The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 5: The Mighty Belchin' Power
Drinkers
Begin Day 2...
(In the morning, Yoshi woke up and saw Toad snuggled up next to him. Yoshi got up and checked the other bunks. There was no Luigi, Waluigi, or Wario. Yoshi woke up Toad.)
Toad: Hey. What's up?
Yoshi: I am. And so is everyone else. Do you know where they went?
Toad: Don't ask me. I just woke up. They're probably downstairs
(Yoshi and Toad went downstairs. They found Mario and Luigi cooking breakfast. Bowser and Wario were sitting at the table listening to the radio. Everyone else were eating pancakes in the living room.)
Bowser: Wario, how can you listen to this crap? I hate N' Stink!
Wario: It's better than-
Bowser: Screw you! Heavy metal rocks! Mario! Where's my breakfast?
Mario: Hold your horses. You can't rush a cooking genius. All right. It's done.
(Mario brought the frying pan the the table and plopped a pancake onto Bowser's plate.)
Bowser: I think I ordered syrup with this.
(Luigi put a bottle of syrup on the table.)
Luigi: There. Are you happy?
Bowser: Yes. Thank you.
Yoshi: Hey Luigi. I want some pancakes.
Luigi: Okay. Just wait half an hour and I'll see if I can serve you. Seriously. Bowser eats a lot of pancakes.
Yoshi: Toad and I'll be upstairs. Okay?
(Yoshi and Toad went to the boys' room and looked around.)
Toad: Um...what should we do?
Yoshi: I don't know. Let's have a quick round of Mario Tennis.
(And so they played Mario Tennis for awhile. Later Yoshi won a set and needed another one to win the match. The score was 40-15. Toad was tense. If Yoshi got the next point he'd win the match and Toad didn't want that to happen. It was Toad's serve.)
Yoshi: Taste defeat!
Toad: Gah! I'll show you!
(In the game, Toad served at 87mph and Yoshi returned with a topspin. Toad ran forward and hit with a drop shot, then ran back. Off screen, Yoshi decided to taunt Toad.)
Yoshi: I pity you, Toad. Such a weak shot...
(Toad got upset. He whacked the ball with a smash and almost hit his opponent.)
Yoshi: Whoa! Hit a little harder, buddy.
(Yoshi nailed the shot. Just as Toad was about to hit the ball, the real Yoshi got a dirty idea. He leaned toward Toad and licked him in the face.)
Toad: Waaahhh! You bastard! You cheated!
(Just then, D.K. walked into the room.)
D.K.: Toad! This is a G rated story. You can't curse...unless it's funny. But this isn't funny so you can't curse. Thank you, have a nice day.
(D.K. walked out.)
Yoshi: Ha ha. D.K. yelled at you.
Toad: You little...
Yoshi: Hey. I don't wanna fight. Let's turn the game off and find something else to do. Okay?
Toad: Well...er...okay. Say, did you bother checking out the tot box yet?
Yoshi: Shy Guy's Toy Box? Sorry. I'm only in Dry Dry Outpost. I haven't played Paper Mario lately.
Toad: No. I meant the toy box in the corner. Knowing how curious you are, I thought you'd check it out.
Yoshi: I didn't get the chance. Well, let's open it up.
(Yoshi and Toad went to the toy box and opened it.)
Yoshi: Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers action figures! Cool!
Toad: Uncool! Power Rangers suck!
Yoshi: Is that what you really think. I think they're cool. They beat up monsters from space. Space monsters! Cool!
Toad: Yeah. But they beat'em up the same exact way. Every time! There's a monster and they start fighting it, then the monster gets really big and the rangers use some stupid robots, then later the robots join together to form a big ass robot-
(D.K. walked in.)
D.K.: No cursing!
Toad: Then the robot pulls out a sword and kills the fucking monster with it. End of story!
D.K.: I said no cursing!
Toad: What the hell is your problem, D.K.?
D.K.: I said...screw you. Pancakes are done.
(D.K. walked out.)
Toad: See? Those Power Rangers do the same bull shit all the time. They never change.
Yoshi: Wow. Power Rangers really do suck. I feel like making fun of them now. I bet all the really do is sit around and drink alcoholic beverages.
Toad: Like they're some kind of power drinkers or something.
Yoshi: I know. Let's call them...
Yoshi & Toad: The Mighty Belchin' Power Drinkers! Yeah!
Toad: Let's change their names too. This pink one will now be called "Champagne."
Yoshi: And the red one is now "Hawaiian Punch."
Toad: Is that an alcoholic drink?
Yoshi: No. But it tastes good. Black is "Beer."
Toad: The green one will be called "Wine."
Yoshi: What do we call the yellow one?
Toad: How about "Tonic?" Does it really matter?
Yoshi: No. Give the blue one a cool name.
Toad: Hmm. This guy looks crazy enough to drink liquor. His name will be "Liquor."
Yoshi: Cool. Let's make them beat the crap out of each other.
(Yoshi picked up the pink drinker. Toad picked up yellow.)
Toad: (for Tonic) Champagne, why do you drink that horrid stuff. You know tonic is way better.
Yoshi: (for Champagne) Tonic, your beverage stinks. Champagne is the best stuff.
Toad: (for Tonic) Don't make me hurt you.
Yoshi: (for Champagne) No, I'm gonna hurt you! Hiiiya!
(Yoshi made Champagne kick Tonic, but instead of hitting the toy, he hit Toad's hand.)
Toad: Hey! You're supposed to hit the figure, not my finger.
Yoshi: Sorry.
Toad: (for Tonic) How dare you. Take this. Kwaaa!
(Toad made Tonic hit Yoshi's hand.)
Yoshi: You nitwit!
(Yoshi picked up the red drinker.)
Yoshi: (for Hawaiian Punch) Cool! Cat fight!
Toad: (for Tonic) Stay out of this, Hawaiian Punch. Aieee!
Yoshi: (for Hawaiian Punch) Oh shoot!
(Yoshi dropped Hawaiian Punch.)
Toad: That's what I thought.
Yoshi: (for Champagne) This isn't over. Pterodactyl!
(Yoshi dug in the toy box and pulled out the pink pterodactyl robot, then put Champagne in it.)
Yoshi: (for Champagne) Wha ha ha ha!
Toad: Crap! What did Tonic drive again?
(Yoshi crushed Tonic with the pterodactyl.)
Toad: Gah! You flatted Tonic!
(D.K. walked in.)
D.K.: What's with all the noise? The pancakes are done. What in the world? You guys are playing with Power Rangers?! Oh my God! I gotta tell the guys about this!
(D.K. ran out.)
Toad: Shit! Yoshi, put the toys away and for the love of God do not mention the Power Drinkers to anybody. You got that?
Yoshi: Yeah Tonic...er...Toad.
Toad: Dammit...
Begin Day 2...
(In the morning, Yoshi woke up and saw Toad snuggled up next to him. Yoshi got up and checked the other bunks. There was no Luigi, Waluigi, or Wario. Yoshi woke up Toad.)
Toad: Hey. What's up?
Yoshi: I am. And so is everyone else. Do you know where they went?
Toad: Don't ask me. I just woke up. They're probably downstairs
(Yoshi and Toad went downstairs. They found Mario and Luigi cooking breakfast. Bowser and Wario were sitting at the table listening to the radio. Everyone else were eating pancakes in the living room.)
Bowser: Wario, how can you listen to this crap? I hate N' Stink!
Wario: It's better than-
Bowser: Screw you! Heavy metal rocks! Mario! Where's my breakfast?
Mario: Hold your horses. You can't rush a cooking genius. All right. It's done.
(Mario brought the frying pan the the table and plopped a pancake onto Bowser's plate.)
Bowser: I think I ordered syrup with this.
(Luigi put a bottle of syrup on the table.)
Luigi: There. Are you happy?
Bowser: Yes. Thank you.
Yoshi: Hey Luigi. I want some pancakes.
Luigi: Okay. Just wait half an hour and I'll see if I can serve you. Seriously. Bowser eats a lot of pancakes.
Yoshi: Toad and I'll be upstairs. Okay?
(Yoshi and Toad went to the boys' room and looked around.)
Toad: Um...what should we do?
Yoshi: I don't know. Let's have a quick round of Mario Tennis.
(And so they played Mario Tennis for awhile. Later Yoshi won a set and needed another one to win the match. The score was 40-15. Toad was tense. If Yoshi got the next point he'd win the match and Toad didn't want that to happen. It was Toad's serve.)
Yoshi: Taste defeat!
Toad: Gah! I'll show you!
(In the game, Toad served at 87mph and Yoshi returned with a topspin. Toad ran forward and hit with a drop shot, then ran back. Off screen, Yoshi decided to taunt Toad.)
Yoshi: I pity you, Toad. Such a weak shot...
(Toad got upset. He whacked the ball with a smash and almost hit his opponent.)
Yoshi: Whoa! Hit a little harder, buddy.
(Yoshi nailed the shot. Just as Toad was about to hit the ball, the real Yoshi got a dirty idea. He leaned toward Toad and licked him in the face.)
Toad: Waaahhh! You bastard! You cheated!
(Just then, D.K. walked into the room.)
D.K.: Toad! This is a G rated story. You can't curse...unless it's funny. But this isn't funny so you can't curse. Thank you, have a nice day.
(D.K. walked out.)
Yoshi: Ha ha. D.K. yelled at you.
Toad: You little...
Yoshi: Hey. I don't wanna fight. Let's turn the game off and find something else to do. Okay?
Toad: Well...er...okay. Say, did you bother checking out the tot box yet?
Yoshi: Shy Guy's Toy Box? Sorry. I'm only in Dry Dry Outpost. I haven't played Paper Mario lately.
Toad: No. I meant the toy box in the corner. Knowing how curious you are, I thought you'd check it out.
Yoshi: I didn't get the chance. Well, let's open it up.
(Yoshi and Toad went to the toy box and opened it.)
Yoshi: Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers action figures! Cool!
Toad: Uncool! Power Rangers suck!
Yoshi: Is that what you really think. I think they're cool. They beat up monsters from space. Space monsters! Cool!
Toad: Yeah. But they beat'em up the same exact way. Every time! There's a monster and they start fighting it, then the monster gets really big and the rangers use some stupid robots, then later the robots join together to form a big ass robot-
(D.K. walked in.)
D.K.: No cursing!
Toad: Then the robot pulls out a sword and kills the fucking monster with it. End of story!
D.K.: I said no cursing!
Toad: What the hell is your problem, D.K.?
D.K.: I said...screw you. Pancakes are done.
(D.K. walked out.)
Toad: See? Those Power Rangers do the same bull shit all the time. They never change.
Yoshi: Wow. Power Rangers really do suck. I feel like making fun of them now. I bet all the really do is sit around and drink alcoholic beverages.
Toad: Like they're some kind of power drinkers or something.
Yoshi: I know. Let's call them...
Yoshi & Toad: The Mighty Belchin' Power Drinkers! Yeah!
Toad: Let's change their names too. This pink one will now be called "Champagne."
Yoshi: And the red one is now "Hawaiian Punch."
Toad: Is that an alcoholic drink?
Yoshi: No. But it tastes good. Black is "Beer."
Toad: The green one will be called "Wine."
Yoshi: What do we call the yellow one?
Toad: How about "Tonic?" Does it really matter?
Yoshi: No. Give the blue one a cool name.
Toad: Hmm. This guy looks crazy enough to drink liquor. His name will be "Liquor."
Yoshi: Cool. Let's make them beat the crap out of each other.
(Yoshi picked up the pink drinker. Toad picked up yellow.)
Toad: (for Tonic) Champagne, why do you drink that horrid stuff. You know tonic is way better.
Yoshi: (for Champagne) Tonic, your beverage stinks. Champagne is the best stuff.
Toad: (for Tonic) Don't make me hurt you.
Yoshi: (for Champagne) No, I'm gonna hurt you! Hiiiya!
(Yoshi made Champagne kick Tonic, but instead of hitting the toy, he hit Toad's hand.)
Toad: Hey! You're supposed to hit the figure, not my finger.
Yoshi: Sorry.
Toad: (for Tonic) How dare you. Take this. Kwaaa!
(Toad made Tonic hit Yoshi's hand.)
Yoshi: You nitwit!
(Yoshi picked up the red drinker.)
Yoshi: (for Hawaiian Punch) Cool! Cat fight!
Toad: (for Tonic) Stay out of this, Hawaiian Punch. Aieee!
Yoshi: (for Hawaiian Punch) Oh shoot!
(Yoshi dropped Hawaiian Punch.)
Toad: That's what I thought.
Yoshi: (for Champagne) This isn't over. Pterodactyl!
(Yoshi dug in the toy box and pulled out the pink pterodactyl robot, then put Champagne in it.)
Yoshi: (for Champagne) Wha ha ha ha!
Toad: Crap! What did Tonic drive again?
(Yoshi crushed Tonic with the pterodactyl.)
Toad: Gah! You flatted Tonic!
(D.K. walked in.)
D.K.: What's with all the noise? The pancakes are done. What in the world? You guys are playing with Power Rangers?! Oh my God! I gotta tell the guys about this!
(D.K. ran out.)
Toad: Shit! Yoshi, put the toys away and for the love of God do not mention the Power Drinkers to anybody. You got that?
Yoshi: Yeah Tonic...er...Toad.
Toad: Dammit...