The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 3: Cleanup Work
Mario: Weegie, you dolt! You expect us to vacation on this god forsaken island? You...you...you...
D.K.: Idiot! This is supposed to be better than Hawaii?
Wario: You expect me to swim in that scummy pool?
Peach: Can you possibly be more stupid?
Luigi: Don't yell at me. I told you I've never been here before. Phil used false advertisment on me, man.
Peach: If I had my frying pan, I'd smack you in the head with it. I don't find this very funny.
Luigi: It's messy now, but if we fix it up I'm sure it will be okay.
Mario: What do you mean 'we'? You're the one that wanted to come here so you're the one that's gonna pick it up. Peach, get your bag. If any of you guys want me or Peach, we'll be in Phil's room.
(Mario lifted his back pack out of the boat and saw Waluigi's face.)
Waluigi: Hey. How's it going?
Wario: Waluigi, what'd I tell you before? You weren't invited! What am I going to do with you?
Luigi: Make him help me with the house.
Wario: That's not a bad idea. Okay. Both of you fix up the house.
Luigi: You heard him, Waluigi. Help me with the house.
(Luigi yanked Waluigi out of the boat and dragged him to the house.)
Luigi: All right, no one likes weeds. Waluigi, you pull all the weeds out. I'll take care of the clubhouse.
(Luigi ran of. Waluigi grabbed a weed and pulled it out, then he grabbed another one and pulled it out.)
Waluigi: Jeez, at this rate I'll be here all night.
(Toad walked up to Waluigi and watched him.)
Toad: No no no. You're doing it wrong. Waluigi, you do it like this.
(Toad grabbed a weed and yanked it out in a split-second.)
Toad: Now you try it.
(Waluigi grabbed a weed and slowly pulled it out.)
Toad: Wrong wrong WRONG! You're not doing it right!
Waluigi: Shut up! I don't need advice from a three foot walking mushroom. Shoo! I'll do this myself!
Toad: Yeah whatever...
(Toad went around yanking weeds left and right and chunked them all into a pile. In fact, the only weeds Toad didn't get were the ones around Waluigi. He figured he can do some of it himself.)
Waluigi: C'mon you stupid weed. Come out for papa. Aw shucks. This is hopeless.
Toad: I'll check on Luigi.
(Toad went to the clubhouse and opened the door. Inside, there was a table with three chairs in a corner and a rug in the middle of the floor. Everything, including Luigi, was dusty.)
Luigi: Ah-ah-ahchoo!
Toad: Dusty in here, isn't it?
Luigi: Sniffle...yeah.
Toad: You don't sound too good. You ought to get some fresh air and work on the trampoline.
Luigi: Yeah. Ah-ah-ahchoo! Okay.
(Luigi walked out of the clubhouse and to the trampoline. Luigi startes to work with it when Bowser and D.K. came)
D.K.: Hey Luigi. Aren't you a little small to work with stuff that big?
Bowser: Me and D.K. should fix that. By the way, did you see Waluigi? He looks like he got attacked by something.
D.K.: Let us fix this. You go in the house.
Luigi: Okay. If you say so...
(Luigi walked to the house and went in the sliding door. He saw Waluigi sitting in a chair. He was cut up, bruised, and bleeding.)
Luigi: Dude, what happened to you?
Waluigi: You ever tried to pull weeds? Those things hurt!
(In the kitchen, Wario was bashing a radio in an attempt to fix it. Yoshi was also nearby.)
Wario: Stupid radio, why don't you work?! Work! Dammit!
Yoshi: What seems to be the problem?
Wario: This dumb thing won't work. C'mon, you piece of crap! Work!
Yoshi: Did you remember to plug it in?
Wario: Say what?
Yoshi: You're sad.
(Yoshi located the plug and stuck it in the nearest outlet. Suddenly, the radio started to play "The Real Slim Shadey")
Wario: Yoshi, you're a genius! How did you do it?
Yoshi: You really are sad.
(Upstairs in the bathroom, Mario was trying to fix the sink, but Peach won't let go of the monkey wrench that she's holding.)
Mario: Peach, give me the monkey wrench.
Peach: What's a monkey wrench?
Mario: That thing you're holding. Give me the monkey wrench.
Peach: Quit monkeying around and fix the sink.
Mario: Damn woman. I can't fix the sink without the monkey wrench.
Peach: Ask D.K. He's a monkey. I'm sure he has one.
Mario: D'oh! I give up.
(Outside, Bowser and D.K. finished fixing the trampoline and Toad, who dusted out the clubhouse, was testing it out. The pool was drained and Luigi and Waluigi was giving it a good scrubbing.)
Luigi: All right. That just about does it. Time to fill it up.
(Luigi and Waluigi climbed out of the pool. Luigi went to the house and got the hose, then he began to fill the pool.)
Luigi: All right, Waluigi. You can hang back for awhile.
Bowser: The trampoline is fixed. As long as you don't Hip Drop, it should be fine.
Luigi: Cool.
D.K.: Toad says that the clubhouse is done too. I wonder what we could use it for.
Waluigi: I'll think of something...
Bowser: I have to admit, before, it was a mess, but now it's beginning to shape up. If we fix up the inside we'll be all set.
Luigi: Let's get this show on the road.
(Luigi, D.K., and Bowser went into the house. In the living room, D.K. sorted and put away the vidios while Luigi picked up all the clothes and chucked them into the basement. In the kitchen, Bowser was getting annoyed by Wario.)
Bowser: Wario, do you really have to listen to the Spice Sluts?
Wario: I thought you liked sluts.
Bowser: The only slut I like is Princess Toadstool! Now turn that garage off and help me take out this garage!
Wario: God! What's your problem?
(Upstairs, Luigi was airing out Phil's room by opening the windows and turning a fan on. D.K. convinced Peach to let go of the monkey wrench.)
Mario: Thanks D.K.
D.K.: Wait a minute. Why would you need a monkey wrench to fix a leaky faucet? The knob doesn't even look like it's turned all the way.
(D.K. turned the knob all the way. The dripping stopped.)
Mario: Son-of-a-
D.K.: There. Problem solved.
(Seems like everything is fixed. Luigi walks into the, now clean, kitchen.)
Bowser: Check it out. Not only did I take out the garage and organize the cupboards, but I mopped the floor too!
Luigi: Well done. Now we can move in. I'm going to the docks to get my back pack.
(Luigi walked out of the house and down the driveway to the docks. He picked up his pack, but then he picked up Toad, Bowser, and D.K.'s bags too. They did help him after all. He dragged all these things back to the house.)
Toad: Hey Luigi. You brought my bag. Thanks bud.
Luigi: No prob. You dusted out the clubhouse. Good thing mushrooms don't have allergies.
Toad: Nope. No allergies. I'm pretty used to the spore that I spread. And I pulled most of the weed myself.
Luigi: Spores? I'm not even gonna go there. And the weeds? I figured that was you.
(Luigi went into the house and into the bed room. Bowser and D.K. were looking at the games by the TV.)
Bowser: Look at this. Mischief Makers? What the heck kind of game is that? And Gex 64? Who plays this trash?
D.K.: Let's hope we never have to...
Luigi: We don't. Look what I brought!
(Luigi took all of the games out of his back pack.)
D.K.: Holy crap! He has every single Mario game! Even Dr. Mario 64!
Bowser: Hey guys. I challenge the both of you to a Mario Kart race.
Luigi & D.K.: You're on!
(Outside, Waluigi is hanging up a dry erase board on the door of the clubhouse., then he used a blue marker and wrote: CLUBHOUSE. He thought a little while, then he wrote with a red marker: TONIGHT'S GAME: SPIN THE BOTTLE. Wario walked by holding an innertube.)
Wario: What have you got there, Waluigi? Spin the Bottle? Cool man! I wanna play!
Waluigi: Well, tell everyone about this. I need more players.
Wario: Okay. I'll tell them.
(Wario walks away.)
Waluigi: This will be one interesting night...
Mario: Weegie, you dolt! You expect us to vacation on this god forsaken island? You...you...you...
D.K.: Idiot! This is supposed to be better than Hawaii?
Wario: You expect me to swim in that scummy pool?
Peach: Can you possibly be more stupid?
Luigi: Don't yell at me. I told you I've never been here before. Phil used false advertisment on me, man.
Peach: If I had my frying pan, I'd smack you in the head with it. I don't find this very funny.
Luigi: It's messy now, but if we fix it up I'm sure it will be okay.
Mario: What do you mean 'we'? You're the one that wanted to come here so you're the one that's gonna pick it up. Peach, get your bag. If any of you guys want me or Peach, we'll be in Phil's room.
(Mario lifted his back pack out of the boat and saw Waluigi's face.)
Waluigi: Hey. How's it going?
Wario: Waluigi, what'd I tell you before? You weren't invited! What am I going to do with you?
Luigi: Make him help me with the house.
Wario: That's not a bad idea. Okay. Both of you fix up the house.
Luigi: You heard him, Waluigi. Help me with the house.
(Luigi yanked Waluigi out of the boat and dragged him to the house.)
Luigi: All right, no one likes weeds. Waluigi, you pull all the weeds out. I'll take care of the clubhouse.
(Luigi ran of. Waluigi grabbed a weed and pulled it out, then he grabbed another one and pulled it out.)
Waluigi: Jeez, at this rate I'll be here all night.
(Toad walked up to Waluigi and watched him.)
Toad: No no no. You're doing it wrong. Waluigi, you do it like this.
(Toad grabbed a weed and yanked it out in a split-second.)
Toad: Now you try it.
(Waluigi grabbed a weed and slowly pulled it out.)
Toad: Wrong wrong WRONG! You're not doing it right!
Waluigi: Shut up! I don't need advice from a three foot walking mushroom. Shoo! I'll do this myself!
Toad: Yeah whatever...
(Toad went around yanking weeds left and right and chunked them all into a pile. In fact, the only weeds Toad didn't get were the ones around Waluigi. He figured he can do some of it himself.)
Waluigi: C'mon you stupid weed. Come out for papa. Aw shucks. This is hopeless.
Toad: I'll check on Luigi.
(Toad went to the clubhouse and opened the door. Inside, there was a table with three chairs in a corner and a rug in the middle of the floor. Everything, including Luigi, was dusty.)
Luigi: Ah-ah-ahchoo!
Toad: Dusty in here, isn't it?
Luigi: Sniffle...yeah.
Toad: You don't sound too good. You ought to get some fresh air and work on the trampoline.
Luigi: Yeah. Ah-ah-ahchoo! Okay.
(Luigi walked out of the clubhouse and to the trampoline. Luigi startes to work with it when Bowser and D.K. came)
D.K.: Hey Luigi. Aren't you a little small to work with stuff that big?
Bowser: Me and D.K. should fix that. By the way, did you see Waluigi? He looks like he got attacked by something.
D.K.: Let us fix this. You go in the house.
Luigi: Okay. If you say so...
(Luigi walked to the house and went in the sliding door. He saw Waluigi sitting in a chair. He was cut up, bruised, and bleeding.)
Luigi: Dude, what happened to you?
Waluigi: You ever tried to pull weeds? Those things hurt!
(In the kitchen, Wario was bashing a radio in an attempt to fix it. Yoshi was also nearby.)
Wario: Stupid radio, why don't you work?! Work! Dammit!
Yoshi: What seems to be the problem?
Wario: This dumb thing won't work. C'mon, you piece of crap! Work!
Yoshi: Did you remember to plug it in?
Wario: Say what?
Yoshi: You're sad.
(Yoshi located the plug and stuck it in the nearest outlet. Suddenly, the radio started to play "The Real Slim Shadey")
Wario: Yoshi, you're a genius! How did you do it?
Yoshi: You really are sad.
(Upstairs in the bathroom, Mario was trying to fix the sink, but Peach won't let go of the monkey wrench that she's holding.)
Mario: Peach, give me the monkey wrench.
Peach: What's a monkey wrench?
Mario: That thing you're holding. Give me the monkey wrench.
Peach: Quit monkeying around and fix the sink.
Mario: Damn woman. I can't fix the sink without the monkey wrench.
Peach: Ask D.K. He's a monkey. I'm sure he has one.
Mario: D'oh! I give up.
(Outside, Bowser and D.K. finished fixing the trampoline and Toad, who dusted out the clubhouse, was testing it out. The pool was drained and Luigi and Waluigi was giving it a good scrubbing.)
Luigi: All right. That just about does it. Time to fill it up.
(Luigi and Waluigi climbed out of the pool. Luigi went to the house and got the hose, then he began to fill the pool.)
Luigi: All right, Waluigi. You can hang back for awhile.
Bowser: The trampoline is fixed. As long as you don't Hip Drop, it should be fine.
Luigi: Cool.
D.K.: Toad says that the clubhouse is done too. I wonder what we could use it for.
Waluigi: I'll think of something...
Bowser: I have to admit, before, it was a mess, but now it's beginning to shape up. If we fix up the inside we'll be all set.
Luigi: Let's get this show on the road.
(Luigi, D.K., and Bowser went into the house. In the living room, D.K. sorted and put away the vidios while Luigi picked up all the clothes and chucked them into the basement. In the kitchen, Bowser was getting annoyed by Wario.)
Bowser: Wario, do you really have to listen to the Spice Sluts?
Wario: I thought you liked sluts.
Bowser: The only slut I like is Princess Toadstool! Now turn that garage off and help me take out this garage!
Wario: God! What's your problem?
(Upstairs, Luigi was airing out Phil's room by opening the windows and turning a fan on. D.K. convinced Peach to let go of the monkey wrench.)
Mario: Thanks D.K.
D.K.: Wait a minute. Why would you need a monkey wrench to fix a leaky faucet? The knob doesn't even look like it's turned all the way.
(D.K. turned the knob all the way. The dripping stopped.)
Mario: Son-of-a-
D.K.: There. Problem solved.
(Seems like everything is fixed. Luigi walks into the, now clean, kitchen.)
Bowser: Check it out. Not only did I take out the garage and organize the cupboards, but I mopped the floor too!
Luigi: Well done. Now we can move in. I'm going to the docks to get my back pack.
(Luigi walked out of the house and down the driveway to the docks. He picked up his pack, but then he picked up Toad, Bowser, and D.K.'s bags too. They did help him after all. He dragged all these things back to the house.)
Toad: Hey Luigi. You brought my bag. Thanks bud.
Luigi: No prob. You dusted out the clubhouse. Good thing mushrooms don't have allergies.
Toad: Nope. No allergies. I'm pretty used to the spore that I spread. And I pulled most of the weed myself.
Luigi: Spores? I'm not even gonna go there. And the weeds? I figured that was you.
(Luigi went into the house and into the bed room. Bowser and D.K. were looking at the games by the TV.)
Bowser: Look at this. Mischief Makers? What the heck kind of game is that? And Gex 64? Who plays this trash?
D.K.: Let's hope we never have to...
Luigi: We don't. Look what I brought!
(Luigi took all of the games out of his back pack.)
D.K.: Holy crap! He has every single Mario game! Even Dr. Mario 64!
Bowser: Hey guys. I challenge the both of you to a Mario Kart race.
Luigi & D.K.: You're on!
(Outside, Waluigi is hanging up a dry erase board on the door of the clubhouse., then he used a blue marker and wrote: CLUBHOUSE. He thought a little while, then he wrote with a red marker: TONIGHT'S GAME: SPIN THE BOTTLE. Wario walked by holding an innertube.)
Wario: What have you got there, Waluigi? Spin the Bottle? Cool man! I wanna play!
Waluigi: Well, tell everyone about this. I need more players.
Wario: Okay. I'll tell them.
(Wario walks away.)
Waluigi: This will be one interesting night...