The Marriage of Haruhi Suzumiya

Disclaimer: I do not own the Haruhi Suzumiya series or any of it's elements.


Chapter 5: Wedding

It was a small gathering just family and friends, it made me realize that even together we really didn't have a lot of friends. But let me back up a little. I won a contest whose grand price was a rather large sum of money, not enough to retire but enough to hold a large party. I would love to say it was luck but I know it was the Espers Organization since I asked Koizumi for something like this. Well it makes them feel useful.

What you might be asking now what is this little gathering. It's a wedding or actually a re-wedding. Haruhi believes it is for us to get some decent pictures and have some fun before the baby is born. Everyone just thinks it's just a crazy idea from Haruhi not that I bother to correct them by telling them it's my idea.

"Calm down, Kyon." Taniguchi says annoyed by my pacing in my dressing room. "You're acting like this is your first wedding. It's just a retake so you guys can get those pictures. You'd think your memories weren't enough."

The fact is I don't remember marrying Haruhi so in many ways this is my first wedding. By the way I made Kunikida my best man and let Koizumi and Taniguchi as groomsmen.

As it all starts I wait standing at the alter at the end of the chapel. On the other side Nagato, Asahina and Tsuruya are waiting for her as he brides maids. My sister skips down towards us tossing flower petal around. As the music plays Haruhi starts walking down the aisle dress in a beautiful white dress. She's holding this bright yellow bouquet. He hair is done up in a short cute little pony tail with her yellow headband holding it in place. Her smile is incredible. I don't really notice much more, I can hear my mother crying with joy and the cat my sister brought meowing under some chair.

She walk in front of me and smiles. Haruhi places her hands in my as the ceremony starts. Soon we exchange rings that apparently we already had but I don't seem to remember. Then we exchange a kiss after our I do's.

Soon enough we find ourselves cutting the cake and I find Haruhi smashing a piece of cake into my face. Oh and lucky me there are camera's this time. Soon enough the party starts and there is the usual dancing and eating of food.

Nothing out of the ordinary happens until half way of the after party.

Taniguchi strikes out with yet another girl and laments to me, "No luck with the ladies. I thought weddings were suppose to be a great place to pick up chicks." Then he notices. "Where's Kunikida anyway? I could use him as a wingman."

"I don't know I haven't really noticed." I tell him dryly.

"How about Asahina? I didn't get a chance to flirt with her at your last wedding."

Then we see Asahina whose face is completely red running out of a hall into the reception hall. Following her is Tsuruya and Kunikida.

"What happened?" Taniguchi asks my best man.

"N-nothing." Kunikida says as his face turns bright red.

I notice his clothes a little disheveled and then I look at Tsuruya trying to calm Asahina. I notice her dress seems to be wrinkled and her make up looks a little smudged. Then I notice a bit of lipstick on Kunikida's lips. I smile figuring things out. A little while later during a slow dance my theory is confirmed as I watch Kunikida and Tsuruya share a dance together. They way they smile... let me just say I never saw them together but personality wise I guess it kinda makes sense. The short quiet boy and the tall loud girl like they say opposites attract. Plus it's just nice to see the nice guy to get the cute girl. Haruhi is dancing with that boy with thick glasses she sometimes tutors. Koizumi is dancing with my little sister. And several of my cousins are asking Nagato for a dance. I make my way to the table Asahina is sitting at.

"Please don't ask me what I walked in on." She pleads.

"No," Really I don't think I want to know. "I have a different question. This thing with me and Haruhi? Did it always happen like this in your future?"

Asahina pauses thinking for a moment. "Um, It's classified."

"Of course."

"But I think I can say this. Sometimes things happen even if not how they always happen the same way. It's not to say that it didn't happen that way. But maybe sometimes things just happen. Oh I'm sorry I'm not explaining myself very well."

I think she means things happen even if not in the same way.

But I think if everyone is just happy I'll be happy."

Then I ask her something else. "So what about you? The school year is going to be over and you're going to graduate."

"I don't know yet. I think that my superiors are happy that there are no more anomalies. I'll go back to my time and finish my training. I'm sad to say good bye since that means I might never get to see everyone again."

"I don't think this is good bye. I know this isn't the last time we see each other. Promise me that when our baby is born you'll visit."

"But I can't."

"Promise me and I know you'll find away to make it happen."

She smiles as if my faith in her cheers her to try. "Okay, I promise." She smiles her cute smile.

Eventually the night slows down and everyone head home. Me and Haruhi head to a fancy suite at a nearby hotel. For our second honey moon Haruhi has decided to buy some toys which I would rather not describe.

Time goes by and Haruhi gains some weight. Her hormones seem to drive her even more crazy to the point that I fear for my life at times.

But I honestly enjoy the turn my life has taken. On the day that Haruhi was having some of the girls over for her baby shower I start walking home after work thinking about all the changes in my life. Vacation had just started, Haruhi is due in a couple of weeks and Asahina just graduated high school. Asahina told Haruhi that she's already got a job lined up far away so she can't stay around. Haruhi didn't complain she hugged Asahina.

She just told her, "I'm proud of you. You're becoming a responsible adult. You just make sure to stay in touch when you move."

Asahina cried but hugged her back.

Soon she would leave and I'm going to be a father. Koizumi and the rest of the espers seem to have lost all their powers. I guess this leaves just the aliens. As soon as I thought about that I find in front of my apartment Nagato collapsed on the ground with blood splashed on her clothes.

"Nagato!" I run to her.

I fear about what might have happen to her when her eyes open up. "..."

"Are you okay?"

"Yes."

"What happened?"

"The Data Overmind was dissatisfied with how events have turned. Other humanoid interfaces were sent and there was a fight. I was able to fend them off but not without sustaining damage myself. I will need time to recover."

"Do you need anything?"

"Help me get to the baby shower."

I notice the small gift wrapped present in her hand. "Really? The Baby shower."

"I said I was going to be there."

II carry her to apartment, thank goodness she's light. "So why did they attack you?"

"The Entity was upset that there was no more data being created. It blamed me for not preventing such actions. We had come to a solution but I stopped them from enacting it."

"Wh-" Before I can finish the question the door to the apartment opens up.

"Kyon?" Haruhi asks "Why are you carrying Yuki?"

"Huh?" I don't have a good answer off the top of my head. But I do have an old one. "Nagato is anemic I found her when she collapsed."

I look at Yuki who thankfully already repaired her clothes so there aren't any blood splashes.

"Is this true Yuki?" Haruhi asks.

The alien just nods in reply.

"Okay, Yuki get in here I'll get you something to drink." Haruhi mothers Nagato.

I help Nagato into a chair as Haruhi hands her drink. A lot of presents seem to have been already opened when Nagato gives Haruhi her gift. The rest of the girls including Tsuruya and Asahina are there equally worried.

"Thank you, Yuki." Haruhi smiled at her. "Is there anything you need?"

Nagato shakes her head. Haruhi has really been more caring lately I'm guessing thats to be expect becoming a mother and all.

"Are you sure you're okay, Yuki?" Tsuruya questions. "You look paler than usual."

"No, I am fine." Nagato reaffirms.

"Well good there is something I wanted to talk you about." Haruhi announces. "Me and Kyon decided that if the baby was a boy he would get to pick the name and if it was a girl I would name her. We found out it was a girl a while ago so I've been thinking of names. I want to name the baby Yuki."

This catches everyone including the resident alien by surprise. This includes me since she never told me.

"I guess we'll call her Yu for short. " Haruhi continues. "I also know you don't really get along with your family but I don't want you to worry about that. I want you to be apart of my family. So I'm making you the godmother. I don't want you going anywhere." Nagato's eyes widen. "What do you say? Will you be my daughters godmother?"

"Yes." Is all Nagato says.

Haruhi gives her the tightest hug I've ever seen. The other girls cheer.

"Kyon, we're running low on snacks. Get some more from the kitchen." My wife tells me.

As I head to the kitchen I notice Nagato smile. Haruhi tells me to walk Nagato homes to make sure she gets there safe. I'm not sure what I'm going to do if we run into those interfaces.

I tell Nagato this and she replies, "That is not longer a concern."

"Why?"

"They are no longer here. The Data Overmind is also gone."

"When did this happen?"

"When Haruhi Suzumiya said she wanted me to stay and become a member of her family the obstacle towards that desire were removed."

"What?" It had been a while since I heard that Haruhi caused anything so I'm especially surprised she did something like this.

We didn't really talk much until I realize that Nagato was leading me to the school.

"Why did you bring me here?"

The school was quiet since everyone was in vacation. She didn't say anything until we reached the clubroom so the silence was deafening. Nagato finally pointed out the one difference in the room was a small old fashion computer on the desk. It looked just like the one I used that December.

"What's going on?" I ask her.

"We devised a way to restore the world to it's former state. Before the others were removed we finished this."

"It's a way to send me back in time? Like last time?"

"Yes."

"To when?"

"To the previous summer. Haruhi Suzumiya's desire to be with you was brought on when she realized how much she missed you that summer. The few interactions between you two made her want more in the end resulting to transforming the world to one where you two are married."

"What would I have to do? I mean I can't just go back and stop it can I? There would be some sort of paradox."

"This was designed to mimic the effects of the looped summer. Your mind will be placed in your younger self. You should have enough influence on your previous self to divert events. All you need to do is make Haruhi Suzumiya change her mind about wanting to spend more time with you."

"How do I do that?"

"You could say something that would upset her."

It wouldn't be that hard to do. So I would just have to make angry at me long enough so she wouldn't want to see me until school starts again. Then I guess I would end up like the other versions of me that summer just an echo of a memory.

"I need sometime to think this over." I tell Nagato.

"You have only a few minutes." Nagato tells me. "It took power of the Data overmind to make this possible. With it no longer present the power will soon vanish."

"This what the Data Overmind's plan. It wanted to send me back."

"Yes, it would have forced you. I wanted to give you a choice. Now you only have an hour left."

Nagato made her way to leave the room when I asked, "What do you want?" She paused and looked back at me. "I've asked everyone else. I've asked about what they thought about me and Haruhi. About the new world and about the marriage. But what do you think about it?"

Nagato pauses trying to think. "I... I like being part of a family." She doesn't let me see her face. "I prefer this to serving the Data Overmind. But the choice ultimately falls to you. It affects you most of all. I will gamble on you I believe that you will make the right choice."

She doesn't give me a chance to respond she just leaves the room. The clank of the door closing is the last thing I hear.

I stare at the program already running. It's just like last time telling me to press enter to go or any other key to cancel.

Ready...

That's the question. Am I ready to loose this life to try and get my old one back? I don't have a lot of time to make up my mind. What do I do?


Authors Notes: One chapter left. I hope you all are enjoying this story. I graduated so that is good. At the end of the week I'm going to Anime Expo in La so I'll be at least a week before I update. I wanted to say that I was in TV Trope and someone recommended this story on the fic recommendations so thanks to whoever is GamerMaster. Anyway leave me a review and tell me what you think