The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 2: Welcome to Phillip Island
(Phil drove the boat to his little island. It didn't take long and soon he drives right up to the dock.)
Phil: We're here. Everybody off. Ladies first.
Peach: Thank you, Phillip.
Phil: My pleasure.
(Phil helped Peach off the the boat, then everyone else got off. Waluigi remained hidden.)
Phil: I'll show you around. Follow me.
(Phil led everyone up a wide path from the dock, into the forested island. Soon it split up into two paths. The one to the left went up a hill. The one straight ahead led to a bridge.)
Phil: The bridge over there leads to a store.
Luigi: But you're the only one that lives on this island. Why would there be a store?
Phil: You see, Phillip Island is part of a group of islands. Many of the islands are too small to have their own store so the people come here for their shopping needs. We're like a community really.
Luigi: Hey. That's kinda nifty. It only makes things easier for you..
Phil: Yep. The other path leads to the house. C'mon. I'll show you.
(Phil led everyone up the hill and to the blue house...which looked a little run down. There were also weeds all over the place.)
Phil: This is the house and if you look to the right you'll see the garage. There's a basketball hoop. I'm sure the boys left the ball around here.
Peach: Where's the club house?
Phil: Hang on. Let me show you, Toadstool.
(Phil led everyone to the front of the house.)
Phil: This is it.
Peach: Wait a minute. That's a shed.
Phil: I know. The boys like to use it as a club house. The van to the left doesn't do anything, but the boys like to play inside of that too.
Wario:Where's the swimming pool? I can't keep this hot bod in these clothes forever.
Peach: Ewww... You're gross, you sick bastard. Oops. I'm naughty.
Phil: The pool? Sure.
(Phil then led everyone to the backyard where the pool was.)
Wario: Um...what's with the water? This doesn't look very good.
Phil: Yeah, about that. We didn't use the pool lately. The trampoline, on the other hand, is always being used. It's right next to the pool.
Wario: Well, at least the trampoline looks okay.
Luigi: I love trampolines. Look at me! Wheeee!
(Luigi jumped onto the trampoline and started to do some of his super high jumps.)
Luigi: Wheee! Check this out!
(Luigi did a Hip Drop. The second he touched the trampoline, it collasped.)
Luigi: Ow! What the?!
Wario: So mush for the trampoline...
Phil: Now I'll show you the inside of the house.
(Phil led everyone into the house...except Luigi. He was still sitting in the broken heap that used to be the trampoline.)
Phil: This is the kitchen. I know it's a little dirty.
Mario: Dirty? Look at this. The cupboards are crammed. The trash is overflowing. Half the stuff in here doesn't look like it even works.
Phil: And down there is the basement. It's a little leaky and chances are you won't be going down there anyway.
Mario: I bet.
(Phil led everyone into the living room. It had a purple carpet and there was a TV and VCR with a couch and to chairs in front of it. But there was also clothes and tapes everywhere. It was almost as bad as the kitchen.)
Phil: I thought I told those boys to pick up their clothes. Oh well. Here's the living room. The VCR works so if you see a good video you can watch it.
(The nearby sliding door opened and Luigi stepped in.)
Luigi: Did I miss anything?
Mario: Naw.
Phil: Now if you'll just follow me upstairs...
(Everyone followed Phil up the stairs and into a hallway. Phil points to a room on the left.)
Phil: That's my bedroom.
Peach: I'll say. This looks like the cleanest room in the house. I'm sleeping in here tonight. I think I'll lay down right now.
(Peach walked into the room.)
Phil: Okay. But I must warn you...
Peach: Oh what could be wrong about this ro- Eep! What's that smell? My nose is on fire!
(Peach ran out of the room.)
Phil: I tried to tell you, I use a lot of insence in there.
Peach: Don't worry. I'll just put on some purfume.
Phil: The room to the right is the bathroom.
Mario: Is that a leaky faucet I hear? Oh God! Drip-drip-drip-drip-drip...
Toad: Heh. That's Mario for ya.
Phil: I've got only one more room to show you.
(Phil led everyone to the room that was straight ahead. This room had green carpet, two bunkbeds, a TV with a Nintendo 64 and a couch. There was also a sliding door like the one in the living room and a toy box stashed in a corner.)
Phil: This is the boys' room. Most of you will probably sleep on the bunk beds. I don't know what they keep in the toy box. By the way, Luigi, the N64 is in here. I'm sure the boys' left some of their games here.
Luigi: Actually I've got you covered there. I brought my own games.
Yoshi: I saw that one coming.
Mario: Me too.
Phil: Well with that it's time for me to go. Please follow me back to the docks.
(Everyone followed Phil out of the house, down the driveway and back to the docks.)
Phil: Luigi, me and the boys will be gone for a couple of weeks. While we're gone you and your friends can use these coins to buy anything you want.
(Phil gave Luigi a sack of coins, then he points to the boat that still had the luggage and Waluigi in it.)
Phil: You can also use this boat to go back to the mainland to get stuff, but by the looks of it you got everything already. I better get going so I'll see you in a couple of weeks. See ya later.
(Phil got into another boat, started the motor and drove away. Everyone glares at Luigi.)
Luigi: Um...why are you guys looking at me like that?
(Phil drove the boat to his little island. It didn't take long and soon he drives right up to the dock.)
Phil: We're here. Everybody off. Ladies first.
Peach: Thank you, Phillip.
Phil: My pleasure.
(Phil helped Peach off the the boat, then everyone else got off. Waluigi remained hidden.)
Phil: I'll show you around. Follow me.
(Phil led everyone up a wide path from the dock, into the forested island. Soon it split up into two paths. The one to the left went up a hill. The one straight ahead led to a bridge.)
Phil: The bridge over there leads to a store.
Luigi: But you're the only one that lives on this island. Why would there be a store?
Phil: You see, Phillip Island is part of a group of islands. Many of the islands are too small to have their own store so the people come here for their shopping needs. We're like a community really.
Luigi: Hey. That's kinda nifty. It only makes things easier for you..
Phil: Yep. The other path leads to the house. C'mon. I'll show you.
(Phil led everyone up the hill and to the blue house...which looked a little run down. There were also weeds all over the place.)
Phil: This is the house and if you look to the right you'll see the garage. There's a basketball hoop. I'm sure the boys left the ball around here.
Peach: Where's the club house?
Phil: Hang on. Let me show you, Toadstool.
(Phil led everyone to the front of the house.)
Phil: This is it.
Peach: Wait a minute. That's a shed.
Phil: I know. The boys like to use it as a club house. The van to the left doesn't do anything, but the boys like to play inside of that too.
Wario:Where's the swimming pool? I can't keep this hot bod in these clothes forever.
Peach: Ewww... You're gross, you sick bastard. Oops. I'm naughty.
Phil: The pool? Sure.
(Phil then led everyone to the backyard where the pool was.)
Wario: Um...what's with the water? This doesn't look very good.
Phil: Yeah, about that. We didn't use the pool lately. The trampoline, on the other hand, is always being used. It's right next to the pool.
Wario: Well, at least the trampoline looks okay.
Luigi: I love trampolines. Look at me! Wheeee!
(Luigi jumped onto the trampoline and started to do some of his super high jumps.)
Luigi: Wheee! Check this out!
(Luigi did a Hip Drop. The second he touched the trampoline, it collasped.)
Luigi: Ow! What the?!
Wario: So mush for the trampoline...
Phil: Now I'll show you the inside of the house.
(Phil led everyone into the house...except Luigi. He was still sitting in the broken heap that used to be the trampoline.)
Phil: This is the kitchen. I know it's a little dirty.
Mario: Dirty? Look at this. The cupboards are crammed. The trash is overflowing. Half the stuff in here doesn't look like it even works.
Phil: And down there is the basement. It's a little leaky and chances are you won't be going down there anyway.
Mario: I bet.
(Phil led everyone into the living room. It had a purple carpet and there was a TV and VCR with a couch and to chairs in front of it. But there was also clothes and tapes everywhere. It was almost as bad as the kitchen.)
Phil: I thought I told those boys to pick up their clothes. Oh well. Here's the living room. The VCR works so if you see a good video you can watch it.
(The nearby sliding door opened and Luigi stepped in.)
Luigi: Did I miss anything?
Mario: Naw.
Phil: Now if you'll just follow me upstairs...
(Everyone followed Phil up the stairs and into a hallway. Phil points to a room on the left.)
Phil: That's my bedroom.
Peach: I'll say. This looks like the cleanest room in the house. I'm sleeping in here tonight. I think I'll lay down right now.
(Peach walked into the room.)
Phil: Okay. But I must warn you...
Peach: Oh what could be wrong about this ro- Eep! What's that smell? My nose is on fire!
(Peach ran out of the room.)
Phil: I tried to tell you, I use a lot of insence in there.
Peach: Don't worry. I'll just put on some purfume.
Phil: The room to the right is the bathroom.
Mario: Is that a leaky faucet I hear? Oh God! Drip-drip-drip-drip-drip...
Toad: Heh. That's Mario for ya.
Phil: I've got only one more room to show you.
(Phil led everyone to the room that was straight ahead. This room had green carpet, two bunkbeds, a TV with a Nintendo 64 and a couch. There was also a sliding door like the one in the living room and a toy box stashed in a corner.)
Phil: This is the boys' room. Most of you will probably sleep on the bunk beds. I don't know what they keep in the toy box. By the way, Luigi, the N64 is in here. I'm sure the boys' left some of their games here.
Luigi: Actually I've got you covered there. I brought my own games.
Yoshi: I saw that one coming.
Mario: Me too.
Phil: Well with that it's time for me to go. Please follow me back to the docks.
(Everyone followed Phil out of the house, down the driveway and back to the docks.)
Phil: Luigi, me and the boys will be gone for a couple of weeks. While we're gone you and your friends can use these coins to buy anything you want.
(Phil gave Luigi a sack of coins, then he points to the boat that still had the luggage and Waluigi in it.)
Phil: You can also use this boat to go back to the mainland to get stuff, but by the looks of it you got everything already. I better get going so I'll see you in a couple of weeks. See ya later.
(Phil got into another boat, started the motor and drove away. Everyone glares at Luigi.)
Luigi: Um...why are you guys looking at me like that?