Tony vs. Fury. BRING IT ON!
Fury: STARK WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOU AND LOKI?
Tony: Oh, uh, funny story that is, um..
Fury: HE IS THE ENEMY!
Tony: Correction, WAS the enemy.
Fury: HE IS A THREAT!
Tony: I know, but I, uh…
Fury: YOU WHAT?
Tony: I, um…
Fury: WHAT?
Tony: I lo- I'm… er… using him.
Fury: -.-
Tony: I mean, using him to… um, help us..
Fury: AND HOW EXACTLY ARE YOU DOING THAT, STARK?
Tony: I will explain. But first, stop texting in all caps. I don't like being shouted at.
Fury: Grr… You just better fucking explain yourself Stark.
Tony: Calm down Fury. I know how badly you just wanna live up to that name of yours.
Fury: GET ON WITH IT STARK!
Tony: Be careful not to snap your eye patch again. Yeah, Agent told me about that.
Fury: STARK! Wait… Agent?
Tony: Yes, Agent Coulson. His first name is Agent.
Fury: … Whatever, QUIT CHANGING THE TOPIC AND EXPLAIN!
Tony: Ugh, fine… Well, when Loki is with me, he's not destroying stuff, right? So, I think me keeping him… busy, is a good thing.
Fury: … I am trying to figure out whether or not to trust you about this. *sighs*
Tony: Nick, you can TOTALLY trust me on this.
Fury: NEVER call me that again.
Tony: … Sorry. Just trying to be nice…
Fury: Ugh, I've had enough of listening to your ego, Stark. Its giving me a headache. I'm going to trust you with Loki, but only for now. You better not screw up and get him wanting to destroy earth again. Goodbye.
Tony: Don't worry. I can handle Loki perfectly well ;)
Fury: *facepalm*
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