This one is based off 8fangirl8's idea! With some assistance (and annoyance) from HeartsNaruto. And HeartsNaruto is currently staring over my shoulder like a creeper :/ (HeartsNaruto: HEY! I'm not creeping, I'm helping. Erm... attempting to help. I do believe I do more harm than help, however. My apologies.) Anyways, Hope you like! Btw, this story reached 100 alerts today! Thanks so much! I love you guys!

Tony: You know guys, ever since I made Fury break his eye patch, I stared to wonder how he got that eye patch in the first place. Any ideas?

Bruce: Maybe he was experimenting with some chemicals and he didn't wear protective goggles, so he got splashed in the eye.

Tony: But he's a spy, not a scientist. He probably doesn't even know the difference between Ununpentium and Ytterbium. Lolz.

Bruce: True that! Haha!

Clint: ?

Nat: ... Um, I have an idea.

Tony: shoot.

Nat: Well, Fury told me about this time that he broke into a palace and had to steal a diamond encrusted fork. Maybe when he was escaping he accidentally poked himself in the eye with it.

Bruce: Lol.

Tony: Interesting assesmemt... Anyone else got an idea?

Thor: Ooo, maybe he was in a fierce battle with Bilgesnipe, and one of its antlers poked him in the eye.

Tony: ... a what?

Thor: A Bilgesnipe. You don't have those?

Tony: … Don't think so.

Thor: Well, they are repulsive.

Tony: Okay, um… anyway, how about you Steve? Got any ideas?

Steve: I don't know...

Tony: Come on, be creative, Cap!

Steve: We really shouldn't be talking about Fury behind his back. He might find out.

Tony: He'll never know. And you don't always have to act so polite and innocent. It's dull.

Steve: :( ... Well, maybe a certain billionaire irritated Fury so much causing him to facepalm, but his fury got the best of him and when he went to facepalm really hard, he poked himself in the eye.

Nat: Haha :)

Thor: LOLWO!

Clint: LMAO!

Bruce: Lol.

Tony: ... You've got a good point there... But you know what I think?

Steve: And what do you think, Tony?

Tony: I think Fury was just so desperate to be cool, that he got an eye patch to make him look badass.

Clint: I've got an idea!

Tony: What is it?

Clint: Maybe his parents were pirate enthusiasts! And they have him an eye patch!

Thor: LOLWO!

Bruce: LOL!

Nat: Omg xD

Steve: Hahaha!

Tony: Lol, I hate to admit it, but good one, Clint.

Fury: I agree, good one, Agent Barton.

Clint: Oh, NOOO!

Tony: Shit.

Fury: You will all pay.

Steve: ... I told you guys he'd find out.

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