The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 12: Waluigi's Idea
Wario: Hey Waluigi. Did you think of anything for the club house yet?
Waluigi: Naw. Not yet.
(Wario and Waluigi were sitting outside. It was another sunny April day. Luigi, no longer freaking out, was jumping on the trampoline. Bowser was also nearby.)
Bowser: Lookin' good, Luigi buddy.
Waluigi: Why is Luigi on the trampoline again?
Wario: I dunno.
Waluigi: I don't know either, but I'm getting kinda sick of it.
(Waluigi marches up to the trampoline.)
Bowser: Hey Luigi. How can you jump so high?
Luigi: Well, I'm not a tub of lard like Mario.
Bowser: Uh oh! Here comes Waluigi.
Waluigi: Luigi...quit...that...bouncing...NOW!
(The next time Luigi landed, Waluigi grabbed his ankle.)
Luigi: Hey! Lemme go!
(Luigi tried to pull free from Waluigi's grasp, but when he did, there was a loud ripping sound. Luigi looked down and saw that Waluigi had ripped the left leg of his overalls off.)
Luigi: God dammit, Waluigi! Why did you do that?!
Waluigi: Why didn't you stop jumping then?
Luigi: Aw crap. Now I have to fix my overalls.
(Luigi ran into the house.)
Bowser: Um... He forgot his-
(Luigi came back out.)
Luigi: By the way, I'll be taking this!
(Luigi snatched the blue piece of clothing from Waluigi and went into the house again.)
Bowser: That was weird...
Waluigi: I'll say...but I think I have an idea.
(Waluigi ran to the clubhouse and started to write on the dry erase board.)
Wario: Thought of something?
Waluigi: Yeah. Check this out.
(Waluigi showed Wario the board. Now it said: CLUB HOUSE. TONIGHT'S GAME: STRIP BLACKJACK.)
Wario: You're crazy! No one will want to play that!
Waluigi: We'll see, Wario. We'll see.
(Waluigi walks away. Wario just stares at the board.)
Wario: The guy's cracked...
(In the boys' room Mario was giving Luigi a few "pointers" on how to fix his overalls.)
Luigi: Yow! Quit poking my leg with that damn needle, you fucking buffoon!
Mario: Don't call me a buffoon!
Luigi: Sorry! This isn't exactly my day.
(Bowser, Yoshi, Toad and D.K. were playing Mario Tennis.)
Bowser: I wish Luigi was playing with me instead of this sad excuse for an ape.
D.K.: Watch it! I get offended easily!
Toad: Shut up and play!
(Peach was in Phil's room reading Luigi's Adventure at the Sea.)
Peach: Hee hee hee. That purple yoshi has a crush on Luigi. It's love at first sight for her. Hee hee hee.
(Suddenly, Wario and Waluigi ran into the room.)
Wario: Of all the crazy ideas, Waluigi!
Waluigi: It's not crazy! She'll love it!
Wario: It's a perverted idea, you perv!
Peach: What idea is that?
Wario: Waluigi's idea of a game to play in the club house.
Peach: So you thought of something, huh Waluigi? I'll take a look.
(Wario and Waluigi follow Peach to the clubhouse. She looks at the board and chuckled.)
Waluigi: Well?
Peach: Well, get Mario to play and I'll be the life of the party.
(Wario gives Peach a dirty look.)
Wario: No! I want to be the life of the party!
Peach: Me!
Wario: No! Me!
Waluigi: I'll see if anyone wants to play.
(Waluigi went into the house and into the boys' room. Bowser, D.K. and Toad were arguing and Yoshi was trying to break it up.)
Bowser: I say that was in!
Toad: Yeah right! It was definatly out!
D.K.: I agree with Bowser. It was in!
Yoshi: C'mon break it up!
Waluigi: Uh...excuse me, but does anyone want to play Strip Blackjack?
D.K.: Does it really look like we can? The only thing I wear is this necktie.
Bowser: And Toad only has that cheap vest.
Toad: Mind your own fucking business, Bowser! You too, Waluigi!
Waluigi: Um...sorry. Where's Mario and Luigi?
Yoshi: Oh, they went down to the kitchen to fix dinner.
Waluigi: Thanks.
(Waluigi walks away.)
Bowser: Now where were we? Oh yes. It was in!
Toad: It was out!
D.K.: In!
Toad: Out!
Yoshi: Hoo boy...
Wario: Hey Waluigi. Did you think of anything for the club house yet?
Waluigi: Naw. Not yet.
(Wario and Waluigi were sitting outside. It was another sunny April day. Luigi, no longer freaking out, was jumping on the trampoline. Bowser was also nearby.)
Bowser: Lookin' good, Luigi buddy.
Waluigi: Why is Luigi on the trampoline again?
Wario: I dunno.
Waluigi: I don't know either, but I'm getting kinda sick of it.
(Waluigi marches up to the trampoline.)
Bowser: Hey Luigi. How can you jump so high?
Luigi: Well, I'm not a tub of lard like Mario.
Bowser: Uh oh! Here comes Waluigi.
Waluigi: Luigi...quit...that...bouncing...NOW!
(The next time Luigi landed, Waluigi grabbed his ankle.)
Luigi: Hey! Lemme go!
(Luigi tried to pull free from Waluigi's grasp, but when he did, there was a loud ripping sound. Luigi looked down and saw that Waluigi had ripped the left leg of his overalls off.)
Luigi: God dammit, Waluigi! Why did you do that?!
Waluigi: Why didn't you stop jumping then?
Luigi: Aw crap. Now I have to fix my overalls.
(Luigi ran into the house.)
Bowser: Um... He forgot his-
(Luigi came back out.)
Luigi: By the way, I'll be taking this!
(Luigi snatched the blue piece of clothing from Waluigi and went into the house again.)
Bowser: That was weird...
Waluigi: I'll say...but I think I have an idea.
(Waluigi ran to the clubhouse and started to write on the dry erase board.)
Wario: Thought of something?
Waluigi: Yeah. Check this out.
(Waluigi showed Wario the board. Now it said: CLUB HOUSE. TONIGHT'S GAME: STRIP BLACKJACK.)
Wario: You're crazy! No one will want to play that!
Waluigi: We'll see, Wario. We'll see.
(Waluigi walks away. Wario just stares at the board.)
Wario: The guy's cracked...
(In the boys' room Mario was giving Luigi a few "pointers" on how to fix his overalls.)
Luigi: Yow! Quit poking my leg with that damn needle, you fucking buffoon!
Mario: Don't call me a buffoon!
Luigi: Sorry! This isn't exactly my day.
(Bowser, Yoshi, Toad and D.K. were playing Mario Tennis.)
Bowser: I wish Luigi was playing with me instead of this sad excuse for an ape.
D.K.: Watch it! I get offended easily!
Toad: Shut up and play!
(Peach was in Phil's room reading Luigi's Adventure at the Sea.)
Peach: Hee hee hee. That purple yoshi has a crush on Luigi. It's love at first sight for her. Hee hee hee.
(Suddenly, Wario and Waluigi ran into the room.)
Wario: Of all the crazy ideas, Waluigi!
Waluigi: It's not crazy! She'll love it!
Wario: It's a perverted idea, you perv!
Peach: What idea is that?
Wario: Waluigi's idea of a game to play in the club house.
Peach: So you thought of something, huh Waluigi? I'll take a look.
(Wario and Waluigi follow Peach to the clubhouse. She looks at the board and chuckled.)
Waluigi: Well?
Peach: Well, get Mario to play and I'll be the life of the party.
(Wario gives Peach a dirty look.)
Wario: No! I want to be the life of the party!
Peach: Me!
Wario: No! Me!
Waluigi: I'll see if anyone wants to play.
(Waluigi went into the house and into the boys' room. Bowser, D.K. and Toad were arguing and Yoshi was trying to break it up.)
Bowser: I say that was in!
Toad: Yeah right! It was definatly out!
D.K.: I agree with Bowser. It was in!
Yoshi: C'mon break it up!
Waluigi: Uh...excuse me, but does anyone want to play Strip Blackjack?
D.K.: Does it really look like we can? The only thing I wear is this necktie.
Bowser: And Toad only has that cheap vest.
Toad: Mind your own fucking business, Bowser! You too, Waluigi!
Waluigi: Um...sorry. Where's Mario and Luigi?
Yoshi: Oh, they went down to the kitchen to fix dinner.
Waluigi: Thanks.
(Waluigi walks away.)
Bowser: Now where were we? Oh yes. It was in!
Toad: It was out!
D.K.: In!
Toad: Out!
Yoshi: Hoo boy...