Hiya guys! I'm really really really really really reallyreally really REALLY SORRY, that I haven't written a chapter in FOREVER. I had a pretty busy summer (I went to Conneticut and met BRITISH PEOPLE and they were so amazing I almost died) and I recently started highschool, which has made me really stressed lately. Instead of listing a whole bunch of other excuses, I'll let you read the chapter now. Enjoy :3
Clint: Heyyy Nat!
Nat: Hi Clint…
Clint: Sooo I was wondering if you wanted to go see a movie with me later?
Nat: It depends… what movie?
Clint: Hmm… how about The Bourne Legacy?
Nat: Nah, I want to see something scary.
Clint: But did you even SEE that guy in The Bourne Legacy? He was like, totally BEAST in the trailer. And he was quite handsome, if I do say so myself x3
Nat: Uh, no. Let's go see The Woman in Black. I heard it was terrifying.
Clint: Um… well… I guess we can see that… if you really want to…
Nat: I do. Pick me up at 7?
Clint: Yeah, sure… anything for you Nat.
Nat: Yes... I know.
Nat: The movie is starting! I'm so excited!
Clint: Yeah… Uh, me too.
Nat: Um, are you alright Clint?
Clint: Fine, fine.. I'm perfectly fin- *EEK*
Nat: … That was just the music starting..
Clint: Sorry, sorry, I uh, just get a little… 'edgy' during scary movies…
Nat: Wait.. don't tell me you're afraid of horror movies.
Clint: I am NOT afrai- Ow, what the hell? I just got hit in the back of the head with popcorn!
Nat: Do you hear giggling?
Tony: HAYY GUYS!
Loki: Ehehehe xD
Clint: Wtf, why are you guys here?
Loki: Well, it seems we have chosen to attend the same movie. Coincidentally, of course.
Nat: You guys are creepers, you followed us here! :P
Tony: NO, We got in the theater FIRST so we could get the best seats :DD
Clint: The back row?
Loki: It's the couples' hot spot, don't you know, Barton? ;)
Clint: *Rolls eyes*
Tony: Indeed, it is the couples' hot spot c;
Loki: Mhm ;)
Nat: Tisk, tisk. PDA you guys, Steve wouldn't approve.
Tony: Since when do I care about what Captain Spandex approves and disapproves of?
Loki: He doesn't.
Tony: ;D
Clint: Jeez, can you guys stop texting me? I'm trying to watch the mov- AHHHH!
Nat: Omg, Clint…
Tony: EEEEK!
Nat: Lol, you too, Tony? I would never have guessed you'd be afraid of scary movies..
Tony: I AM NOT AFRAID. I'm just… jumpy…
Nat: Yeah, su-
Tony: AH AH AHHHHH!
Nat: Lol.
Loki: Oh, Tony. It's okay *hugs*
Tony: ;3
Clint: *whimpers* Nat? *cue puppy dog face*
Nat: No.
Clint: :(
Tony: hehe ;P
Clint: :( … EWW OH GOD, SHE'S SPITTING UP BLOOD! EWWWWWWW!
Tony: HOLY FUCK OH GOD EWWWWW!
Nat: You guys are such wimps.
Tony: AHHHH!1 WHY THE FUCK DOES HE GO BACK INTO THE FUCKING CREEPY HOUSE A AFTER HE SAW A FUCKING GHOST!?
Clint: OMG, STUPID PEOPLE IN HORROR MOVIES WITH ALL THEIR FUCKING BAD DECISIONS! THAT IS WHY YOU DIE PEOPLE! LEARN YOUR FUCKING LESSON! AHHHHHHHHHH!
Nat: Omg, Clint...
Clint: I'M SORRY NAT, I JUST... GYAAAHHHHH! *jumps into Nat's lap*
Tony: You guys having fun? x3
Nat: Clint, GTFO
Clint: ;_; BUT IT'S SO SCARYYY ;_;
Nat: No, it's not. The plot line is pathetic, the timing is terrible, and it is really slow.
Clint: ;_;
Nat: …
Clint: ;_;
Nat: *sighs* you're so lucky you're cute...
Clint: *sniffles* you think I'm cute?
Nat: Of course you are, dumbass *kiss*
Clint: Hehe ^.^
Nat: ^.~
Clint: … can we leave now?
Nat: You mean before you scream like a little girl again?
Clint: ... Yeah.
Nat: Lolz. At least you're manly enough to admit it. And fine, we can leave.
Clint: :3 What about Tony and Loki? Haven't heard from them in awhile.
Nat: *looks back* They're um... oh... o.o
Clint: ... O.O hot spot... right...
Loki: Stop staring, you creepers. ;P
Tony:x)
OMG, the Avengers comes out on DVD in LESS THAN A WEEK! WHO ELSE IS PUMPED? :DD IN other news, I recently got a Loki action figure and I love him so much :3 yes, I had to tell you all that :D Ooo, AND when I was in Connecticut, I took a little black horse around with me and took pictures of him everywhere calling it 'the adventures of Loki and Sleipnir'. I'm weird. Hehe.
BTW, in a scene in the movie The Bourne Legacy, Jeremy Renner says 'i'll take the nest' which was AWESOME! Me and HeartsNaruto saw that movie opening day to support Jeremy! We love ya Clint!
Please leave a comment with thoughts, suggestions, ideas! I missed you guys!