Okay, you guys have every right to be mad at me for not updating for like two months. I really don't want to end this story though, so that's why I will continue it, even though my updates take so long. I really hope you guys will keep reading this story (& reviewing!) because it's fun for me to write it. Anyways, this is a kinda, sorta, Halloween chapter. I would have uploaded it last week, but my power was out since hurricane Sandy :/ and my internet still doesn't work right since the storm :( but I apologize if this chapter isn't good, because I have major writers block. But enjoy!
NOTE: Wolverine's real name is Logan, just telling ya in case anyone didn't know, since it'll come up in the chapter :3
Nick: All right Avengers, the time has come for another event I need you all to show up at. Tonight is Marvel's annual Halloween party. The Fantastic Four and the X-Men will be there too. Therefore, I do not want what happened at the last event you all attended to happen again at this one. If you all get wasted again, there will be some serious consequences, consisting of a good ass-whooping.
Tony: Don't worry Nickles, we'll behave
Bruce: Doubt it
Steve: Don't be such a negative nancy. We can handle it
Clint: Looks who's talking, Mr.I-crushed-Phil's-pheels
Steve: … That will NOT happen again
Clint: Doubt it ;D
Mystique: Hey, you're cute ;)
Clint: Hi… you're blue
Mystique: Haha, you're sooo funny ;)
Clint: … thanks
Mystique: Ooo you look really strong too *feels muscles* wow ;)
Clint: Um, listen I kinda-
Mystique: So what's your superpower?
Tony: BAHAHAHA
Clint: -.- I uh… shoot arrows
Mystique: What kind of arrows? Sexy arrows I think ;)
Clint: No… arrows with bombs, and grappling hooks, and-
Mystique: hm, yes, very fascinating, but anyway, what do you say we go in the back and maybe... mess around a bit ;)
Clint: Um, ya see, the thing is-
Nat: Clint
Clint: I have a-
Nat: CLINT
Mystique: *strokes hand down his face*
Nat: CLINT!
Clint: GIRLFRIEND, girlfriend! I have a very beautiful.. and scary.. girlfriend, that I love very, very much… sorry… gtg, bye
Mystique: :(
Clint: … um, hey, Nat!
Nat: *slaps him across face*
Clint: … I deserved that
Tony: BAHAHAHA
The Human Torch: O.O
Steve: O.O
The Human Torch: WHOA
Steve: WOAH
The Human Torch: you and I could be like…
Steve; The Human Torch: TWINS
The Human Torch: Hey man, what do you say we go have a few drinks?
Steve: I really shouldn't…
The Human Torch: C'mon man, I'll even help you pick up some chicks
Steve: But-
The Human Torch: come with me *drags him over to the bar*
Clint: Uh oh… ^.^
Bruce: So, do you always look like… that?
The Thing: ILUHRVWRIEURTGUSGJNSD
Bruce: …I see.
Tony: Well, well, here we meet again
Wolverine: *grunts*
Tony: Oh, so that's all I get? A grunt?
Wolverine: Go fuck yourself.
Tony: Hey, I can play the fucking cursing game pretty damn well too, big guy
Loki: Tony, there is no need for that kind of language, dearie
Tony: *pouts* He started it..
Wolverine: …who's that?
Loki: *puts a hand around Tony's waist*
Wolverine: ?
Tony: *leans head on shoulder cutely*
Wolverine: ?
Tony: *sighs* Loki, this is Logan. Asshole, this is my boyfriend, Loki. Oh sorry, I mean Logan. Even though most people would rather address you as asshole…
Wolverine: -.-
Loki: …How very unpleasant to meet you
Wolverine: Seems like the feeling's mutual.
Tony: Hm, yeah well, Loki just so happens to be a super badass norse god
Wolverine: And I care why?
Tony: Well, he could beat your ass at anything
Wolverine: So is this a challenge?
Loki: It seems so.
Tony: Well, we have to go help our friend Stevie right now, since he's is dancing on the bar with Torchie. Therefore, we shall have to schedule our challenge for another day.
Wolverine: Thank god you're leaving. By the way, fuck you.
Tony: Sorry, I'd much rather prefer having Loki fuck me than you, babe. But thanks for the offer ;*
Wolverine: -.-
Thor: Man of arrows, what happened to your face?
Clint: I got bitch slapped by Nat.
Thor: For what purpose?
Clint: I was talking to Mystique.
Thor: Haha, I understand. Where is she now?
Clint: She's talking to Mr. Fantastic.
Thor: And he's a, as you would call it, 'lady killer' I assume?
Clint: Well, when you have the ability to stretch all parts of your body, the ladies tend to-
Thor: yes, yes, I understand o.o
Clint: good.
Thor: Well, it seems Steve and The Human Torch are wasted.
Clint: As expected. Fury will have our asses tomorrow.
Thor: Well, we knew he would anyway
Clint: Yup. *sips beer* for future refrence, if I get drunk, correction, when I get drunk, please carry me back to the tower
Thor: Haha, I will
Please comment with thoughts/suggestions/ideas as usual!
P.S. I apologize again for such a suckish chapter.