The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 15: More Fun With Pizza
For anyone that doesn't know what Luigi's Adventure at the Sea is, it's my first fanfic. Begin day 4...
(Early next morning in the boys room, Luigi woke up and yawned.)
Luigi: Oh man. That was one weird night. I'm glad it's over.
(Luigi got out of bed and checked on everyone else. Wario, Waluigi, Yoshi, and Toad were sound asleep so Luigi went into Phil's room. Mario and Peach were still sleeping too. Luigi went down to the livingroom. D.K. was still asleep, but Bowser was rising up from the corner where he slept during the night. His shell was on his back, but it didn't look quite right.)
Luigi: You awake, Bowser?
Bowser: Yeah. I'm awake.
Luigi: Wild night, huh?
Bowser: You can say that again.
Luigi: So what's with your...um...uh...
(Luigi points to Bowser's back.)
Bowser: Oh that? I just put a bunch of duck tape there to keep my shell on.
Luigi: You put on a good show last night. You scared the living shit out of everyone.
(Luigi and Bowser go into the kitchen.)
Bowser: Dang I'm hungry.
Luigi: Should I cook pancakes?
Bowser: Naw. Let's cook those pizzas instead.
Luigi: Pizzas? Um...right. Let's take them outside.
(Bowser picked up the six boxes of pizza off the table and follows Luigi to the field.)
Bowser: How do we cook pizzas out here?
Luigi: Does target practice sound like fun?
Bowser: Sure. Just tell me how.
Luigi: Well, I'll toss a pizza into the air and you fry it, then I'll catch it.
Bowser: Cool idea. Let 'em fly!
(Luigi gets the first pizza ready.)
Bowser: I'll just set my fire breath to golden brown mode.
(Luigi tossed the pizza into the air. Bowser aims and...)
Bowser: Burrrrrrrrrrp!
(...belches out smoke?)
Bowser: Whoops! How embarrassing.
Luigi: Uh oh! I got it! I got it! I-
(Splat! The pizza lands on Luigi's face.)
Bowser: You okay?
(Luigi removed the pizza from his face.)
Luigi: Don't worry. I'm sure Mario likes pizza that was on my face.
Bowser: Let's try that again.
(Luigi tosses the pizza into the air again. This time, Bowser hits it with a fine beam of fire and Luigi caught it perfectly.)
Luigi: Good shot, Bowser! Another blast ought to do it.
(Luigi tosses the pizza into the air again. Bowser blasts it again and Luigi caught it. They repeat the process several times. During the target practice session, Mario and the others came outside.)
Mario: What the?
Luigi: The next pizza's mine.
(Bowser takes a pizza and tosses it into the air. Luigi raises his arms toward the pizza and...)
Luigi: Hyper Burn!
(The pizza was burnt to a crisp and falls into Bowser's hands. He stares at it in amazement.)
Wario: Hey!
(Wario took a book from Peach and holds it up.)
Wario: You stole that from Luigi's Adventure at the Sea! You can't do that!
Luigi: Oh yes I can...
(Luigi raises his arms toward Wario.)
Wario: Oh shit!
(He dropped the book and runs away. Peach picks it up.)
Peach: Uh...Wario has a point there.
D.K.: Shut up, Peach.
Luigi: Breakfast is now being served. Hey Bowser. Quit staring at that pizza and help me serve everyone.
Bowser: What a shot...um...I'll be there in a minute.
Luigi: Here Mario. Have a slice of pizza.
Mario: Sure. Huh? This has a hair on it.
Luigi: Oh, don't worry about that. It's probably from Pizza Boy.
(Luigi laughs to himself.)
Toad: I want some pizza! Dammit!
Luigi: Here. Take it.
(Toad bites the slice of pizza.)
Toad: Hmmm...a little chewy, but good.
D.K.: (with his mouth full so chunks are flying everywhere) This is pretty good for being cooked with fire that come from someone else's mouth.
Bowser: What?! Are you saying I have bad breath?!
D.K.: (his mouth is still full so chunks are flying everywhere) Well...no. I was just saying...
(Bowser chokes D.K., while the ape spits food at him.)
Bowser: I'll fix you good!
Peach: Ewww...check out the sick bastards. Oops. I mean, check out the sick weirdos.
Yoshi: You're just lucky I don't have to chew.
Mario: So much for breakfast...
Waluigi: Hey guys. Check this out.
(Waluigi ate a slice of pizza in 30 seconds.)
Yoshi: That's nothing. Watch this.
(Yoshi ate an entire pizza and Toad in 10 seconds.):
Yoshi: Mmm...extra mushroom.
Peach: Yoshi! You ate Toad!
Yoshi: I did?
Toad: Lemme outta here you damn dino or I'll beat up your fucking intestines!
Yoshi: I feel sick...
(Yoshi upchucked Toad, who was covered in spit.)
Toad: I'm...not feeling so good either...
For anyone that doesn't know what Luigi's Adventure at the Sea is, it's my first fanfic. Begin day 4...
(Early next morning in the boys room, Luigi woke up and yawned.)
Luigi: Oh man. That was one weird night. I'm glad it's over.
(Luigi got out of bed and checked on everyone else. Wario, Waluigi, Yoshi, and Toad were sound asleep so Luigi went into Phil's room. Mario and Peach were still sleeping too. Luigi went down to the livingroom. D.K. was still asleep, but Bowser was rising up from the corner where he slept during the night. His shell was on his back, but it didn't look quite right.)
Luigi: You awake, Bowser?
Bowser: Yeah. I'm awake.
Luigi: Wild night, huh?
Bowser: You can say that again.
Luigi: So what's with your...um...uh...
(Luigi points to Bowser's back.)
Bowser: Oh that? I just put a bunch of duck tape there to keep my shell on.
Luigi: You put on a good show last night. You scared the living shit out of everyone.
(Luigi and Bowser go into the kitchen.)
Bowser: Dang I'm hungry.
Luigi: Should I cook pancakes?
Bowser: Naw. Let's cook those pizzas instead.
Luigi: Pizzas? Um...right. Let's take them outside.
(Bowser picked up the six boxes of pizza off the table and follows Luigi to the field.)
Bowser: How do we cook pizzas out here?
Luigi: Does target practice sound like fun?
Bowser: Sure. Just tell me how.
Luigi: Well, I'll toss a pizza into the air and you fry it, then I'll catch it.
Bowser: Cool idea. Let 'em fly!
(Luigi gets the first pizza ready.)
Bowser: I'll just set my fire breath to golden brown mode.
(Luigi tossed the pizza into the air. Bowser aims and...)
Bowser: Burrrrrrrrrrp!
(...belches out smoke?)
Bowser: Whoops! How embarrassing.
Luigi: Uh oh! I got it! I got it! I-
(Splat! The pizza lands on Luigi's face.)
Bowser: You okay?
(Luigi removed the pizza from his face.)
Luigi: Don't worry. I'm sure Mario likes pizza that was on my face.
Bowser: Let's try that again.
(Luigi tosses the pizza into the air again. This time, Bowser hits it with a fine beam of fire and Luigi caught it perfectly.)
Luigi: Good shot, Bowser! Another blast ought to do it.
(Luigi tosses the pizza into the air again. Bowser blasts it again and Luigi caught it. They repeat the process several times. During the target practice session, Mario and the others came outside.)
Mario: What the?
Luigi: The next pizza's mine.
(Bowser takes a pizza and tosses it into the air. Luigi raises his arms toward the pizza and...)
Luigi: Hyper Burn!
(The pizza was burnt to a crisp and falls into Bowser's hands. He stares at it in amazement.)
Wario: Hey!
(Wario took a book from Peach and holds it up.)
Wario: You stole that from Luigi's Adventure at the Sea! You can't do that!
Luigi: Oh yes I can...
(Luigi raises his arms toward Wario.)
Wario: Oh shit!
(He dropped the book and runs away. Peach picks it up.)
Peach: Uh...Wario has a point there.
D.K.: Shut up, Peach.
Luigi: Breakfast is now being served. Hey Bowser. Quit staring at that pizza and help me serve everyone.
Bowser: What a shot...um...I'll be there in a minute.
Luigi: Here Mario. Have a slice of pizza.
Mario: Sure. Huh? This has a hair on it.
Luigi: Oh, don't worry about that. It's probably from Pizza Boy.
(Luigi laughs to himself.)
Toad: I want some pizza! Dammit!
Luigi: Here. Take it.
(Toad bites the slice of pizza.)
Toad: Hmmm...a little chewy, but good.
D.K.: (with his mouth full so chunks are flying everywhere) This is pretty good for being cooked with fire that come from someone else's mouth.
Bowser: What?! Are you saying I have bad breath?!
D.K.: (his mouth is still full so chunks are flying everywhere) Well...no. I was just saying...
(Bowser chokes D.K., while the ape spits food at him.)
Bowser: I'll fix you good!
Peach: Ewww...check out the sick bastards. Oops. I mean, check out the sick weirdos.
Yoshi: You're just lucky I don't have to chew.
Mario: So much for breakfast...
Waluigi: Hey guys. Check this out.
(Waluigi ate a slice of pizza in 30 seconds.)
Yoshi: That's nothing. Watch this.
(Yoshi ate an entire pizza and Toad in 10 seconds.):
Yoshi: Mmm...extra mushroom.
Peach: Yoshi! You ate Toad!
Yoshi: I did?
Toad: Lemme outta here you damn dino or I'll beat up your fucking intestines!
Yoshi: I feel sick...
(Yoshi upchucked Toad, who was covered in spit.)
Toad: I'm...not feeling so good either...