The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 17: Peer Pressure
(Everyone, including a soaked Wario, were eating hot dogs now. Peach was reading Luigi's Adventure at the Sea again.)
Toad: Hey Yoshi. Why don't you ever swear?
Yoshi: What do you mean?
Toad: I mean you never cuss. Why?
Yoshi: I did cuss once. When I was telling Bowser about what Peach and Banjo did to Luigi. Remember?
Bowser: But you never swear now.
Toad: What gives?
Yoshi: Well, if I swear, I'll get beat up. Luigi beat the crap out of D.K. because he swore.
Toad: Shit, Yoshi. The word you are looking for is shit. Luigi beat the shit out of D.K.
Bowser: Yeah. I remember that...
Toad: By the way, Peach. These hot dogs taste like shit.
Peach: Don't look at me. Mario helped.
Mario: And I told you not to put sugar and salt in the water.
(Everyone stopped eating and their eyes bug out.)
Waluigi: THAT...IS...DISGUSTING!!!
(Waluigi puked on his plate.)
everyone: Ewww...
Toad: That is fucking sick, Waluigi!
Wario: He always had a weak stomach. You guys should've seen the time he ate a bunch of watermelon and rode the merry-go-round when he was seven. He just couldn't take it!
Waluigi: Hey!
Mario: And when all of us were in the back of a U-Haul truck with a lot of Coca Cola and he barfed on Weegie's talking Mickey Mouse doll.
Luigi: And that one New Year's Eve when Wario made blue Kool-aid and a bunch of cheesey snacks. Waluigi had too much and puked blue puke!
everyone: Ewww...
Wario: And the time when he rode the Tilt-a-Whirl and went to the animal barns and upchucked in a trash barrel, but it turned out that it was actually the rabbit food barrel and the people came and fed it to the rabbits.
Yoshi: I feel sorry for the bunny-wunnies...
Mario: And then there was the time he rode the Pharoh's Fury and barfed on my shoes!
Luigi: And the time we went to Toy R Us on a hot summer day and Waluigi was so hot, he puked behind the playground equipment they were selling and then a bug flew by and landed in the puke and drowned in it. There was also the time he was taking a bath and he puked in the water. His mom got mad at him. Ha ha ha... Then there was another time he rode on the Tilt-a-Whirl and he barfed and broke the ride. Then there was the time he barfed during math exams in middle school. I've always wondered what predigusted Lucky Charms looked like. Why are you looking at me like that, Waluigi? Your face has got to be an inch away from mine. Anyway, remember the time we were on vacation and Peach made hot dogs with salt and sugar and you ate it and puked?
Waluigi: You...bitch!
(Waluigi grabbed Luigi by the neck.)
Waluigi: What the hell is your problem, mother fucker?! Dammit! What are you trying to fucking do?! Give me a fucking heart attack?! You know I get pissed off easily! The next time I throw up, I'll make you eat it! In fact, you eat this puke, Shit-for-brains!
(Waluigi tried to shove Luigi's face into the puke pile he made mintues ago.)
Bowser: Uh oh! Time for me to act!
(Bowser quickly got up and grabbed Luigi and pulled him away from Waluigi.)
Luigi: Thanks, Bowser.
Bowser: Waluigi, you bastard! Leave that poor guy alone! Don't you realize what kind of pain he went through?! Barfing a bunch of times is nothing compared to three years of slavery!
Waluigi: You got something to say to me? Step right up!
Bowser: I will with pleasure!
(Luigi fled the scene as Bowser and Waluigi start to fight. Everyone else sit and stare.)
Toad: Holy fucking shit!
Yoshi: We better get out of here like Luigi did.
(Everyone ran upstairs and joined Luigi in the boy's room.)
Yoshi: See Toad. See what swearing does. It creates fights. It happened with Luigi and D.K. Now it's Bowser and Waluigi.
Luigi: Swearing didn't do this. I did. I went overboard with the puking stuff. And now...Bowser's stuck with him.
Mario: You make it sound like you have feelings for the guy.
Luigi: At least he was nice enough to save me from Waluigi...unlike you.
Peach: I hate to admit it, but he has a point there, Mario. Luigi would've had puke on his face if Bowser didn't help out...then again I shouldn't have put anything in the hot dog water.
Yoshi: I still don't see what good swearing will do.
Wario: Think about this. Swearing makes you feel better. When Peach was playing Mario Party 2 and landed on a Bowser Space, she swore up a storm and she felt better. Even our friend, Mario, swore up a storm because of the pizza problem last night and he felt better. Mario recently squirted me in the nostril again. After a cuss-and-chase session, I felt better.
Yoshi: I'm still not convinced. D.K. told us not to swear anyway.
D.K.: Huh? Oh you can fucking forget about that. By the way, if you did swear once, can you at least tell us what you said?
Yoshi: What I said was...ha! I'm not saying it! You think I'm that stupid?
D.K.: Aw...it didn't work.
Toad: Yoshi, you know we'll make you swear sooner or later.
Yoshi: And in the meantime, I'll just stand my ground.
Wario: You should always give into peer pressure.
(Yoshi folds his arms and turns his back to everyone.)
Yoshi: Nope. I won't.
Toad: So be it...but we reserve the right to call you a wuss.
Yoshi: Fine with me.
Toad: Okay. Wuss.
Wario: So, Peach, how's Luigi's Adventure at the Sea?
Peach: It sort of makes me think. Can Luigi really hatch an egg?
Luigi: Assuming that I tried, of course, I probably could. Um...I better check on Bowser.
(Everyone, including a soaked Wario, were eating hot dogs now. Peach was reading Luigi's Adventure at the Sea again.)
Toad: Hey Yoshi. Why don't you ever swear?
Yoshi: What do you mean?
Toad: I mean you never cuss. Why?
Yoshi: I did cuss once. When I was telling Bowser about what Peach and Banjo did to Luigi. Remember?
Bowser: But you never swear now.
Toad: What gives?
Yoshi: Well, if I swear, I'll get beat up. Luigi beat the crap out of D.K. because he swore.
Toad: Shit, Yoshi. The word you are looking for is shit. Luigi beat the shit out of D.K.
Bowser: Yeah. I remember that...
Toad: By the way, Peach. These hot dogs taste like shit.
Peach: Don't look at me. Mario helped.
Mario: And I told you not to put sugar and salt in the water.
(Everyone stopped eating and their eyes bug out.)
Waluigi: THAT...IS...DISGUSTING!!!
(Waluigi puked on his plate.)
everyone: Ewww...
Toad: That is fucking sick, Waluigi!
Wario: He always had a weak stomach. You guys should've seen the time he ate a bunch of watermelon and rode the merry-go-round when he was seven. He just couldn't take it!
Waluigi: Hey!
Mario: And when all of us were in the back of a U-Haul truck with a lot of Coca Cola and he barfed on Weegie's talking Mickey Mouse doll.
Luigi: And that one New Year's Eve when Wario made blue Kool-aid and a bunch of cheesey snacks. Waluigi had too much and puked blue puke!
everyone: Ewww...
Wario: And the time when he rode the Tilt-a-Whirl and went to the animal barns and upchucked in a trash barrel, but it turned out that it was actually the rabbit food barrel and the people came and fed it to the rabbits.
Yoshi: I feel sorry for the bunny-wunnies...
Mario: And then there was the time he rode the Pharoh's Fury and barfed on my shoes!
Luigi: And the time we went to Toy R Us on a hot summer day and Waluigi was so hot, he puked behind the playground equipment they were selling and then a bug flew by and landed in the puke and drowned in it. There was also the time he was taking a bath and he puked in the water. His mom got mad at him. Ha ha ha... Then there was another time he rode on the Tilt-a-Whirl and he barfed and broke the ride. Then there was the time he barfed during math exams in middle school. I've always wondered what predigusted Lucky Charms looked like. Why are you looking at me like that, Waluigi? Your face has got to be an inch away from mine. Anyway, remember the time we were on vacation and Peach made hot dogs with salt and sugar and you ate it and puked?
Waluigi: You...bitch!
(Waluigi grabbed Luigi by the neck.)
Waluigi: What the hell is your problem, mother fucker?! Dammit! What are you trying to fucking do?! Give me a fucking heart attack?! You know I get pissed off easily! The next time I throw up, I'll make you eat it! In fact, you eat this puke, Shit-for-brains!
(Waluigi tried to shove Luigi's face into the puke pile he made mintues ago.)
Bowser: Uh oh! Time for me to act!
(Bowser quickly got up and grabbed Luigi and pulled him away from Waluigi.)
Luigi: Thanks, Bowser.
Bowser: Waluigi, you bastard! Leave that poor guy alone! Don't you realize what kind of pain he went through?! Barfing a bunch of times is nothing compared to three years of slavery!
Waluigi: You got something to say to me? Step right up!
Bowser: I will with pleasure!
(Luigi fled the scene as Bowser and Waluigi start to fight. Everyone else sit and stare.)
Toad: Holy fucking shit!
Yoshi: We better get out of here like Luigi did.
(Everyone ran upstairs and joined Luigi in the boy's room.)
Yoshi: See Toad. See what swearing does. It creates fights. It happened with Luigi and D.K. Now it's Bowser and Waluigi.
Luigi: Swearing didn't do this. I did. I went overboard with the puking stuff. And now...Bowser's stuck with him.
Mario: You make it sound like you have feelings for the guy.
Luigi: At least he was nice enough to save me from Waluigi...unlike you.
Peach: I hate to admit it, but he has a point there, Mario. Luigi would've had puke on his face if Bowser didn't help out...then again I shouldn't have put anything in the hot dog water.
Yoshi: I still don't see what good swearing will do.
Wario: Think about this. Swearing makes you feel better. When Peach was playing Mario Party 2 and landed on a Bowser Space, she swore up a storm and she felt better. Even our friend, Mario, swore up a storm because of the pizza problem last night and he felt better. Mario recently squirted me in the nostril again. After a cuss-and-chase session, I felt better.
Yoshi: I'm still not convinced. D.K. told us not to swear anyway.
D.K.: Huh? Oh you can fucking forget about that. By the way, if you did swear once, can you at least tell us what you said?
Yoshi: What I said was...ha! I'm not saying it! You think I'm that stupid?
D.K.: Aw...it didn't work.
Toad: Yoshi, you know we'll make you swear sooner or later.
Yoshi: And in the meantime, I'll just stand my ground.
Wario: You should always give into peer pressure.
(Yoshi folds his arms and turns his back to everyone.)
Yoshi: Nope. I won't.
Toad: So be it...but we reserve the right to call you a wuss.
Yoshi: Fine with me.
Toad: Okay. Wuss.
Wario: So, Peach, how's Luigi's Adventure at the Sea?
Peach: It sort of makes me think. Can Luigi really hatch an egg?
Luigi: Assuming that I tried, of course, I probably could. Um...I better check on Bowser.