The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 8: A Cure For Hypnosis

(For the rest of the afternoon Mario, Wario, Waluigi, and D.K. just sat in the living room, still under a trance. Luigi and Bowser were trying to get them to snap out of it. Yoshi and Toad were playing Power Drinkers again. They also played Banjo-Kazooie, only this time they killed Banjo on perpose. Peach was just walking outside. A few hours later, Luigi and Bowser were still trying to wake up the others.)

Luigi: I don't get it. Even a Screech attack in the ear don't work. Most people hate it when I screech in my Mario Party voice.

Bowser: Speak up. I can't hear a thing. I think you blew my eardrums.

Mario, Wario, Waluigi, & D.K.: Watch...cute...blue...puppy....

Bowser: Good thing you're not in that trance, Luigi. How'd you counter it?

Luigi: I think I thought of a brown dog instead of a blue one.

Bowser: Oh, that reeeeeally helps.

Luigi: Seriously. This dog talks and he's with a guy that says "zoinks" all the time.

(Bowser though for a moment, then snapped his fingers.)

Bowser: Scooby Doo! Good idea! I remember seeing a Scooby tape around here.

Luigi: It's this one. I'll put it in the VCR.

(Luigi put the tape in the VCR and turned the TV on.)

Luigi: Hope this works...

(Half an hour passed.)

Mario, Wario, Waluigi, & D.K.: Brown...doggy...funny. Must...watch...mystery...

Bowser: Crap! No good! Now this is hypnotizing them! You idiot!

Luigi: I tried...

(Peach walked in, carrying a wooden spoon.)

Peach: Guys. Why don't you take a break? I'm making cookies for Waluigi's Truth or Dare game. And has anyone seen Yoshi and Toad?

Luigi: Waluigi? Cookies? Truth or Dare?

Bowser: Now we really have to wake them up.

Peach: Take a break, guys. They'll probably get hungey sooner or later.

Luigi: Hmm... Good point.

Peach: Well, I'll be in the kitchen if you need me.

(Peach went back into the kitchen.)

Bowser: C'mon, Luigi. Let's check on Yoshi and Toad.

(Bowser and Luigi went upstairs. Before they went into the boys' room, they heard Yoshi and Toad's voices.)

Yoshi: Beer. What does Beer drive?

Toad: Triceratops...I think.

Yoshi: Champagne?

Toad: Tyrannosaurus.

Yoshi: Wine?

Toad: Um...Saber-tooth...

Yoshi: You suck!

Bowser: Why are they talking about beverages and dinos again?

Luigi: Beverages and dinosaurs? Let's find out?

(Luigi opened the door and saw Yoshi holding a green ranger and a yellow Saber-tooth Tiger.)

Yoshi, Toad, Bowser, & Luigi: Um...

Luigi: Do you two realize how stupid you look? Why are you playing with Power Rangers?

Bowser: Yeah. That was sooooo six years ago.

Toad: For your information they're not the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. They're the Mighty Belchin' Power Drinkers.

Luigi: ...Kay. I try to stay away from those things so I'll be going now.

(Luigi and Bowser left.)

Yoshi: Go go Power Drinkers!

Toad: Shut up. I hope Luigi didn't take that seriously.

(Luigi and Bowser went downstairs and saw no one was in the living room, but there was one heck of a scent coming from the kitchen so they went in there. Looks like Peach was right about something for once. Hunger did get the best of them. Mario, Wario, Waluigi, and D.K. were at the stove, eagerly waiting for Peach to give them some cookies.)

Wario: (singing) We just figured out Blue's clues, we just fig... I mean... (still singing) We just found the cookies, we just found the cookies, we just found the cookies cause they smell so good. Show me the cookies!

Peach: Just a minute, weirdo. Okay. Who wants to lick the bowl?

Mario, Wario, Waluigi, & D.K.: (shouting over each other) Oh! I wanna! Pick me! I want the bowl!

Luigi: Wow, Peach. I guess you were right about about this. I still worry about Wario though.

Peach: There's nothing like fresh baked cookies. Say, have you seen Toad and Yoshi yet?

Bowser: Let's just say that they're playing with crappy toys.

Peach: Okay. Waluigi, you better take this plate of cookies to the club house and get the game ready.

(Peach handed Waluigi a plate full of cookies. Waluigi ran toward the door.)

Waluigi: Oh boy! Oatmeal, peanut butter, and chocolate chip cookies!

(Waluigi left.)

Peach: Well, in a few minutes I'll go to the club house and play a little Truth or Dare. Who's with me?

Mario, Luigi, Bowser, & D.K.: We are!

Wario: Look! There's one of Blue's clues! I'll write it in our Handy Dandy Notebook.

Peach: Let's ditch the wierdo.