Okay, I can't resist frostiron so, yeah… Sorry for those of you who don't ship tony and loki, but I ship it like fedex xD
Odin: This is Odin, king of Asgard. I am using my son Thor's cellular device to contact Loki. Are you getting this Loki?
Loki: …Yes.
Tony: Cell service between realms? Why didn't I think of that!
Loki: Tony, stay out of this, please.
Odin: Hello, Loki. Would this be the Tony Stark that Thor has spoken to me about? I would like to have a few words with him.
Tony: -.- Bring it, daddio.
Loki: …Odin, please, don't hurt Tony. I will take whatever punishment you choose to detain me to, but just let him be. I deeply care for Mr. Stark and I know you'll be mad about our… relationship, but please, let your anger out on me, not him.
Odin: Loki, son, calm. I am not angie.
Loki: Wait, what?
Odin: I said, I am not angie.
Tony: Who the hell is angie?
Odin: Wait, I mean, I am not angry. Damn these midgardian devices.
Loki: …You're not?
Odin: Not at all. Loki, I… I wanted to tell you that I support you in your relationship with Mr. Stark.
Loki: Wait… Why do you want to support me?
Odin: Because… It seems that Mr. Stark makes you very happy… something I have failed to do…
Loki: … Thank you, Odin.
Clint: D'AWWW!
Odin: …What was that?
Loki: Um… just ignore that…
Tony: -.- Clint…
Odin: Well, um, I must go now, and yell at Thor for being so rude to you two.
Loki: …How did you know he acted rude to us?
Odin: I read your messages.
Tony: o.o
Loki: Oh, um… okay…
Odin: It seems that Mr. Stark is very fond of you, Loki.
Loki: He is. As am I, of him.
Odin: Good. I am going to go now, so goodbye Loki.
Loki: Goodbye, Odin.
Tony: … Is he gone?
Loki: I believe so.
Tony: …YAY! YOU GET TO STAY WITH MEEE!
Loki: Lovely.
Tony: Wait, was that sarcasm?
Loki: No, Its just lovely that Odin approves of me being with you, Tony. Because I love you.
Tony: I love you too, Loki.
Loki: I know you do
Tony: Btw, we have to mess with Clint for interrupting our VERY SERIOUS conversation.
Loki: Okay… But don't worry Tony, I shall take care of Barton.
Tony: Okay, you go mischief man! ;)
Loki: Oh, the things you've said when you're drunk...
Tony: Hehe :D
More funny Tony and Loki stuff will be coming too, because I don't like sad stuff… Please comment on what you thought or if you'd like to request something! :3
