The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 18: Really Bad Booboos
(When Luigi got back to the kitchen, he saw Bowser and Waluigi on the ground, moaning in pain. Bowser was even bleeding.).
Luigi: Dude...what happened to you?
Bowser: Ow...the pain...Luigi...defeat...my enemy...
Luigi: !?!?
Waluigi: What was that?
Luigi: Just kidding. Where did I hear Bowser say that? It's like I heard it before.
Bowser: I mean it...avenge me...
Waluigi: Listen Bowser. If I could get up, I'd kick you into last week.
Luigi: Wario! Get your freakish brother out of here! NOW!
(Wario came in.)
Wario: Did you want something?
Luigi: Yeah. Get Waluigi out of here.
Wario: Okay.
(Wario drags Waluigi out of the kitchen.)
Luigi: Don't worry, Bowser. I'll fix you up so you'll be as good as new.
Bowser: May I suggest you work with the duck tape first? Waluigi ripped most of it off.
Luigi: Sure thing.
Bowser: And some bandages for my cuts.
Luigi: Got it.
Bowser: And an ice pack for my-
Luigi: Roger.
(Luigi got a bag of frozen peas out of the freezer and put it on Bowser's head, then he duck taped Bowser's shell back in place.)
Luigi: Better?
Bowser: Get the bandages and I will be.
(Luigi got the bandages and wrapped Bowser's arms and legs.)
Bowser: Yeah I've taken a few hits, but I'm okay now. Even though he kicked me in the groin.
Luigi: !?!?
Bowser: How the heck do you do that?
Luigi: Maybe I'll teach you later. How did he cut you anyway?
Bowser: Obviously, he used a knife.
Luigi: Well, thanks for getting me out of there.
(There was a moment of silence.)
Bowser: You're welcome.
(Upstairs, Mario locked himself in Phil's room and took out the Tanooki Suit.)
Mario: I guess I have to use this. I better try it on.
(Mario put on the Tanooki Suit and looked at himself in a nearby mirror. He wagged his tail, spun around, jumped about, did a backfilp, jumped off the bed and used his tail to float down.)
Mario: Yeah! This works! Good bye, Bunny! Make way for the Easter T-
Peach: Mario, do you want to play Mario Golf with us? Why is the door stuck again?
Mario: Dang it! Uh...I'll be fine. You go on without me.
Peach: Oh...okay.
(Mario waited for Peach to leave.)
Mario: Anyway, good bye, Bunny! Make way for the Easter Tanooki! Heh heh...Easter Tanooki. That has a ring to it. Heh heh. Now...I better look at what I have to deliver.
(Mario got out a suitcase and took out everything. There were candy necklases, chocolate eggs, marshmallow bunnies and other kinds of treats. There was also a few cassette tapes and something that looked like a Game Boy cartridge.)
Mario: What a mess. I better organize this.
(Mario sorted the stuff into eight piles.)
Mario: One egg for Toad. One egg for Yoshi. One necklace for Peach. One necklace for Weegie. One bunny for D-
Peach: I got a hole-in-one! I got a hole-in-one!
Yoshi: Quit gloating!
Toad: You're just lucky I'm not playable in this game.
Mario: Leave me alone! I'm trying to take a nap!
Peach: Oh...sorry to disturb your rest.
(Mario waited for everyone to leave.)
Mario: Hmm...I'm a little short on candy and I forgot the baskets. Dang. I'll have to buy them later.
(Mario put the treats back in the suitcase and hid it, then he took off the Tanooki Suit and put it in the dresser. Mario lays down on the bed and took a nap to prepare himself for the long night ahead. In the bathroom, Wario was puting a splint on Waluigi's middle finger. Waluigi also had bandages on his head and an arm in a sling.)
Wario: Why do you need a splint on your middle finger?
Waluigi: I flipped off Bowser and I guess he didn't like it.
Wario: Ouchies...
(In the kitchen, Luigi helped Bowser onto his feet.)
Luigi: There you go.
Bowser: Thanks. Hey. Weren't we supposed to make fun of someone?
Luigi: ...No. Not really. I already did.
Bowser: Oh yeah. How silly of me.
(Later Luigi, Yoshi, and Peach were dying eggs in the kitchen. Bowser watches them.)
Luigi: Pass me the crayon, Yoshi.
Yoshi: Here you go.
Peach: This Easter is gonna be fun.
Bowser: Where's Mario anyway? He's in charge of hiding the eggs.
Peach: Oh Mario? He's taking a nap. I guess he was tired after all that confusion.
Yoshi: Pass the red dye, Peach.
Peach: Okay.
Luigi: Let me use that when you're done, Yoshi.
(The egg dying took nearly the rest of the day. No one had dinner probably because everyone knows they will be feasting on eggs and candy tomarrow. Since the club house was closed tonight, nobody had anything to do so they went to bed...except Mario the Easter Tanooki.)
(When Luigi got back to the kitchen, he saw Bowser and Waluigi on the ground, moaning in pain. Bowser was even bleeding.).
Luigi: Dude...what happened to you?
Bowser: Ow...the pain...Luigi...defeat...my enemy...
Luigi: !?!?
Waluigi: What was that?
Luigi: Just kidding. Where did I hear Bowser say that? It's like I heard it before.
Bowser: I mean it...avenge me...
Waluigi: Listen Bowser. If I could get up, I'd kick you into last week.
Luigi: Wario! Get your freakish brother out of here! NOW!
(Wario came in.)
Wario: Did you want something?
Luigi: Yeah. Get Waluigi out of here.
Wario: Okay.
(Wario drags Waluigi out of the kitchen.)
Luigi: Don't worry, Bowser. I'll fix you up so you'll be as good as new.
Bowser: May I suggest you work with the duck tape first? Waluigi ripped most of it off.
Luigi: Sure thing.
Bowser: And some bandages for my cuts.
Luigi: Got it.
Bowser: And an ice pack for my-
Luigi: Roger.
(Luigi got a bag of frozen peas out of the freezer and put it on Bowser's head, then he duck taped Bowser's shell back in place.)
Luigi: Better?
Bowser: Get the bandages and I will be.
(Luigi got the bandages and wrapped Bowser's arms and legs.)
Bowser: Yeah I've taken a few hits, but I'm okay now. Even though he kicked me in the groin.
Luigi: !?!?
Bowser: How the heck do you do that?
Luigi: Maybe I'll teach you later. How did he cut you anyway?
Bowser: Obviously, he used a knife.
Luigi: Well, thanks for getting me out of there.
(There was a moment of silence.)
Bowser: You're welcome.
(Upstairs, Mario locked himself in Phil's room and took out the Tanooki Suit.)
Mario: I guess I have to use this. I better try it on.
(Mario put on the Tanooki Suit and looked at himself in a nearby mirror. He wagged his tail, spun around, jumped about, did a backfilp, jumped off the bed and used his tail to float down.)
Mario: Yeah! This works! Good bye, Bunny! Make way for the Easter T-
Peach: Mario, do you want to play Mario Golf with us? Why is the door stuck again?
Mario: Dang it! Uh...I'll be fine. You go on without me.
Peach: Oh...okay.
(Mario waited for Peach to leave.)
Mario: Anyway, good bye, Bunny! Make way for the Easter Tanooki! Heh heh...Easter Tanooki. That has a ring to it. Heh heh. Now...I better look at what I have to deliver.
(Mario got out a suitcase and took out everything. There were candy necklases, chocolate eggs, marshmallow bunnies and other kinds of treats. There was also a few cassette tapes and something that looked like a Game Boy cartridge.)
Mario: What a mess. I better organize this.
(Mario sorted the stuff into eight piles.)
Mario: One egg for Toad. One egg for Yoshi. One necklace for Peach. One necklace for Weegie. One bunny for D-
Peach: I got a hole-in-one! I got a hole-in-one!
Yoshi: Quit gloating!
Toad: You're just lucky I'm not playable in this game.
Mario: Leave me alone! I'm trying to take a nap!
Peach: Oh...sorry to disturb your rest.
(Mario waited for everyone to leave.)
Mario: Hmm...I'm a little short on candy and I forgot the baskets. Dang. I'll have to buy them later.
(Mario put the treats back in the suitcase and hid it, then he took off the Tanooki Suit and put it in the dresser. Mario lays down on the bed and took a nap to prepare himself for the long night ahead. In the bathroom, Wario was puting a splint on Waluigi's middle finger. Waluigi also had bandages on his head and an arm in a sling.)
Wario: Why do you need a splint on your middle finger?
Waluigi: I flipped off Bowser and I guess he didn't like it.
Wario: Ouchies...
(In the kitchen, Luigi helped Bowser onto his feet.)
Luigi: There you go.
Bowser: Thanks. Hey. Weren't we supposed to make fun of someone?
Luigi: ...No. Not really. I already did.
Bowser: Oh yeah. How silly of me.
(Later Luigi, Yoshi, and Peach were dying eggs in the kitchen. Bowser watches them.)
Luigi: Pass me the crayon, Yoshi.
Yoshi: Here you go.
Peach: This Easter is gonna be fun.
Bowser: Where's Mario anyway? He's in charge of hiding the eggs.
Peach: Oh Mario? He's taking a nap. I guess he was tired after all that confusion.
Yoshi: Pass the red dye, Peach.
Peach: Okay.
Luigi: Let me use that when you're done, Yoshi.
(The egg dying took nearly the rest of the day. No one had dinner probably because everyone knows they will be feasting on eggs and candy tomarrow. Since the club house was closed tonight, nobody had anything to do so they went to bed...except Mario the Easter Tanooki.)