Luigi: Oh boy. Maybe I shouldn't have done that.
(Everyone was still in the living room. Wario was watching the video again. Cough...cough...plop! Toxic gas kills Mario. Slam! Bowser runs over Mario. Wario laughs like a dummy while everyone else give him a dirty look.)
Wario: What?
Bowser: Wario, it's not funny anymore.
Wario: But you just ran over Mario.
D.K.: Shut up, Wario!
Kirby: Really. This made Mario mad and he ran away. that's no laughing matter.
Daisy: Preach on, brotha'.
Kirby: It's all fun and games until you hurt someone's feelings. Now Mario is out there in the dark and he's probably lost.
Waluigi: Kirby, don't blame this on Wario. Blame it on Luigi! It was his idea to show us that stupid tape in the first place!
Toad: Hey! The bastard actually has a fucking point! Luigi did this!
Yoshi: This is Luigi's fault!
Bowser: Lay off him, will ya?
Daisy: Yeah. The guy just wanted to have a good time.
(Soon, an arguement started and Luigi was in the middle of it. he didn't know what to do. Bowser, Wario, Daisy and D.K. were with him and Peach, Waluigi, Toad and Yoshi were against him. Kirby's face was turning from pink to red.)
Kirby: QUIET!
(Everyone stares.)
Kirby: I realized something. Luigi is not to blame. I mean, sure, Luigi showed us the video, but if we didn't laugh so hard Mario wouldn't have woken up and ran away. So what I'm trying to say is...we're all to blame.
(Everyone has a look of disappointment on their faces.)
Daisy: Puff n' Stuff is right. I heard him trying to warn us when we were watching the tape. I think we all awe him an apology.
everyone: Sorry Kirby...
Daisy: I think we should also awe Mario an apology
Luigi: Yeah. Mario isn't a hothead. He'll come back.
(Two hours later...)
Luigi: I guess he's not coming back.
Bowser: May I suggest that we look for him?
Luigi: We might as well.
(Luigi, Bowser, Daisy and Kirby went outside to look for Mario. It was really dark outside. Kirby decided to go on air patrol and fly. Daisy decided to check the store. Luigi and Bowser check out the club house.)
Luigi: Marioooooo!
(Bowser snickers.)
Luigi: What's so funny?
Bowser: Um...it's a joke I heard earilar.
Luigi: Oh. I guess Mario isn't in here. Let's check the van. Mariooooooo!
(Bowser snickers again.)
Luigi: Hmm?
Bowser: Uh...nothing.
(Luigi and Bowser walk down the driveway. They didn't know it, but Mario was nearby. Mario was in the hillside hole he found in Chapter Six.)
Mario: Heh heh heh. He'll never find me in here...
Luigi: Marioooooooo!
(Bowser snickers again.)
Luigi: What the heck, Bowser?
Bowser: Okay. I admit. you sound funny when you call for Mario.
(Kirby lands on Luigi.)
Luigi: Aaahhh! Kirby!
Kirby: Sorry! I just wanted to report that I haven't seen Mario.
(Daisy came.)
Daisy: He's not at the store. Has cutiepuff seen him?
Kirby: I'm afraid not.
Luigi: It's too dark. I wish I had a flashlight like the one I had in my dream.
Kirby: Dream?
Luigi: Nevermind.
(A little later, they were checking the boats in the backyard when Wario came. Surprisingly, he looked worried.)
Wario: Hey guys. We have a problem.
Luigi: What?
Wario: The radio says there's gonna be some bad weather.
Bowser: Why should we believe you?
Wario: Bowser, you gotta trust me on this one.
Luigi: I am getting kinda tired. Let's take a quick rest in the house.
(Everyone walks into the house. Peach was in the kitchen listening to the radio. It wasn't music, but instead it was a weather report.)
News Man: This may be hard to believe, but there's a nasty blizzard coming toward Phillip Island! Anyone on the island should batten down the hatches quick! We're expecting at least four feet of snow!
Peach: Oh fuck! Whoops!
Luigi: WHAT! Phillip Island! That's here!
Kirby: Oh no!
Bowser: Crap! Wario was right!
Wario: I know I was.
Daisy: Mario is still out there!
Luigi: Peach, does anyone else know about this?
Peach: Well, Waluigi and D.K. are watching the Weather Channel. I'm not sure about Yoshi and Toad.
Luigi: Thanks.
Bowser: I'll check on the lightweights.
(Bowser went upstairs and into the boys' room. Yoshi and Toad were playing with Power Drinkers again.)
Bowser: Weak!
Toad: Shit! What do you want, Bowser?
Bowser: I just wanted to tell you that there's gonna be a blizzard tonight.
Toad: Blizzard? No way!
Yoshi: Did you find Mario yet?
Bowser: Not yet. We're trying t-
Luigi: Mariooooooooo!
(Yoshi, Bowser and Toad start laughing.)
Toad: Ha ha ha! What the hell was that! Ha ha ha!
Bowser: Ha ha! That's Luigi!
Yoshi: Ha ha ha! He sounds funny! Ha ha ha!
Bowser: He sure does, but I better help him.
(Bowser left.)
Toad: Why is Bowser always helping Luigi?
(Yoshi shrugs.)
Yoshi: I dunno...
(Ouside, Bowser was helping Luigi check out the docks. A wind was starting to kick up.)
Bowser: Where's Daisy and Kirby?
Luigi: They were afraid of the blizzard so they stayed in the house.
(Suddenly, a gust of wind blew Luigi's cap off. Luckily, Bowser caught it.)
Luigi: Oh shit! My cap!
Bowser: Don't worry. I got it.
(Bowser looks at Luigi's hair and laughs.)
Luigi: Wh-wha-what!
Bowser: Sorry Luigi. Your hairdo looks funny. I can see why you never take your cap off.
Luigi: Not in the presense of Princess Bitch anyway...
Bowser: Bwahahahahaha! You called Peach Princess Bitch! Huh? Oh crap!
(A really strong wind began to blow. It would have sent Luigi flying if Bowser's hufty bulk didn't shield him.)
Luigi: Thanks dude.
Bowser: Luigi! We've got to call the search off! It's way too dangerous out here!
(Bowser gave Luigi his cap, then he picks him up and ran to the house and went inside.)
Peach: Any luck?
Bowser: Nope. It's way too cold and windy out there. Luigi almost got blown away.
Luigi: That's right. We're calling off the search.
Bowser: I'm pretty sure Mario is smart enough to go inside if it gets too bad outside.
(Waluigi walks in.)
Waluigi: Hey guys. Look out the window.
(They look out the window.)
Luigi: It's...snowing! Um...let's go to bed. I'll leave the door unlocked so Mario can get back in.
(Everyone goes upstairs into the boys' room. Wario and Daisy were playing Mario Tennis. Kirby was on Daisy's head. He had her pink crown on his pink head. Yoshi and Toad were still playing Power Drinkers. D.K. just sits there.)
Kirby: Game, set and match! Daisy!
Daisy: Yay! I beat you, Wario!
Wario: Dammit! How about two out of three?
Yoshi: (for Beer) Yo Champagne. You wanna go on a date with me?
Toad: (for Champagne) Hell no, you drunk ass mother fucker!
(Toad made Champagne smack Beer.)
D.K.: This is disturbing...
Luigi: Okay guys. Time to go to bed.
Peach: Hey Luigi. Can I sleep on the bunk bed tonight? You and Daisy can sleep in Phil's room.
(Luigi and Daisy look at each other.)
Luigi: Sure. Go ahaed. Good luck with Wario's snoring. Good night.
(Luigi, Daisy, Kirby, Bowser and D.K. leave the room. Bowser and D.K. sleep in the living room. Luigi, Daisy and Kirby sleep in Phil's room. Everyone else sleep in the boys' room. Outside, Mario somehow manages to fall asleep in the hole. That guy can sleep through a plane crash. Wait a sec. In the middle of the night, Mario woke up and saw that snow had blocked the enterance to his tiny cave.)
Mario: HOLY SHIT!
End of Day 5.