I realized that I made things a bit confusing about who knows Tony and Loki are in a relationship. To clarify: Steve and Thor only know that Tony was flirting with Loki, they don't know that they're in a relationship. I'm sorry if I confused anyone, because I did realize my mistake when I was writing. Anyways, enjoy :3
(All the Avengers are in the kitchen for breakfast)
Tony: Clint, why are you looking at me like that? Can't I just drink my morning coffee in peace?
Clint: Steve and Thor just walked in... hehe :3
Tony: You better not fucking say anything.
Clint: Hehe, I just might :D
Bruce: Don't tell Thor about Tony and Loki while he's eating his poptarts.
Tony: Legolas, if you say one fucking word about me and Loki-
Nat: Don't worry Tony, he won't say anything, will you, Clint?
Clint: Oh, ok. I won't say anything because you don't want me to, Nat.
Tony: Hehe.
Bruce: Lol.
Clint: :(
Bruce: Now Steve is asking why we all are texting.
Nat: And Thor is just staring at our phones, very confused.
Tony: Tell him we're... um... talking about...
Clint: I told him we're reciting One Direction lyrics!
Nat: Oh God.
Bruce: Steve wants to see evidence...
Tony: Fuck you Clint... FUCK YOU... You are so gonna pay for this... ugh... You're fucking insecure.
Clint: Don't know what for! :D
Nat: :l... You turn heads when you walk through the door.
Bruce: Don't need makeup. :P
Tony: To fucking cover up.
Clint: Being the way that you are is enough! ;D
Nat: Everyone else in the room can see it... fuck this.
Bruce: Oh, what the hell. EVERYONE ELSE BUT YOU!
Clint: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE! THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS
ME OVERWHELMED!
Tony: And when you smile at the fucking ground it ain't hard to tell...Just fucking finish it Clint!
Clint: YOU DON'T KNOW, OH OH! YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL!
Tony: Okay, Steve is horrified and he's leaving.
Bruce: I think I've been scarred for life.
Nat: I'm with you, Bruce.
Tony: And Thor is stumbling out of the room laughing with a mouth full of poptarts. Thank god this is
fucking over.
Nat: I'm terrified that we all know the words to this song...
Bruce: Apparently, your boyfriend has the 'One Direction Infection'.
Tony: LOL!
Clint: Dude, its a catchy song.
Tony: No, no its not.
Clint: YES IT IS!
Nat: Clint, calm down.
Clint: Oh... okay, Nat. I love you.
Bruce: hehe.
Nat: *sighs* I know you do, Clint.
Tony: Lol... just to be clear, we will never speak of this event to anyone.
Bruce: Agreed.
Nat: Agreed.
Clint: Sorry guys, I just posted our conversation to facebook!
Bruce: What the hell Clint?
Tony: WHAT THE FUCK!
Clint: Don't worry lover-boy, only the 1D part ;D
Nat: Oh, Clint..
Tony: You better fucking run legolas.
Clint: hehe... wait, you're putting on the Iron Man suit...
Clint: OKAY IM RUNNING NOW!
Okay, so I made all the Avengers, besides Clint, strongly dislike One Direction, probably because I don't really like them :/ Sorry if I offended any One Direction fans! I only made this to be funny :3
Please comment and tell me what you thought :D