his butt and then settle things down again. "Guys, please stop," Gwen said, putting a hand on her forehead.

Kevin looked over at her in concern. "Yeah, Ben. Cut it out," he spat at the other boy.

"Do you want this smoothie on your head, Levin?"

"No. Get rid of it before I get rid of you!"

Ben stared at the raven headed teen. "You wouldn't."

"Of course I would."

"Do I have to kick both of you out of here?" Gwen said, raising her voice. This was getting to be a nightmare…

Kevin closed his eyes, telling himself that it'd all be just fine. Ben wouldn't spill. Ben wouldn't destroy the car. He'd be nice and quiet and stay in the backseat and-

"Oops."

"YOU DID NOT JUST SPILL IN MY CAR!"

"I'll just throw the rest of it away." Ben rolled down the window and threw the smoothie out.

"That's littering," Gwen pointed out.

Ben sighed. "Then pull over and let me pick it up again."

A silent plan formed in Kevin's mind. "Okay." He pulled the Camaro to the side of the road.

The back door opened and Ben jumped out. He walked back a few paces and picked up the drink again. "See. That was easy. No more littering. Gwen's happy. And I'll clean up the smoothie in your backseat-" His eyes fell to where the car was only moments before. "-and Kevin's gone." He shook his head and drank part of the smoothie, spitting it back out, realizing it was filled with mud. "And I am lost in the middle of nowhere. Thanks a lot for trying to stop him, Gwen."

"He deserved it." Gwen sighed, staring out the window into the cold night.

"Of course he did. Why else would I drive off?" Kevin laughed watching Ben helplessly in the rearview mirror.

A/N: Yes they're short, but I'm still practicing to get better. So please no biting my head off! R&R