The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 16: Holidays and Squeaky Mushrooms
(Well, this morning everyone pretty much minded their own business. Toad was taking a bath. Yoshi was playing Power Drinkers by himself. Luigi was playing the N64.)
Luigi: C'mon, Luigi. Burn that yellow rat! NO! Don't die!
(Bowser came into the room.)
Bowser: Hey Luigi. What's up?
Luigi: I was...uh...trying to...um...er...
(Luigi quickly turned the N64 off.)
Bowser: What now?
Yoshi: Luigi was playing Super Smash Bros. and he was getting beaten by Pikachu.
(Bowser stepped on Yoshi's foot. Crunch!)
Bowser: Shut up and let the man talk!
Yoshi: My foot! I'll get you for this!
(Yoshi bounced out of the room, holding his foot.)
Luigi: Anyway, I was looking for a game to play.
Bowser: Let's go downstairs and make fun of someone.
Luigi: Sweeeeeet...
(Luigi and Bowser walk out of the room.)
Bowser: Hold on a sec. I gotta take a whiz.
(Bowser opens the bathroom door and pokes his head in.)
Toad: Aieeeee! Get out of here, perv!
(Poink! Bowser pulls his head out of the door and closed it, then he rubs his eye.)
Luigi: What did he do to you?
Bowser: He threw a bar of soap at me...
(Wario was sitting in his inner tube in the pool,. D.K. was climbing a tree. Peach was in the shade of a tree reading Luigi's Adventure at the Sea.)
Peach: Ha ha ha! Love that Freeze Blaster! Take that, Waluigi!
(Mario and Waluigi were at the club house, discussing something.)
Waluigi: What do you mean we shouldn't play in the club house tonight? It's not my fault Bowser wrecked last night's game!
Mario: It's a holiday. Take a break, will ya?
Waluigi: What holiday is it then?
Mario: Easter.
Waluigi: You better tell everyone else that.
Mario: All right then.
(Mario whistled a long, shrill whistle. Peach heard it and snapped the book shut. Luigi and Bowser were playing the N64 when they heard it and dumped Banjo in a lava pit. Wario heard it and slipped off his inner tube. Yoshi heard it and smashed his finger in the sliding door. Toad heard it and accidently swallowed the rubber duckie.)
Toad: Aw fuck! Gulp! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
(And finally, D.K. heard it and fell off the tree. Anyway, everyone crowded around Mario.)
Peach: You called?
Yoshi: This better be good. I shut my finger in the door.
Toad: Squeak squeak-squeak squeaky-squeak!
Mario: You okay, Toad?
Toad: Squeak-squeaky-squeeeak!
everyone: What the?!
(Bowser picked up Toad and squeezed him. Every time he squeezed, Toad let out a high pitched squeak.)
Luigi: Looks like he swallowed a rubber duckie. Wouldn't you say so?
Bowser: Yeah. But I think we can help.
Mario: What are you going to do?
(Bowser lays Toad down.)
Bowser: Mario, hold the feet. Luigi, you get the arms. I'll stomp.
Toad: SQUEAK?!
(Mario and Luigi do as they were told. Peach decides to comfort Toad.)
Peach: Don't worry, Toad. Bowser will have that duck out of you in no time...I hope.
Luigi: All right. On the count of three.
Mario: One...two...three!
(Stomp!)
Toad: Ptooie! You bastards! What are you trying to- Hey! I can talk! Um...thanks guys.
Wario: ... How did he swallow a rubber duckie anyway?
(Waluigi shrugs.)
Waluigi: I don't know, but he managed.
D.K.: So what did you whistle for, Mario? You know that always startles me.
Mario: Oh yes. About that. Well...ahem...you guys know what tomarrow is, right?
Yoshi: Easter!
Mario: That's right.
Yoshi: Oh boy! Is the Easter Bunny gonna come tonight? And we'll hunt for eggs in the morning? Huh? Huh?!
Mario: But, of course.
Peach: Are we gonna dye eggs? Um...wait. Will the Easter Bunny know we're here?
Mario: Now don't worry about a thing, Peach. I left a letter for the Easter Bunny saying that we're over here. Okay?
Peach: Sure. Okay.
Mario: Oh, and also (under his breath) Waluigi's club house games will be closed tonight.
D.K.: What?!
Luigi: You can't be serious!
Wario: Vacations are supposed to be fun!
Mario: Well, vacations are supposed to be relaxing too. Just look at Waluigi. Can't you see those blue rings under his eyes?
Bowser: He always has rings under his eyes, you retard!
Waluigi: Yeah really, Mario. But I guess I could use a break. I'm fresh out of ideas anyway.
Mario: Okay then. You guys can go back to whatever you were doing.
(So Peach went back to reading under a tree. Luigi and Bowser went back to playing the N64. Wario went back to sitting in his inner tube in the pool. Yoshi and Toad went back to playing with Power Drinkers. D.K. went back to his tree climbing. Waluigi, having nothing else to do, watches TV in the living room. Mario just walks around the yard, thinking.)
Mario: Dang. How do I make this work out?
(Mario went into the house and into Phil's room. He locks the door.)
Mario: The first thing I should do is make sure a have my rabbit costume.
(Mario opens his backpack and digs through the stuff in it. He can't seem to find what he is looking for.)
Mario: C'mon. Where is it? How'd this get in here? I don't remember packing that. And what is that supposed to be? Oh?!
(Mario pulls out the Tanooki Suit.)
Mario: Could I possibly use this instead? Could I be an E-
(There was a knock on the door.)
Peach: Oh Mario. It's lunchtime. Would you help me make some hot dogs? Why is the door stuck?
Mario: Umm...coming Peach.
(Mario stuffed the Tanooki Suit in one of the dressers and stuck the backpack in the corner where it was, then he unlocked the door. When he was helpping Peach with the hot dogs, everyone came to eat...except Wario.)
Peach: Mario, would you mind getting Wario? He seems to have fallen asleep again.
Mario: Sure thing.
(Mario got his SSHN or Super Soaker Huge Number and loaded it, then he went to the pool and squirted Wario in the nostril like he did a few days ago.)
Wario: ...snore...sn-gurgle...choke...cough... Hey bastard! I thought I told you not to do that! I'm gonna beat the shit out of you this time!
(And the chase was on again...)
(Well, this morning everyone pretty much minded their own business. Toad was taking a bath. Yoshi was playing Power Drinkers by himself. Luigi was playing the N64.)
Luigi: C'mon, Luigi. Burn that yellow rat! NO! Don't die!
(Bowser came into the room.)
Bowser: Hey Luigi. What's up?
Luigi: I was...uh...trying to...um...er...
(Luigi quickly turned the N64 off.)
Bowser: What now?
Yoshi: Luigi was playing Super Smash Bros. and he was getting beaten by Pikachu.
(Bowser stepped on Yoshi's foot. Crunch!)
Bowser: Shut up and let the man talk!
Yoshi: My foot! I'll get you for this!
(Yoshi bounced out of the room, holding his foot.)
Luigi: Anyway, I was looking for a game to play.
Bowser: Let's go downstairs and make fun of someone.
Luigi: Sweeeeeet...
(Luigi and Bowser walk out of the room.)
Bowser: Hold on a sec. I gotta take a whiz.
(Bowser opens the bathroom door and pokes his head in.)
Toad: Aieeeee! Get out of here, perv!
(Poink! Bowser pulls his head out of the door and closed it, then he rubs his eye.)
Luigi: What did he do to you?
Bowser: He threw a bar of soap at me...
(Wario was sitting in his inner tube in the pool,. D.K. was climbing a tree. Peach was in the shade of a tree reading Luigi's Adventure at the Sea.)
Peach: Ha ha ha! Love that Freeze Blaster! Take that, Waluigi!
(Mario and Waluigi were at the club house, discussing something.)
Waluigi: What do you mean we shouldn't play in the club house tonight? It's not my fault Bowser wrecked last night's game!
Mario: It's a holiday. Take a break, will ya?
Waluigi: What holiday is it then?
Mario: Easter.
Waluigi: You better tell everyone else that.
Mario: All right then.
(Mario whistled a long, shrill whistle. Peach heard it and snapped the book shut. Luigi and Bowser were playing the N64 when they heard it and dumped Banjo in a lava pit. Wario heard it and slipped off his inner tube. Yoshi heard it and smashed his finger in the sliding door. Toad heard it and accidently swallowed the rubber duckie.)
Toad: Aw fuck! Gulp! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
(And finally, D.K. heard it and fell off the tree. Anyway, everyone crowded around Mario.)
Peach: You called?
Yoshi: This better be good. I shut my finger in the door.
Toad: Squeak squeak-squeak squeaky-squeak!
Mario: You okay, Toad?
Toad: Squeak-squeaky-squeeeak!
everyone: What the?!
(Bowser picked up Toad and squeezed him. Every time he squeezed, Toad let out a high pitched squeak.)
Luigi: Looks like he swallowed a rubber duckie. Wouldn't you say so?
Bowser: Yeah. But I think we can help.
Mario: What are you going to do?
(Bowser lays Toad down.)
Bowser: Mario, hold the feet. Luigi, you get the arms. I'll stomp.
Toad: SQUEAK?!
(Mario and Luigi do as they were told. Peach decides to comfort Toad.)
Peach: Don't worry, Toad. Bowser will have that duck out of you in no time...I hope.
Luigi: All right. On the count of three.
Mario: One...two...three!
(Stomp!)
Toad: Ptooie! You bastards! What are you trying to- Hey! I can talk! Um...thanks guys.
Wario: ... How did he swallow a rubber duckie anyway?
(Waluigi shrugs.)
Waluigi: I don't know, but he managed.
D.K.: So what did you whistle for, Mario? You know that always startles me.
Mario: Oh yes. About that. Well...ahem...you guys know what tomarrow is, right?
Yoshi: Easter!
Mario: That's right.
Yoshi: Oh boy! Is the Easter Bunny gonna come tonight? And we'll hunt for eggs in the morning? Huh? Huh?!
Mario: But, of course.
Peach: Are we gonna dye eggs? Um...wait. Will the Easter Bunny know we're here?
Mario: Now don't worry about a thing, Peach. I left a letter for the Easter Bunny saying that we're over here. Okay?
Peach: Sure. Okay.
Mario: Oh, and also (under his breath) Waluigi's club house games will be closed tonight.
D.K.: What?!
Luigi: You can't be serious!
Wario: Vacations are supposed to be fun!
Mario: Well, vacations are supposed to be relaxing too. Just look at Waluigi. Can't you see those blue rings under his eyes?
Bowser: He always has rings under his eyes, you retard!
Waluigi: Yeah really, Mario. But I guess I could use a break. I'm fresh out of ideas anyway.
Mario: Okay then. You guys can go back to whatever you were doing.
(So Peach went back to reading under a tree. Luigi and Bowser went back to playing the N64. Wario went back to sitting in his inner tube in the pool. Yoshi and Toad went back to playing with Power Drinkers. D.K. went back to his tree climbing. Waluigi, having nothing else to do, watches TV in the living room. Mario just walks around the yard, thinking.)
Mario: Dang. How do I make this work out?
(Mario went into the house and into Phil's room. He locks the door.)
Mario: The first thing I should do is make sure a have my rabbit costume.
(Mario opens his backpack and digs through the stuff in it. He can't seem to find what he is looking for.)
Mario: C'mon. Where is it? How'd this get in here? I don't remember packing that. And what is that supposed to be? Oh?!
(Mario pulls out the Tanooki Suit.)
Mario: Could I possibly use this instead? Could I be an E-
(There was a knock on the door.)
Peach: Oh Mario. It's lunchtime. Would you help me make some hot dogs? Why is the door stuck?
Mario: Umm...coming Peach.
(Mario stuffed the Tanooki Suit in one of the dressers and stuck the backpack in the corner where it was, then he unlocked the door. When he was helpping Peach with the hot dogs, everyone came to eat...except Wario.)
Peach: Mario, would you mind getting Wario? He seems to have fallen asleep again.
Mario: Sure thing.
(Mario got his SSHN or Super Soaker Huge Number and loaded it, then he went to the pool and squirted Wario in the nostril like he did a few days ago.)
Wario: ...snore...sn-gurgle...choke...cough... Hey bastard! I thought I told you not to do that! I'm gonna beat the shit out of you this time!
(And the chase was on again...)