D.K.: Ohhhh...my head.
(D.K. was lying on the couch. He had been punched, kicked, slapped, stomped on, hit in the head with a frying pan, bitten, burned, zapped and just plain hurting.)
Yoshi: D.K., you shouldn't have done that.
Kirby: How are you feeling?
D.K.: Oh, my blankity-blank...
Kirby: Hmm...not too good.
Bowser: Man Luigi. You know how to kick some ass.
Luigi: Well, he wasn't the first furry beast I fought.
Daisy: Now that D.K.'s been taken care of, can someone PLEASE look for Mario?
(Kirby stepped forward and tapped one of the little spots on his face, which are probably cheek spots.)
Kirby: I'll do it!
(Luigi stepped forward.)
Luigi: Wait a minute. This is my fault. I'm going to look for him.
(Bowser stepped forward.)
Bowser: If Luigi goes, I go.
Daisy: Right. Me too.
Waluigi: Ha ha ha! What a search party! A plumber, a princess, a puffball, and a...um... Well anyway, what a search party! Ha ha ha!
Bowser: Hey! You're going to eat those words when we bring Mario back!
Wario: Yeah right! Take a look outside! that snow is so thick, you're gonna have to tunnel through it!
(Bowser shrugs and opened the sliding door and stepped out. He sunk into the snow and hit the ground under it.)
Bowser: Dang it!
(Luigi jumps into the hole Bowser made. Daisy also jumps in, but not without grabbing Kirby first. Luigi could see that Bowser was already digging a tunnel.)
Luigi: And so the search begins...
Daisy: Yeah. In a snowy tunnel.
Kirby: Say...this reminds me of the fight with Heavy Mole.
Luigi: Who's Heavy Mole?
Daisy: In Kirby's Adventure, Heavy Mole is the boss of the fifth level, Yogert Yard. You have to follow him through a tunnel during the fight.
Kirby: How'd you know?
Daisy: I know lots of things about you, Kirby Wirby.
Luigi: Uh...let's catch up to Bowser.
(Luigi, Daisy and Kirby ran up to Bowser, who was digging like mad.)
Bowser: Diggy diggy diggy!
Luigi: Hey Bower.
Bowser: What?
Luigi: Can you tell where you're going when you're digging?
Bowser: Um...no.
Luigi: Well, that's just great.
Daisy: I got an idea. Let's get Puff n' Stuff to fly and scan the area.
Kirby: Sure. I'll do it.
Bowser: Okay. I'll dig a hole in the ceiling so he can get out.
(Bowser starts to dig in the ceiling.)
Kirby: Uh...I don't think that's a good id-
(Part of the ceiling caves in on Bowser.)
Bowser: Brr...
Kirby: I was just going to say that I'll go back and come out of the beginning of the tunnel.)
(Kirby runs away.)
Luigi: Hee hee. Bowser looks like a snow pile.
Daisy: Yeah. A snow pile with red hair and bull's horns.
Bowser: Hardy har har...now get me outta here!
(Luigi and Daisy work on getting Bowser out of the snow. It must have took awhile because Kirby came back via the hole Bowser made.)
Daisy: Any luck?
Kirby: Nope. The entire island's engulfed by snow. I can't see anything. If Mario is out here, he's most likely under the snow like we are.)
Luigi: Dang! Well, I got another idea. Bowser, can you move?
Bowser: Yeah.
Luigi: Good. Pick me up and lift me out of your hole.
Bowser: You mean...like this?
(Bowser wrapped both of his hands around Luigi's torso and lifted him so his head was out of the hole.)
Luigi: Yeah. This works. But...could you release your grip a little? I think you're cutting off the circulation to my legs and those claws are really sharp!
Kirby: That does look kinda painful...
Daisy: Yeah. Owies.
Bowser: Sorry. There you go.
Luigi: Thanks. Now cover your ears, everyone.
Bowser, Daisy, & Kirby: Hmm?
(Luigi shoved a couple fingers in his mouth and whistled a long and VERY shrill whistle. It was so loud everyone in the house heard it.)
Waluigi: Ooo...headache...
Wario: Yaaargh!
D.K.: Ah! The whistle!
Toad: What the HELL!
Peach: Ow! My ears!
Yoshi: I think Luigi's angry...
(Back outside...)
Bowser: What was that for?
Luigi: Well, if Mario's around here and if he heard that, he'll whistle back.
Daisy: And if he doesn't hear a whistle THAT loud, it means something might have happened to him, right?
Luigi: Right. Now...shhh...
Kirby: Does Luigi have Crash ability by any chance?
Daisy: Tee hee hee... You silly lil puffball.
Bowser: What's Crash?
Daisy: In Kirby's Adventure and Kirby Super Star, Crash is a one-time-use power that can wipe out all enemies on the screen. In Adventure, it looks like a bunch of flying Kirbys, but in Super Star, it looks like a big blast.
Bowser: Oooookay...
(Luigi does the whistle again.)
Bowser, Daisy, & Kirby: Ow!
Luigi: Sorry! Now be quiet! Please!
(After a few silent minutes...)
Luigi: Aw shoot. Something's wrong.
Daisy: What do we do now?
Kirby: I'm too cold...
(Daisy picks up Kirby and hugs him.)
Kirby: Er...never mind!
Bowser: God, that's cu- Hmm? Hey Luigi. Are you hungry? I think I just felt your stomach rumble.
Luigi: Now that you mention it, I could use something to eat.
Kirby: I know I'm hungry.
Luigi: But I'm not going back to the house until I find Mario! Put me down, Bowser.
(Bowser put Luigi down.)
Daisy: But Luigi, Mario could be anywhere!
(Luigi climbed onto Bowser's head and started to fiddle around with his horns.)
Luigi: Kiss this snow good-bye!
Bowser: Luigi, what are you doing up there?
(Then Bowser caught onto what Luigi was saying.)
Bowser: Bye bye, snow!
(Bowser began to use his fire breath to melt the snow. Luigi continues to play with Bowser's horns, pretending he's operating some heavy machinery.)
Kirby: Ah! Fire!
(Kirby shakes in Daisy's arms.)
Daisy: Kirby? I didn't know you were scared of fire.
Kirby: I'm not. I just don't like it when I get burned and someone says I've been turned into s'mores.
Daisy: I see... Luigi! You're supposed to PREVENT forest fires!
Luigi: Oh fine. Quit it, Bowser. I guess we'll go back to digging.
(Bowser stops his attack. Luigi starts to get off him.)
Bowser: Wait Luigi. Get back on.
Luigi: Oh yeah? What?
Bowser: I just forgot to set my fire breath to fine steam mode.
(Luigi gets back on Bowser. Bowser opens his mouth and shoots some warm steam at the snow.)
Daisy: Steam? Well...I suppose that won't set things on fire.
Kirby: And it's just as effective for melting snow as fire itself.
(A little later, Bowser melted the snow around the tree near the trampoline.)
Luigi: So, Bowser, you can set your fire breath to fine steam mode and golden brown mode...so what mode is it when you fight with Mario?
Bowser: Why, roast plumber mode, of course!
Luigi: Ha!
Kirby: Ooo...sounds nasty.
(Then, Bowser thaws out the trampoline and the pool while Luigi continued to "drive" him.)
Bowser: You know. I need a snack.
Luigi: Me too, but I'm not going in the house until I find Mario.
Daisy: Well, you boys have been working pretty hard. Why don't we go to the store for a treat?
Luigi: Now that I think about it, Mario could've hid in the store last night. Maybe he's still there. Bowser! Change direction!
(Later...again...Bowser clears the way to the club house.)
Luigi: That dang driveway has to be around here somewhere.
(Kirby flew up and looked around, then lands on Daisy and points a flap to the east.)
Kirby: It's over there.
Daisy: Good scouting, Kirby. I don't have any tomatos to give you, so I'll just hug you some more.
(Daisy grabs Kirby and hugs him again. Kirby blushes.)
Kirby: Aww Daisy. It's as cold as Shiver Star out here, but your arms are as warm as...uh...er... Okay. Romance isn't my thing.
Daisy: Don't worry. It doesn't have to be.
Kirby: Ack! Where's the others?
Daisy: Whoops! The went without us. Let's catch up with them.
(Daisy set Kirby down and they follow the cleared path until they found Luigi and Bowser about halfway down the driveway.)
Luigi: So what kind of snack should we get?
Bowser: How about jellybeans?
Luigi: Naw. We got plenty of 'em.
Bowser: What about...beef jerky?
Luigi: Nooow you're talkin'. Hmm? There you are, Daisy.
Bowser: Was Daisy hugging you again, Kirby?
Kirby: Yeah. I'm just gonna chill out over here. Okay?
(Kirby started to lean on the snow wall on the right, but when his flap touched it, some of the snow fell to the ground, revealing a hollow space.)
Kirby: What the?
Luigi, Bowser, & Daisy: Huh?
(Using his flaps, Kirby brushes some more snow and looks at his discovery.)
Kirby: It looks like...there's a hole in the hillside that we must have...overlooked.
Luigi: Is there anything in there?
Kirby: I'll check.
(Kirby tries to brush the snow away so he could get in the hole, but appearently flaps are not a very good tool for this job so Luigi got off Bowser and did it for him. Kirby, effortlessly, walks into the hole and comes out with two Easter eggs.)
Kirby: I found a couple of eggs in there...and a big iceblock. It looks like something is in it.
Luigi: Really? Can you get it out?
Kirby: I'll do what I can.
(Kirby goes back in the hole. After Luigi, Bowser and Daisy waited for a few minutes, Kirby didn't come out. Luigi got fed up, most likely because he was cold, and just reached into the hole and pulled out an iceblock that was a little bigger than he was. Kirby was clinging to the other end.)
Kirby: Now it's moving for me!
Luigi: I got it, Kirby.
Kirby: Oh darn.
Daisy: So what is it?
Bowser: Whatever it is, it's red and blue...
(Suddenly, everyone realized what it was.)
everyone: OH NO! MARIO!