A/N: Okay, so my sis and I were brainstorming (ahahahaha!!! That's always funny for me!! Brainstorming and Brainstorm and no one else gets that but me so moving on!) ideas for more Car Arguments and I now have a full notebook of brilliance (my sis is guud at that. It's only going to get funnier from here, I promise. So here's my favorite one out of them all. It's hilarious in my mind, but waaaayyyy hard to write!!!

"Kevin Being Anti-Smoothie"

"Hey," Kevin called absent-mindedly as he saw Ben and Gwen coming across the Mr. Smoothie parking lot to him and his car. His attention was captivated by his existing project.

Gwen eyed Kevin. He had that look on his face that said 'I dare you to interfere with me'. Definitely Kevin, but what the heck was he doing?

A smoothie was sitting in the middle of the parking lot. Totally innocent. Untouched and intact. Somehow, she had a feeling Kevin was going to do something stupid. When was that anything new?

"Kevin?" Ben asked. He eyed the white cup, taking a cautious step towards it. "Is that for me?" He wore a fake smile and a look of phony shock.

The dark teen snorted out a laugh. His eyes flicked to something in his hands as he pressed some buttons. "You wish, Tennyson."

"So what are you up to?" the redhead asked, trying to see what he was holding only to have him move a second later and nearly trip her in doing so. She staggered and put a hand on the car to keep her balance. Kevin was being stubborn again.

"Workin' on stuff." His reply was short and sweet, laced with a devilish underlying tone.

Ben jumped in. "What kind of stuff? Like creating a totally new smoothie for me? Aw, Kev, you shouldn't have!"

"Again, you wish."

"So seriously, what's going on?" Gwen nagged, getting annoyed with the raven-haired teen's secrecy.

"You'll see."

The two stared at the smoothie while Kevin kept working on whatever he was doing.

"Please tell me!" Ben begged, dropping to his knees and throwing his arms around Kevin's legs. "I want a smoothie!"

Distracted, Kevin just nodded. "Well then make it fast and be back in a second. You've got to see this."

"Well then show me now!" the brunette whined.

"Can't. Not ready yet."

Ben threw up his hands, a sign of surrender before heading to the building. "I give up with you, Levin!"

"Ben!" Kevin called before the other teen disappeared.

The boy turned around. "Yeah?"

"Bring me, like, nineteen more smoothies and a soda. I'm thirsty!" Kevin yelled back. He turned back to his work, popping open the trunk to pull out some alien tech. Obviously illegal. He put them on the hood and closed the back of the car once again. "Gwen, go help him?"

She didn't want to, but was entirely curious on why Kevin, the anti-smoothie guy, would want with twenty smoothies. It made no sense to her. Still, she went after her cousin.

Kevin synced the devices to the machine and patiently waited for Ben and Gwen to come back. It would all be worth it in the end. Definitely worth it. But he did want the soda.

"Nineteen?!" the guy at the counter exclaimed, his jaw dropping and eyes popping out of his head. There was no way two teens would drink that many between them. Unless it was for a party or something.

"Yup," his best customer replied. There was an edge to his voice this time.

He scratched his head with a bit of shock and went to the back to make them all. It would take awhile.

Once they came back, Kevin popped the lids and dropped one device into each of them before he closed them back up again.. "Okay, now put them with that one out there." He pointed to the lone smoothie in the middle of the parking lot.

"Can you tell us what's going on?" Gwen asked, getting sick not knowing.

"I can show you," Kevin said, a smirk returning to his face that replaced the focused gaze. "Ben's just gotta get out of the danger zone or else he's going to look like a walking Gloop for the next week."

"Ke-"

"Gwe-"

"Kev-"

"Gw-"

"Kevin!"

"Gwendolyn!"

"Benjamin!" Ben laughed as he came back from putting the rest of the smoothies in the parking lot. "So now we're going to fuse them all together to create one incredible giant smoothie, right? That is so cool!" He was grinning like a moron of course, not realizing the already obvious.

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Kevin yelled and dropped down to his knees, keeping his eyes barely above the hood of the car.

The pack of smoothies burst into a sort of slimy mushroom cloud, sending bits of fruit and other foods in every direction along with it's liquid-like counterpart. The entire parking lot was covered with the stuff. Disgustingly strawberry pink color and gross smoothie-ness everywhere.

Bursting out laughing, Kevin saw his friends' faces. They were covered in the stuff. Gwen had a chunk of something red on her cheek and a ton of the pink goo covering the rest of her face. Ben looked similar, but he had more fruit on his face and more goo in his hair, being shorter than Gwen.

His car was totally buried in it too. Very weird to see it pink instead of green and black, but he still couldn't help but laugh hysterically. How often do you get to blow up smoothies?

"KEVIN!" Gwen shrieked, seething with anger. Then she turned to see him with the slime layered on his hair, but his face and body was otherwise clean. And he was smiling. It was something she rarely saw when he was truly happy with himself. Her fury screeched to a halt. No reason to be mad. He was only messing around.

"THAT WAS AWESOME!" Ben yelled. He was grinning wildly, eyes lit with excitement. "DO IT AGAIN!"

The boys laughed it off after about an hour (Gwen sulked, but didn't show the rage she had felt earlier) before all three headed to the beach to wash the smoothie off. Ben was still splashing around like an idiot while Kevin was in the sand next to Gwen, lying back with a smile still on his face. "That was… amazing," he breathed, still in a bit of shock. "I didn't think it'd work."

"Between being Mr. Negativity and Mr. Anti-Smoothie, how do you find time to be Kevin?" Gwen asked, looking over at him, her green eyes flaming with the curiosity and intensity. He could be annoying and sweet at the same time.

"Dunno," he replied, staring at the twinkling stars. "I just be myself."

She put her hands behind her into the sand. "And you know what?"

"What?" he questioned, not really focused.

"I like that."

He smiled. "Gwen?"

"Yeah?"

"Any idea what happened to the soda I asked Ben for?"

"He probably blew it up with the rest of it."

Kevin sighed with disgust. Poor soda. It hadn't even done anything wrong. "Gwen?"

"Yeah?" Her heart fluttered a little faster when he said her name the second time.

"You still got some strawberry in your hair."

One thought crossed her mind. Crap.

A/N: that is definitely Kevin being himself. Pointlessly blowing up smoothies in a parking lot for the heck of things. R&R! Hope you liked it!

~Sky

P.S. It's not exactly in the car for the Car Arguments, but the car is there and that was what mattered. lol. thanks for reading!