A/N: didn't want to write out a ton of arguments in one, so here's this new thing I'm calling, 'Tidbits of Arguments'. There's gunna b a few installments along the way through out Car Arguments. Here's the first installment!

K= Kevin (LOVE HIM!!!!!)

G= Gwen (…meh)

B= Ben (BAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

J= Julie (prob not a lot of her ^_^)

K= "This car isn't submersible yet."

G= "I can put it in a mana bubble and we could always drive it into the ocean and-"

K= (eyes get real wide) "NO!"

GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN

B= "There are these things called smoothies. Try one some time."

K= "I'd rather dump it on your head, if you don't mind."

GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN

B= "Why can't we hang our heads out the window like dogs? I mean, if they like it, it's got to be cool!"

G= "Knock yourself out."

Five minutes later

B= (pulls head in window with huge bruise on cheek) "KEVIN, YOU MADE ME HIT THAT SIGN ON PURPOSE!"

K= (holds hands up innocently) "You're head was out the window!"

GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN

G= "Why won't you ask me out?"

K= "Maybe I don't feel like it."

G= (hits Kevin nice and hard)

K= (whimpers) "That hurt."

G= "Good." (folds arms across chest and stares out window triumphantly)

GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN

B= "I swear, if you guys want to suck face in the car, can you at least warn me first?"

K+G= (pull apart from kiss)

G= (wraps mana around Ben's mouth so he'll shut up for once)

GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN

K= "When's the Sumo Slammers movie coming out?"

G= "Why do you care?"

B= (squeals) "THIS SUMMER! EEEEEEEE!!!!!"

K+G= (blink a few times)

K= "Dude, you are such a girl."

GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN

K= "Gwen, people don't shoot people. People with guns shoot people."

G= "Then what do people with plasma blasters do?"

K= (stares out windshield) "Aliens don't shoot people. Aliens with plasma blasters shoot people." (gets a smug grin while Gwen turns away, feeling dumb)

GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN

B= "Wanna know what causes global warming?"

G= (looks back at him) "Gases in the atmosphere creating holes in it to allow ultra-violet rays to enter but not escape. Duh."

B= "Nope." (grins evilly) "Kevin's face." (hits concrete five seconds later as car speeds off into distance)

GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN

G= "Did you ever notice how round Ben's hair is?"

B+K= (stare at her awkwardly)

GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN

J= "What time is it?"

B= (starts drumming on his thighs before singing) "WHAT TIME IS IT? SUMMER TIME!"

J= (puts hand over his mouth to get Ben to shut up)

K= (looks back and shakes head, wondering why the girl was dumb enough to date the idiot in the first place)

GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN

K= "The earth is square."

G= "No it's not."

K= "But if it was, could I fall off?"

G= "There's this new thing, Kevin. It's called 'gravity'."

K= "Oh yeah. That's the reason Ben falls every time I trip him."

GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN

B= "I want my name to be Carlos."

K= "Okay, Benji."

B= (stares thoughtfully into distance for a second) "Actually, I want to be called Ben Ben Tennyson for the rest of my life."

K= "Whatever you say, Benji."

B= "THAT'S NOT MY NAME!"

G= "But it is a movie."

B= "What the heck, Gwen. What the heck."

GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN

G= "You know you love me."

K= "Don't start putting words in my mouth."

G= "I'll kiss you if you shut up."

K= "Deal."

GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN~GWEVIN

K= "If a turtle loses it's shell, is it naked or homeless?"

G= (blinks a few times) "What?!"

B= "Probably both."

G= "Why does it matter?"

K= "Just curious."

B= "Curiosity killed the cat and I'm sure it can kill you too, Kevin."

K= (gets a smug grin) "Wanna know what can kill you?"

B= "What?"

K= "Me and my car."

A/N: These will come up when I lose an idea or just plain out can't think of anything. Hope you enjoyed them! They were fun! Please review! Thankies!

~Sky