Begin Day 6...
(Next morning, Luigi woke up next to Daisy. She was holding a squirming Kirby in her arms.)
Kirby: Hey Luigi. I could use some help here.
(Luigi gets kirby out of Daisy's arms.)
Kirby: Thanks. I wonder if Mario came back.
Luigi: We should check.
(They got up and checked the boys' room. Mario wasn't there, but everyone that was in there were asleep.)
Kirby: Hmm... Not in here.
(Luigi and Kirby went downstairs. Bowser was just waking up, but D.K. was still sleeping by the TV.)
Bowser: Aww...morning.
Luigi: Hey Bowser. Do you know if Mario came back in last night?
Bowser: Sorry Luigi. I didn't hear anything during the night.
Kirby: Oh dear! Look outside!
(Kirby pointed one of his flaps toward the sliding door. Luigi and Bowser looked out and saw that snow covered the entire yard. The sliding door was a few feet above the ground, but the thick snow made it look like it was only a couple of inches above the ground.)
Bowser: Man, that must've been one heck of a blizzard last night.
Kirby: You got that right.
Luigi: You don't suppose...Mario is still out there...do you?
(Later, everyone was eating waffles and watching TV in the living room. Daisy was hugging Kirby again.)
Luigi: Hey Daisy. Don't overlove the puffball.
(Kirby blushes.)
Kirby: Don't worry. I'm fine. Hey Crazy Yellow Fellow. Could you pass me the syrup?
Wario: My name is Wario, you freak!
Toad: You're the only fucking freak in here, Wario! Pass him the damn syrup!
(Wario gave Kirby the syrup.)
Kirby: Thanks, Fungi Guy, but do you always swear like that?
Toad: Fungi Guy?
Kirby: Sorry. I don't know your name.
Toad: My name is Toad. That's short for Toadstool, a kind of mushroom, and I am a mushroom. Please remember it. Okay?
Peach: D.K., would you mind washing my clothes? I'm on my last dress.
D.K.: Me? Why me?
Peach: Because you never do anything else! That's why!
D.K.: Oh fine.
Peach: Good. You'll find my clothes in a basket in Phil's room.
(D.K. went upstairs and into Phil's room, picked up a basket with pink dresses in it and carried it back down.)
D.K.: Is this the one?
Peach: Yes. Thank you.
Toad: Hey! Quit blocking the TV, you piece of shit simian!
D.K.: (to himself) Aw, quit it, you dumb mushroom...
Toad: What did you say!
D.K.: I said I need to use da bathroom.
Toad: Oh. Sorry about that.
(D.K. carried the basket into the kitchen and flipped a switch, then he started to walk down the basement stairs. He wasn't prepared for the water at the bottom however, because when he stepped onto it, his foot slipped and he slid into wall. Smack! Stars appear by D.K.'s head and his eyes spun in opposite directions.)
D.K.: Uhhh... That was one hell of a step...
(When D.K. forced his eyes to refocus, he saw that he wasn't sitting in water, but instead it was ice. Peach's clothes were also scattered everywhere.)
D.K.: How did this happen?
(D.K. tries to stand up, but he slipped and fell on his butt.)
D.K.: Aw man. It's so cold out, the water down here froze and the clothes are all over the place.
(D.K. carefully stands up and scooted across the ice to pick up the clothes.)
D.K.: Let's see...dress to the left...sock behind me...BRA ON THE STAIRS! I wonder what size Peach is anyway.
(D.K. was about to pick up the bra when he heard Peach's voice.)
Peach: D.K., what was that horrible crashing noise?
D.K.: Uh...nothing, Peach.
Peach: Okay. I got another basket of clothes at the top of the stairs so go ahead and get it.
(D.K. waited for Peach to leave, then he picked up the bra and walked up the stairs and put it in the new basket, which had Mario's red clothes in it. D.K. carried the basket down and made sure he didn't make the same mistake as last time when he got to the bottom of the stairs. D.K. was about to put the clothes in the washer when he heard another voice.)
Wario: Yo Donkey! Give me a hand with this, will ya?
(D.K. went to the top of the stairs and found Wario holding a basket of yellow shirts and purple overalls.)
D.K.: Don't call me that.
Wario: How about Mr. Kong?
D.K.: Just call me D.K., you dummy.
Wario: Well anyway, since you're being so helpful today, could you possibly wash this stuff?
D.K.: Fine...
(D.K. took the basket from Wario and went downstairs. When he got to the bottom, he heard yet another voice.)
Luigi: Hey D.K. Could you help me?
(D.K. went back upstairs and saw Luigi. He was holding a basket of mostly green shirts and blue overalls. For some reason, Luigi wasn't wearing his cap.)
D.K.: Nice hair.
Luigi: Shut up. here's my clothes. Toad's vest is in there too.
D.K.: So now we have a naked mushroom running around?
Luigi: Not exactly. Anyway, please wash my cap ASAP. I gotta look for Mario.
(Suddenly, Toad appeared with a white towel wrapped around him.)
Toad: You can't go out there. There's supposed to be a few more feet of snow on the way.
Luigi: WHAT!
(D.K. took Luigi's basket and walked halfway down, then he turned around and saw Waluigi holding an armload of purple shirts and black overalls.)
Waluigi: Um...help?
D.K.: Here. Put them in this.
(D.K. lifted Luigi's basket so Waluigi could put the clothes in.)
Waluigi: Thanks loads. Ha ha. Loads...clothes...wash. Get it?
D.K.: Just get out of here.
(Waluigi shrugs and walked into the living room. Luigi and Bowser were looking out the window.)
Waluigi: Cool hair, Luigi.
Luigi: Shut up.
Waluigi: No, I mean it. It's so...uh...er...lemme think...uh...um...I got it. It's so...er...funny looking?
(Punt!)
Waluigi: Augh! My family jewels!
Bowser: Maybe next time you'll do as he says and shut up. By the way, Luigi, nice kick.
(Back in the basement, D.K. was washimg Peach's dresses and Mario's shirts.)
D.K.: Hmm...what can I do for fun? I know! I'll go ice-skating!
(D.K. starts to slide around on the ice.)
D.K.: Wheeeee! Wheeeeee! Wheeee- Hey! I almost forgot! Aaahhh!
(Slam! D.K. slid into the dryer machine.)
D.K: Ow! Where's one of Peach's bras?
(D.K. digs in one of the baskets and pulled out a bra.)
D.K.: Size D? She doesn't look like it. All this time I thought she was a Size...never mind.
(Since D.K. had nothing better to do, he skated on the ice again. Half an hour later, the washer stopped so he took the clotes out and put them in the dryer and started it, then he put Wario's yellow shirts and Luigi's green shirts and cap into the washer and got that going. D.K. started to skate again.)
D.K.: Wheeeeeeee! Wheeeeeeeee! I'm so smart! Wheeeeeeeeee! Hey! I could make money from this! Wheeeeeeeeee!
(D.K. stopped when he heard footsteps. D.K. went to the stairs and saw Peach walking down.)
D.K.: Hey! You! You can't come down here!
Peach: Okay...why?
D.K.: Cause I got my own ice-skating rink and if you wanna use it, you gotta pay me.
Peach: What! Screw you, D.K.! I just wanted to know if my clothes were done.
D.K.: They're done when they're done. Now get out!
(Peach left.)
D.K.: Why, that no-good son-of-a... If I could only... Hmm?
(The washer and dryer stopped so D.K. took the clothes out of the dryer and put them in a basket, then he put the clothes that were in the washer into the dryer and started it. Then he put some more clothes into the washer and started it. He began to skate again, but there was a problem...)
D.K.: Dang, my feet are cold, but I gotta stay down here.
(Without even thinking, D.K. took a couple of Waluigi's shirts and wrapped them around his feet.)
D.K.: Ahhh...that's better.
(Suddenly, D.K. got an evil idea. He took one of Peach's bras and put it on, then looks at himself in a mirror.)
D.K.: (mimicking Peach's voice) Oh, I'm Peach and I'm a bimbo. Tee hee hee...
(Then D.K. put on a pair of Wario's underwear.)
D.K.: (mimicking Wario's voice) I'm Wario. I'm a fatass and I'm happy about it. Har har har!
(D.K. took Toad's vest and put it on his back since it was way too small for him to really wear it.)
D.K.: (mimicking Toad's voice) My fucking name's Toad and I have a dumbass swearing problem. Heh heh heh...
(Oh God. He even put Luigi's cap on.)
D.K.: (mimicking Luigi's voice) I'm Luigi and I play Pokemon so much, I'm thinking about changing my name to Lugia! Ha ha- Huh?
Kirby: Wow! This hot cocoa is good!
Daisy: You're right, Pink Marshmallow.
Luigi: Hmm...marshmallows. Good idea.
D.K.: Hot cocoa! Yum! I want some!
(D.K. ran upstaris and into the kitchen where everyone was enjoying hot cocoa. Bowser had a look of pride on his face.)
Bowser: Heh. And you guys said I'd overcook it.
D.K.: Hey guys. Can I have so-
(Luigi, Waluigi, Wario, Peach, and Toad glare at D.K.)
D.K.: ...What?
Luigi: Take my cap off, you son-of-a...
Peach: Aaahhh! My bra!
Toad: What the hell is my vest doing on your fucking back, Pig Fucker!
Waluigi: He using my shirts as socks! Nooooo!
Wario: Augh! You're stretching my underwear!
D.K.: Um...uh oh...
Wario: Waluigi, you hold the neck. Peach, kick him in the balls. To-
Toad: No! I kick the balls. Wario, hold the neck. Peach, grab th-
Luigi: Ah, screw it. Let's all just...
Luigi, Waluigi, Wario, Peach, & Toad: KILL HIM!
D.K.: Ah!
(The angry mob lept onto D.K. and started to pummel him. Bowser, Yoshi, Daisy and Kirby stare.)
Daisy: Erm...they're not gonna really kill him, are they?
Bowser: Naw.
Yoshi: They'll just hurt him really, really bad.
Kirby: I think we should look for Mario now...