The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 4: Spin the Bottle Lady!
Mario: Say what? Waluigi wants to play Spin the Bottle in the clubhouse?
Wario: That's what he said anyway.
(Wario was talking to Mario and Peach in Phil's room. The sun was beginning to set.)
Peach: I don't think I like the idea of kissing Waluigi, but I do like the idea of kissing Mario. Count me and Mario in!
Mario: Peach! I do NOT approve of this!
(Wario went into the boys' room where Toad has joined Luigi, D.K. and Bowser in the kart race.)
D.K.: Take that, Lightweight!
Toad: Hey! No fair! Unfair advantage! Unfair advantage!
Bowser: Darn it, Toad! That's the fifth time you called that!
Toad: Can't I play as Mario?
Luigi: Toad, you know the rule. No!
(Mario and friends have a rule for multiplayer Mario games. They can only play as themself. For example, Toad can only play as Toad. This usually isn't a problem, but it's a little questionable now.)
Wario: Hey guys. I know you're in the middle of arguing, but can I tell you something?
Toad: Sure. Go ahead.
Wario: Well, Waluigi set up a game of Spin the Bottle in the clubhouse. Mario and Peach already joined in.
Bowser: A chance to kiss Toadstool? I'm in!
(Bowser ran downstairs.)
D.K.: Really? I'd love to kiss Peach. Wait for me, Bowser!
(D.K. ran downstairs.)
Toad: Getting kissed by Peach isn't unusual for me, but it's fun to be with Mario. I'm going.
(Toad ran downstairs.)
Luigi: Hey! What about the race? Oh well. If there's gonna be dudes kissing other dudes there's bound to be some laughs. I'm gonna go too.
(Luigi and Wario ran downstairs and saw Yoshi in the kitchen.)
Yoshi: Hey. What's all the fuss about? I heard something about kissing games. I wanna play games.
Wario: Come with us then.
(Yoshi followed Luigi and Wario to the clubhouse and went inside. Waluigi had taken out the rug and put a portable lamp on the table. Everyone sat in a circle. The order they sat in going clockwise was Peach, Luigi, Waluigi, Bowser, Mario, Toad, Yoshi, Wario, and D.K. Waluigi put a Mountain Dew bottle in the middle.)
Waluigi: Okay guys. You know how this works. You spin the bottle and kiss the person it points to, then they take their turn. Since I'm soooo nice I'll let my rival, Luigi, go first.
Luigi: Gee. Thanks.
(Luigi took the bottle and gave it a good spin. It landed on Mario.)
Luigi: Dude, I'm not doing this.
Mario: What? You can't even kiss you own big brother? C'mon. We've been doing it for years.
Luigi: Mario! Don't say that out loud! Fine.
(Luigi went to Mario and gave him a small kiss on the cheek.)
Mario: Ee hee hee hee hee...
Waluigi: Your turn, Mario.
(Mario spun the bottle. It landed on Wario.)
Wario: Pucker up, Mario.
Mario: God. I''m not kissing something that ugly.
Peach: It won't be that bad. Just pretend he's a girl.
Mario: I'll just close my eyes and...
(Mario kissed Wario on the cheek. Some of the dudes laughed.)
Peach: There. That wasn't so bad.
Mario: Frankly, I beg to differ.
Waluigi: Your turn, brother.
(Wario gave the bottle a nice fast spin. When it started to slow down, it looked like it was going to land on D.K., but then it just barely landed on Peach. This time, Peach didn't look too happy.)
Wario: Oh ho ho! I never thought I'd get to kiss Peach.
Peach: Yikes!
(Wario dived at Peach and gave her a slobbery kiss right on the lips.)
Wario: Ha ha! I did it!
Peach: You really did do it. Hiiiyaaa!
(Wario kicked Wario between the legs. Everyone laughed.)
Toad: Whoa! She kicked him in the nads!
Wario: Mind if I...lay down here? Uhhh...
Waluigi: Spin the bottle, lady.
(Peach gave the bottle a fair spin. It landed on Bowser, who seemed really happy.)
Bowser: Oooooh wow. I've been waiting for this.
Peach: Gah! Let's get this over with!
(Peach gave Bowser a kiss on the nose.)
Bowser: I think I'm in love...
Peach: Yeah? Well, it better not be with me because that kiss didn't mean a thing. Now take your turn.
(Bowser spun the bottle like Wario did, then it slowed down and landed on...Yoshi.)
Bowser: There is no way I'm gonna kiss that gay dinosaur! Waluigi, how long is this gonna last anyway?
Waluigi: It's nine right now so I think that ninethirty will be good.
Bowser: Okay I'll wait thirty minutes because I'm not kissing Yoshi.
(Waluigi and Wario whisper for awhile.)
Waluigi: Sorry Bowser. I can't let you do that. If you don't kiss Yoshi within the next five minutes, Wario will use the Spice Girls treatment on you.
Bowser: I'm...not...doing it!
Yoshi: Bowser, just pretend I'm Wendy O. Koopa. You'd kiss her, right?
Bowser: Oh God...
Peach: I know. I'll fix up Yoshi a bit.
(Peach took out some lips stick, some eyeshadow, and some blush.)
Peach: Yoshi, hold still while I put this makeup on you.
(Peach put the makeup on Yoshi so now his lips were red, his cheeks were pink, and his eyelids were blue.)
Bowser: I'm still not kissing him.
Peach: What's the matter with you? Pretend that you're kissing me. I know you like that.
Bowser: If you're gonna put it that way...
Yoshi: (girl-like voice) Oh, I'm Princess Toadstool and I just loooove Bowser. Come here and kiss me, loverboy.
(Bowser went over to Yoshi and kissed him on the lips.)
Bowser: Uhhhh...gross.
Yoshi: Let's hope we never have to do that again.
Waluigi: ...And your five minutes are up. What's that? You two kissed? All right. Yoshi, your turn.
(Yoshi gave the bottle a decent spin. It landed on Wario.)
Yoshi: Look, since you're so ugly I'll just give you a quick lick on the cheek.
(Yoshi leaned to his left and licked Wario.)
Waluigi: That was quick. Wario's turn.
(Wario gave the bottle another fast spin. It landed on Toad.)
Toad: Um...
Wario: The mushroom? This should be easy.
(Wario went to kiss Toad. Just as his lips touched Toad, the fungi kicked him in the nads. Everyone laughs.)
Wario: Yaaahhh! What'd you do that for?
Toad: No reason. It just looked like fun.
Wario: Son-of-a...uhhhh.
D.K.: Spin the bottle, Toad. I want to be kissed.
Waluigi: Yeah. Whatever D.K. said.
(Toad gave the bottle a slow spin. It landed on Waluigi.)
Toad: Dammit! I got the freaky host!
Waluigi: Just get your butt over here.
(Toad gave Waluigi a little peck on the cheek.)
Waluigi: Watch how it's done.
(Waluigi spun the bottle. It was almost as slow as Toad's spin. I'm not even going to tell you who it landed on...)
Waluigi: No way! I'm not kissing my rival!
Luigi: C'mon, Waluigi. Mario kissed Wario.
Waluigi: I'm not doing this.
Mario: Don't make Luigi use the grandma treatment on you.
Waluigi: Grandma treatment?
Luigi: Yeah. Kiss me or I'll pinch your cheeks like your grandma only it'll hurt much much worse.
Waluigi: I...er...uh...look at the time. It's nine-thirty. Have a nice night.
(Waluigi runs out of the clubhouse.)
Luigi: What a wuss.
(Everyone groaned and started to walk out of the clubhouse.)
Wario: My balls still hurt. I'm not sure if I can walk back to the house.
Mario: Oh, well, good night then.
(Mario turns the light off and left.)
Wario: Shoot! Mario! I...I don't wanna be out here alone!
(Mario went into Phil's room with Peach. Luigi, Waluigi, Yoshi, and Toad are hangging out in the boys room.)
Luigi: I get the top bunk. Mario always gets the top bunk, only he's sleeping with Peach now.
Waluigi: Okay. I get the other top bunk.
Yoshi: Me and Toad will share a bottom bunk. Wario can have the last one.
Toad: What about Bowser and D.K.?
Yoshi: What about them? They already agreed to sleep in the living room.
Luigi: Well, good night guys.
Mario: Say what? Waluigi wants to play Spin the Bottle in the clubhouse?
Wario: That's what he said anyway.
(Wario was talking to Mario and Peach in Phil's room. The sun was beginning to set.)
Peach: I don't think I like the idea of kissing Waluigi, but I do like the idea of kissing Mario. Count me and Mario in!
Mario: Peach! I do NOT approve of this!
(Wario went into the boys' room where Toad has joined Luigi, D.K. and Bowser in the kart race.)
D.K.: Take that, Lightweight!
Toad: Hey! No fair! Unfair advantage! Unfair advantage!
Bowser: Darn it, Toad! That's the fifth time you called that!
Toad: Can't I play as Mario?
Luigi: Toad, you know the rule. No!
(Mario and friends have a rule for multiplayer Mario games. They can only play as themself. For example, Toad can only play as Toad. This usually isn't a problem, but it's a little questionable now.)
Wario: Hey guys. I know you're in the middle of arguing, but can I tell you something?
Toad: Sure. Go ahead.
Wario: Well, Waluigi set up a game of Spin the Bottle in the clubhouse. Mario and Peach already joined in.
Bowser: A chance to kiss Toadstool? I'm in!
(Bowser ran downstairs.)
D.K.: Really? I'd love to kiss Peach. Wait for me, Bowser!
(D.K. ran downstairs.)
Toad: Getting kissed by Peach isn't unusual for me, but it's fun to be with Mario. I'm going.
(Toad ran downstairs.)
Luigi: Hey! What about the race? Oh well. If there's gonna be dudes kissing other dudes there's bound to be some laughs. I'm gonna go too.
(Luigi and Wario ran downstairs and saw Yoshi in the kitchen.)
Yoshi: Hey. What's all the fuss about? I heard something about kissing games. I wanna play games.
Wario: Come with us then.
(Yoshi followed Luigi and Wario to the clubhouse and went inside. Waluigi had taken out the rug and put a portable lamp on the table. Everyone sat in a circle. The order they sat in going clockwise was Peach, Luigi, Waluigi, Bowser, Mario, Toad, Yoshi, Wario, and D.K. Waluigi put a Mountain Dew bottle in the middle.)
Waluigi: Okay guys. You know how this works. You spin the bottle and kiss the person it points to, then they take their turn. Since I'm soooo nice I'll let my rival, Luigi, go first.
Luigi: Gee. Thanks.
(Luigi took the bottle and gave it a good spin. It landed on Mario.)
Luigi: Dude, I'm not doing this.
Mario: What? You can't even kiss you own big brother? C'mon. We've been doing it for years.
Luigi: Mario! Don't say that out loud! Fine.
(Luigi went to Mario and gave him a small kiss on the cheek.)
Mario: Ee hee hee hee hee...
Waluigi: Your turn, Mario.
(Mario spun the bottle. It landed on Wario.)
Wario: Pucker up, Mario.
Mario: God. I''m not kissing something that ugly.
Peach: It won't be that bad. Just pretend he's a girl.
Mario: I'll just close my eyes and...
(Mario kissed Wario on the cheek. Some of the dudes laughed.)
Peach: There. That wasn't so bad.
Mario: Frankly, I beg to differ.
Waluigi: Your turn, brother.
(Wario gave the bottle a nice fast spin. When it started to slow down, it looked like it was going to land on D.K., but then it just barely landed on Peach. This time, Peach didn't look too happy.)
Wario: Oh ho ho! I never thought I'd get to kiss Peach.
Peach: Yikes!
(Wario dived at Peach and gave her a slobbery kiss right on the lips.)
Wario: Ha ha! I did it!
Peach: You really did do it. Hiiiyaaa!
(Wario kicked Wario between the legs. Everyone laughed.)
Toad: Whoa! She kicked him in the nads!
Wario: Mind if I...lay down here? Uhhh...
Waluigi: Spin the bottle, lady.
(Peach gave the bottle a fair spin. It landed on Bowser, who seemed really happy.)
Bowser: Oooooh wow. I've been waiting for this.
Peach: Gah! Let's get this over with!
(Peach gave Bowser a kiss on the nose.)
Bowser: I think I'm in love...
Peach: Yeah? Well, it better not be with me because that kiss didn't mean a thing. Now take your turn.
(Bowser spun the bottle like Wario did, then it slowed down and landed on...Yoshi.)
Bowser: There is no way I'm gonna kiss that gay dinosaur! Waluigi, how long is this gonna last anyway?
Waluigi: It's nine right now so I think that ninethirty will be good.
Bowser: Okay I'll wait thirty minutes because I'm not kissing Yoshi.
(Waluigi and Wario whisper for awhile.)
Waluigi: Sorry Bowser. I can't let you do that. If you don't kiss Yoshi within the next five minutes, Wario will use the Spice Girls treatment on you.
Bowser: I'm...not...doing it!
Yoshi: Bowser, just pretend I'm Wendy O. Koopa. You'd kiss her, right?
Bowser: Oh God...
Peach: I know. I'll fix up Yoshi a bit.
(Peach took out some lips stick, some eyeshadow, and some blush.)
Peach: Yoshi, hold still while I put this makeup on you.
(Peach put the makeup on Yoshi so now his lips were red, his cheeks were pink, and his eyelids were blue.)
Bowser: I'm still not kissing him.
Peach: What's the matter with you? Pretend that you're kissing me. I know you like that.
Bowser: If you're gonna put it that way...
Yoshi: (girl-like voice) Oh, I'm Princess Toadstool and I just loooove Bowser. Come here and kiss me, loverboy.
(Bowser went over to Yoshi and kissed him on the lips.)
Bowser: Uhhhh...gross.
Yoshi: Let's hope we never have to do that again.
Waluigi: ...And your five minutes are up. What's that? You two kissed? All right. Yoshi, your turn.
(Yoshi gave the bottle a decent spin. It landed on Wario.)
Yoshi: Look, since you're so ugly I'll just give you a quick lick on the cheek.
(Yoshi leaned to his left and licked Wario.)
Waluigi: That was quick. Wario's turn.
(Wario gave the bottle another fast spin. It landed on Toad.)
Toad: Um...
Wario: The mushroom? This should be easy.
(Wario went to kiss Toad. Just as his lips touched Toad, the fungi kicked him in the nads. Everyone laughs.)
Wario: Yaaahhh! What'd you do that for?
Toad: No reason. It just looked like fun.
Wario: Son-of-a...uhhhh.
D.K.: Spin the bottle, Toad. I want to be kissed.
Waluigi: Yeah. Whatever D.K. said.
(Toad gave the bottle a slow spin. It landed on Waluigi.)
Toad: Dammit! I got the freaky host!
Waluigi: Just get your butt over here.
(Toad gave Waluigi a little peck on the cheek.)
Waluigi: Watch how it's done.
(Waluigi spun the bottle. It was almost as slow as Toad's spin. I'm not even going to tell you who it landed on...)
Waluigi: No way! I'm not kissing my rival!
Luigi: C'mon, Waluigi. Mario kissed Wario.
Waluigi: I'm not doing this.
Mario: Don't make Luigi use the grandma treatment on you.
Waluigi: Grandma treatment?
Luigi: Yeah. Kiss me or I'll pinch your cheeks like your grandma only it'll hurt much much worse.
Waluigi: I...er...uh...look at the time. It's nine-thirty. Have a nice night.
(Waluigi runs out of the clubhouse.)
Luigi: What a wuss.
(Everyone groaned and started to walk out of the clubhouse.)
Wario: My balls still hurt. I'm not sure if I can walk back to the house.
Mario: Oh, well, good night then.
(Mario turns the light off and left.)
Wario: Shoot! Mario! I...I don't wanna be out here alone!
(Mario went into Phil's room with Peach. Luigi, Waluigi, Yoshi, and Toad are hangging out in the boys room.)
Luigi: I get the top bunk. Mario always gets the top bunk, only he's sleeping with Peach now.
Waluigi: Okay. I get the other top bunk.
Yoshi: Me and Toad will share a bottom bunk. Wario can have the last one.
Toad: What about Bowser and D.K.?
Yoshi: What about them? They already agreed to sleep in the living room.
Luigi: Well, good night guys.