The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 6: The Watery Chapter
(While Yoshi and Toad were eating breakfast, most of the other guys were outside. It was a sunny spring day. Waluigi was looking at the dry erase board on the club house and erased the words: SPIN THE BOTTLE. Wario was in the swimming pool sitting lazily in his inner tube. Mario was climbing a tree that was behind the club house. Peach, as usual, was being a bimbo.)
Peach: Don't hurt yoursekf.
Mario: Peach, I think I know how to climb trees.
(Not surprisingly, Luigi was on the trampoline doing his really cool jumps again. Bowser and D.K. were nearby.)
D.K.: You know, we all want to fly and with jumps like that, Luigi comes sooooo close.
Bowser: Yeah. I could watch him all day...
D.K.: Let's throw some rocks and make him crash.
Bowser: Cool. Okay. We better find some good rocks.
(Bowser and D.K. walk to the driveway and picked up a bunch of rocks, then went back to the trampoline. Luigi wasn't jumping now, but he was still on the trampoline.)
Luigi: I heard what you guys said. Do you honestly think you can nail me?
Bowser: We can try. Now jump!
(Bowser chucked a rock at Luigi and missed.)
Luigi: Nyah nyah!
D.K.: Dodge this one then.
(D.K. chucked a rock at Luigi and also missed.)
Luigi: You couldn't hit the backside of a barn if your life depended on it.
Bowser: Check out this one. Rocks o' fury!
(Bowser chucked groups of three rocks at Luigi three times. Still none of them hit the target. In fact, one landed right in the pool. Ker-plunk! Wario looked at Bowser from under his sunglasses.)
Wario: Don't throw rocks at me. I'm trying to work on my tan.
Bowser: Sorry. My bad. D.K., help me hit Bouncy Boy!
(Now Bowser and D.K. were throwing tons of rocks. Luigi, with some careful jumping, still manages to avoid them. Waluigi came.)
Waluigi: What are you trying to do?
D.K.: Trying to hit Luigi and make him crash.
Waluigi: Sure doesn't look like it. Let me take a shot at him.
(Waluigi took the last rock, aimed carefully and fired when Luigi was in mid-air.)
Luigi: Hey. What are you doing, Waluigi? Ow! Dwaaahhh!
(The rock hit Luigi and he started to fall toward the pool.)
Wario: Don't block my sunlight. I'm trying to- What the? Luigi, what are ya-
(Ker-splosh! Luigi landed right on Wario and the both of them went underwater for a few seconds, then they surfaced. Luigi was on top of Wario, who was still on the inner tube.)
Luigi: Hey Wario. What's up?
Wario: What do you think I am? Santa Clause? Get off my lap and find your own inner tube.
(Wario shoved Luigi off him and into the water. Luigi swam over to the edge of the pool.)
Bowser: That was kinda cool.
Waluigi: I wasn't expecting him to fall on Wario though...
(Meanwhile, Mario was done with tree climbing and walks past the club house. Mario took a quick look at the sign. It wasn't the same. The night before it said: CLUB HOUSE TONIGHT'S GAME: SPIN THE BOTTLE. Now it said: CLUB HOUSE TONIGHT'S GAME: TRUTH OR DARE.)
Mario: Hmm? Truth or Dare? Why didn't I think of that?
(Then Mario walked to the pool. Along the way, he went past another tree that looked good for climbing. I mean, sure, there were a lot of trees around except in the yard, but only this one and the one by the club house looked good for climbing. Anyway, Wario was still in his inner tube and Luigi was hanging onto the edge of the pool.)
Mario: What's up?
Luigi: What does it look like?
Mario: Looks like you're taking a refreshing dip.
Luigi: Yeah...close enough.
(Mario walked past the pool and into a field. Phil didn't talk about this part of the yard. Since Mario had a knack for exploring, he went behind the garage. There was a large sand crater. Then he went to the very back corner of the yard. There was another van and two boats that were covered with a tarp.)
Mario: I wouldn't be suprised if the boys played back here.
(Mario still felt like walking around so he went back to the garage and walked down the driveway until he got to the fork. He already saw everything on the right so he went left towards the bridge. Meanwhile back at the pool, Bowser and D.K. look at Luigi, who was still hanging onto the egde.)
Bowser: Hey Luigi. How's the water?
Luigi: To tell you the truth, it's actually quite nice.
Bowser: Huh? Nice?
D.K.: You're supposed to say something like "It's freezing" or something. You're no fun anymore.
Bowser: Yeah. Let's go back inside.
(Bowser and D.K. go into the sliding door and go upstairs. Before they go into the boys' room they hear Toad and Yoshi's voices.)
Yoshi: Saber-tooth Tiger!
Toad: Fuck! You crushed Hawaiian Punch with Tonic's robot! You play Hawaiian Punch this time. I'll be Liquor.
Yoshi: Okay. Tyrannosaurus!
Toad: Dammit! Let's play Banjo-Kazooie....
Bowser: Why are they talking about beverages and dinosaurs? They're making me thirsty.
D.K.: I think there's some Hi-C in the fridge.
(Now Mario is returning to the house. He was holding a white plastic bag. Mario was about to walk up the driveway when he noticed something. It was a small hole in the hillside. Mario set the bag down and crawled into the hole. It was just big enough for him and there were roots everywhere.)
Mario: I feel like a Monty Mole.
(Mario crawled out and picked up the bag, the walked all the way to the house and went into the kitchen. Bowser and D.K. were raiding the fridge.)
D.K.: Oh. Hi Mario. What's with the bag?
Mario: Just a little something I picked up at the store.
Bowser: Can we see it?
Mario: Sure. Just don't tell Wario.
(Mario opened the bag and took out a really big water gun. Actually, there was also a big water tank and a hose to connect the gun with the tank.)
D.K.: Isn't that...the Super Soaker Huge Number?!
Mario: Yup. It was the last one too.
Bowser: If I remember right, this baby holds 4 gallons and has a shooting range of 40 feet. I wanna get some of this.
Mario: Hmm. If you ask him nicely, I'm sure Luigi will let you use his Super Soaker Big Number. It's almost as good.
Bowser: Uh...I don't think we can after what we did to him. Right, D.K.?
D.K.: Er...yeah. That's right? See ya!
(Bowser and D.K. ran away.)
Mario: I wonder was that was about. Oh well... Time to take this out for a test drive.
(Outside, Wario was sound asleep in his inner tube. Luigi had just climbed out of the pool when Mario come out of the sliding door wearing his new water gun equipment.)
Luigi: Hi Mario. Nice gear.
Mario: Shhh! Is Wario asleep.
Luigi: That's boy's gonna get sunburn like that, but yeah. Don't point that thing at me.
Mario: I'm not. Wanna see something really cool?
Luigi: What's cooler than Toad kicking Wario in the nads?
Mario: This is.
(Mario lifted the Super Soaker Huge Number and aimed it at Wario, then he pulled the trigger. He shot him right in the nostril.)
Wario: ...snore...snor-gurgle...cough... What the hell? You short son-of-a- bitch!
Mario: Yikes!
(Wario quicly got out of the pool and chases Mario around the yard. Luigi stands there and laughs.)
Wario: Get back here! This is for your own good! You're only making it worse! I promise I won't hurt you!
Luigi: Cool.
(While Yoshi and Toad were eating breakfast, most of the other guys were outside. It was a sunny spring day. Waluigi was looking at the dry erase board on the club house and erased the words: SPIN THE BOTTLE. Wario was in the swimming pool sitting lazily in his inner tube. Mario was climbing a tree that was behind the club house. Peach, as usual, was being a bimbo.)
Peach: Don't hurt yoursekf.
Mario: Peach, I think I know how to climb trees.
(Not surprisingly, Luigi was on the trampoline doing his really cool jumps again. Bowser and D.K. were nearby.)
D.K.: You know, we all want to fly and with jumps like that, Luigi comes sooooo close.
Bowser: Yeah. I could watch him all day...
D.K.: Let's throw some rocks and make him crash.
Bowser: Cool. Okay. We better find some good rocks.
(Bowser and D.K. walk to the driveway and picked up a bunch of rocks, then went back to the trampoline. Luigi wasn't jumping now, but he was still on the trampoline.)
Luigi: I heard what you guys said. Do you honestly think you can nail me?
Bowser: We can try. Now jump!
(Bowser chucked a rock at Luigi and missed.)
Luigi: Nyah nyah!
D.K.: Dodge this one then.
(D.K. chucked a rock at Luigi and also missed.)
Luigi: You couldn't hit the backside of a barn if your life depended on it.
Bowser: Check out this one. Rocks o' fury!
(Bowser chucked groups of three rocks at Luigi three times. Still none of them hit the target. In fact, one landed right in the pool. Ker-plunk! Wario looked at Bowser from under his sunglasses.)
Wario: Don't throw rocks at me. I'm trying to work on my tan.
Bowser: Sorry. My bad. D.K., help me hit Bouncy Boy!
(Now Bowser and D.K. were throwing tons of rocks. Luigi, with some careful jumping, still manages to avoid them. Waluigi came.)
Waluigi: What are you trying to do?
D.K.: Trying to hit Luigi and make him crash.
Waluigi: Sure doesn't look like it. Let me take a shot at him.
(Waluigi took the last rock, aimed carefully and fired when Luigi was in mid-air.)
Luigi: Hey. What are you doing, Waluigi? Ow! Dwaaahhh!
(The rock hit Luigi and he started to fall toward the pool.)
Wario: Don't block my sunlight. I'm trying to- What the? Luigi, what are ya-
(Ker-splosh! Luigi landed right on Wario and the both of them went underwater for a few seconds, then they surfaced. Luigi was on top of Wario, who was still on the inner tube.)
Luigi: Hey Wario. What's up?
Wario: What do you think I am? Santa Clause? Get off my lap and find your own inner tube.
(Wario shoved Luigi off him and into the water. Luigi swam over to the edge of the pool.)
Bowser: That was kinda cool.
Waluigi: I wasn't expecting him to fall on Wario though...
(Meanwhile, Mario was done with tree climbing and walks past the club house. Mario took a quick look at the sign. It wasn't the same. The night before it said: CLUB HOUSE TONIGHT'S GAME: SPIN THE BOTTLE. Now it said: CLUB HOUSE TONIGHT'S GAME: TRUTH OR DARE.)
Mario: Hmm? Truth or Dare? Why didn't I think of that?
(Then Mario walked to the pool. Along the way, he went past another tree that looked good for climbing. I mean, sure, there were a lot of trees around except in the yard, but only this one and the one by the club house looked good for climbing. Anyway, Wario was still in his inner tube and Luigi was hanging onto the edge of the pool.)
Mario: What's up?
Luigi: What does it look like?
Mario: Looks like you're taking a refreshing dip.
Luigi: Yeah...close enough.
(Mario walked past the pool and into a field. Phil didn't talk about this part of the yard. Since Mario had a knack for exploring, he went behind the garage. There was a large sand crater. Then he went to the very back corner of the yard. There was another van and two boats that were covered with a tarp.)
Mario: I wouldn't be suprised if the boys played back here.
(Mario still felt like walking around so he went back to the garage and walked down the driveway until he got to the fork. He already saw everything on the right so he went left towards the bridge. Meanwhile back at the pool, Bowser and D.K. look at Luigi, who was still hanging onto the egde.)
Bowser: Hey Luigi. How's the water?
Luigi: To tell you the truth, it's actually quite nice.
Bowser: Huh? Nice?
D.K.: You're supposed to say something like "It's freezing" or something. You're no fun anymore.
Bowser: Yeah. Let's go back inside.
(Bowser and D.K. go into the sliding door and go upstairs. Before they go into the boys' room they hear Toad and Yoshi's voices.)
Yoshi: Saber-tooth Tiger!
Toad: Fuck! You crushed Hawaiian Punch with Tonic's robot! You play Hawaiian Punch this time. I'll be Liquor.
Yoshi: Okay. Tyrannosaurus!
Toad: Dammit! Let's play Banjo-Kazooie....
Bowser: Why are they talking about beverages and dinosaurs? They're making me thirsty.
D.K.: I think there's some Hi-C in the fridge.
(Now Mario is returning to the house. He was holding a white plastic bag. Mario was about to walk up the driveway when he noticed something. It was a small hole in the hillside. Mario set the bag down and crawled into the hole. It was just big enough for him and there were roots everywhere.)
Mario: I feel like a Monty Mole.
(Mario crawled out and picked up the bag, the walked all the way to the house and went into the kitchen. Bowser and D.K. were raiding the fridge.)
D.K.: Oh. Hi Mario. What's with the bag?
Mario: Just a little something I picked up at the store.
Bowser: Can we see it?
Mario: Sure. Just don't tell Wario.
(Mario opened the bag and took out a really big water gun. Actually, there was also a big water tank and a hose to connect the gun with the tank.)
D.K.: Isn't that...the Super Soaker Huge Number?!
Mario: Yup. It was the last one too.
Bowser: If I remember right, this baby holds 4 gallons and has a shooting range of 40 feet. I wanna get some of this.
Mario: Hmm. If you ask him nicely, I'm sure Luigi will let you use his Super Soaker Big Number. It's almost as good.
Bowser: Uh...I don't think we can after what we did to him. Right, D.K.?
D.K.: Er...yeah. That's right? See ya!
(Bowser and D.K. ran away.)
Mario: I wonder was that was about. Oh well... Time to take this out for a test drive.
(Outside, Wario was sound asleep in his inner tube. Luigi had just climbed out of the pool when Mario come out of the sliding door wearing his new water gun equipment.)
Luigi: Hi Mario. Nice gear.
Mario: Shhh! Is Wario asleep.
Luigi: That's boy's gonna get sunburn like that, but yeah. Don't point that thing at me.
Mario: I'm not. Wanna see something really cool?
Luigi: What's cooler than Toad kicking Wario in the nads?
Mario: This is.
(Mario lifted the Super Soaker Huge Number and aimed it at Wario, then he pulled the trigger. He shot him right in the nostril.)
Wario: ...snore...snor-gurgle...cough... What the hell? You short son-of-a- bitch!
Mario: Yikes!
(Wario quicly got out of the pool and chases Mario around the yard. Luigi stands there and laughs.)
Wario: Get back here! This is for your own good! You're only making it worse! I promise I won't hurt you!
Luigi: Cool.