Upstairs in the boys' room, Peach, Wario, Waluigi and D.K. were playing Mario Kart 64. Daisy was watching Toad and Yoshi play with Power Drinkers.) Waluigi: Playing as Luigi sucks.
D.K.: Dude! Uncalled for!
Peach: No. Luigi's voice is screwed up in this game.
Wario: What? I kinda like it. But mine is better!
Daisy: So what exactly are you and Toad doing, Yoshi?
Yoshi: Well, we are playing...
Yoshi & Toad: The Mighty Belchin' Power Drinkers!
(Bowser came in.)
Bowser: Hey guys. What are you up to in here? Gah! You guys are playing with Power Rangers again, aren't you!
Yoshi: Uh...no?
Waluigi: D'oh! Luigi sucks in this game!
Bowser: Grrr...I know Mario isn't feeling well, but if he was in here, he'd tell Wario to stop being lazy, Waluigi to quit being such an insentitive dork, D.K. to never wear other peoples' clothes again, Peach to stop being a bimbo and Toad and Yoshi to find something better to do. Daisy, you're cool.
(Waluigi leers at Bowser, then he threw his controller at him. Smack!)
Bowser: That didn't hurt...
Waluigi: I'm bored! I'm going downstairs!
(Waluigi left the boys' room and went downstairs. In the living room, Bowser had folded out the couch so it was a bed and put Mario, who was now in his pajamas, on it. Kirby was sitting on one of the chairs and awaiting his next task. Luigi stood next to the bed with his arms folded and his foot tapping. He was deep in thought.)
Bowser: My my, Luigi. You look more focused then usual this evening.
Mario: Hey Weegie...cough cough...I'm hungry...
Kirby: Should I make something for Mario to eat, Luigi?
(Luigi doesn't anwser.)
Waluigi: Hey Luigi! What's going on here!
Luigi: What? What is THAT supposed to mean! It's pretty damn obvoius what's going on here!
(Luigi points to his ill brother.)
Luigi: Just for that, you have to make some chicken noodle soup for Mario. Go on! Into the kitchen with you!
(Luigi shoves Waluigi into the kitchen.)
Waluigi: Ah fine. This will give me something to do for awhile. Now where's the chicken noodle soup?
(Waluigi looks through all the cupboards, but he couldn't find any of the soup.)
Waluigi: Peas, pears, peaches, green beans, baked beans, corn, cream corn, asparagus... Dammit! There isn't any chicken noodle soup. Oh well. I'll just use my own recipe.
(Back in the living room...)
Luigi: Kirby, while Waluigi is making the soup, you pick out a video for Mario to watch. He's probably getting bored just lying there.
Kirby: Okay!
(Kirby hopped over to the shelf where the videos were and picked out out.)
Kirby: Does this look good to you, Mario?
(Kirby held up a Berenstein Bears video.)
Mario: Cough cough...yeah...cough cough...just fine...
(Kirby gave Luigi the video and he started it for Mario. About halfway through the video, Waluigi came in with a piping hot bowl of soup.)
Waluigi: Hey Mario. Dinnertime.
Luigi: I'll take that. Thanks Waluigi.
(Luigi took the spoon and bowl of soup from Waluigi. He didn't notice that the soup was brownish purple or the fact that it did NOT smell like chicken noodle soup. Luigi scooped up some of the soup with the spoon and held it in front of Mario's face.)
Luigi: Here's dinner Mario. Open up!
(Mario turned away and refused to open his mouth.)
Luigi: Aw c'mon Mario. I thought you said you was hungry.
Mario: I...don't...cough cough...want it...!
Bowser: Are you sure?
Mario: Cough cough...positive...
Luigi: I know Waluigi made it, but it can't be as bad as Peach's cooking? Yes? No?
Bowser: Well, there's no use in forcing Mario to eat.
Luigi: I got an idea. I'll taste test it and Mario can make hs decision based on my opinion about the soup.
Bowser: Fair enough...
Kirby: Sounds good to me.
Luigi: Okay then. Let's go.
(Luigi scooped up some of the soup with the spoon nd slurped it up. He chews few times then, with his mouth still full, he franticlly runs around, searching for a trash can. When he finally finds one, he spit the soup in it.)
Kirby: Uh oh. Not good...
Luigi: Good Lord! That's disgusting!
(Luigi spits into the trash can a few times.)
Bowser: Uh...Waluigi? What was in that soup?
Luigi: Yeah. What kind of garbage did you try to make my brother eat?
Waluigi: Welll...first there's spagetti noodles. I figured Mario liked spagetti so I thought it'd work out alright. Then there's BBQ chicken because you can't have chicken noodle soup without the chicken and the only kind of chicken we had was BBQ. There's also orange juice. Orange juice is good for colds. Lastly, there's a crumbled up childen's vitamin.
Kirby: Gross!
Bowser: Dude! This soup makes Peach look like a good cook!
Luigi: Waluigi, if I wasn't such a nice guy, I'd kick your ass. Now get out of my sight before I change my mind!
(Waluigi screams like a girl and runs away.)
Luigi: Kirby, get rid of the soup.
(Kirby did what he was told.)
Bowser: I'm gonna make dinner for everyone tonight. Okay Luigi?
Luigi: Okay. Thanks Bowser.