Thanks again for all the lovely comments! I love them all soooo much! This chapter/messages is from Yoru no Nx's idea. I hope you all like it!
Nick: Alright Avengers, you all should know that tonight is a very important Avengers promotion event, and I will be unable to attend. Therefore, I am telling you now that I want all of you on your best behavior. That means you Stark.
Tony: Psch, I can take care of myself, thank you very much.
Phil: Don't worry sir, I'll keep a close eye on them.
-one hour later-
Tony: WOO! YU GO HULK, SMASH DAT ASS!
Clint: I LOV DIS SONGG! *fist pumping* STARSHIPS WER MENT TO FLYYY!
Nat: Hehehe, Clint! Yur sooo funnny!
Clint: Thnks babe! I kno I am! xD
Steve: Tony, u r so ded for puttin alcohol in my dr. pepper!
Tony: I did tht so yu wil get WILD xDDD
Bruce: HULK FUCKIN SMASH!
Tony: Seee! Even Bruce is lettin loose!
Steve: Holy shit why thes hot girls followin me?
Tony: They think u hawt, dummy! Flirt wit themm!
Steve: Whaat?
Tony: FRATENIZE WIT THEEM!
Steve: Ooo.. ookay!
Thor: ...Am I the only not-drunk Avenger?
Nat: Hehehe, yesh!
Thor: I do not believe this will fly well with Fury.
Clint: U saiid FLY! STARSHIPS WER MENT TO FLYYY!
Thor: Odin Almighty.
Thor: Wait, where is son of Coul?
Phil: ALL I WANTED WAS FOR HIM TO SIGN MY VINTAGE TRADING CARDS! D':
Thor: What did you do to him!
Steve: Weel, I wuz flirtin wit som girlz and Phil kept botherin mee to sign his cards... so I ask him to sho me wher the bathrom wuz and wen we got ther I tied up his hands an lokd him in a stall! He wuz bawling his eye out!
Thor: Steve! That's so cruel and unlike you!
Tony: Welll rememmber Thor, hes drunk.
Thor: You are all in so much trouble, especially you Tony.
Tony: Tell yur brother to com take mee home cuz im drunkk.
Thor: Why do you want my brother to get you?
Tony: Cuz he's my boyfriend. DUH.
Thor: HE'S WHAT?
Tony: Here, let me spel it four u: HE. IS. MY. BOYFRND.
Steve: Heey! Congrats u two!
Thor: WHY ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY BROTHER!
Tony: Becuz dummy, he is extrimly HAWT!
Thor: MAN OF IRON! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE LIED A HAND ON MY BROTHER!
Tony: wel his hands have ben all over me.
Thor: THIS IS UNACCEPTEBLE!
Tony: Jeez point break. Tak a chil pill.
Thor: HOW CAN I WHEN YOU... AH! I MUST GO FIND MY BROTHER!
Tony: Tel him I miss him, won't u?
Thor: ARGH! D:
Phil: WHAT ABOUT ME? DDD':
This was really, really fun to write :D And Phil is alive because we love him. Please comment! :DD