A/N: current random discussion between my parents and sister!!
Disclaimer: none!
Ben stared straight at Kevin.
Kevin stared straight at Ben.
It wasn't a staring contest. Sadly. Kevin would've won easily.
"Guess what happened on the side of the forest preserve we went to on a field trip again!" Ben started, his face immediately becoming overcome with ecstasy.
"A deer came out and ate a kid."
"Kevin, why would you ever guess that?"
He shrugged. "You told me to guess."
"Guess again."
"A beaver came out and beat a kid with its tail and then ate their foot."
"No!"
"Well, it is possible, Benji!"
The brunette rolled his eyes. "No, it's not. Why would a beaver eat a kid's foot?"
"Did a goose come out and lay an egg?"
"No."
"A brown egg?"
"No, Kevin."
"An oblong, brown egg?"
"What the heck does oblong mean?!"
"I dunno, but it sounds all fancy like!"
"Of course it does…" Ben sighed.
"Okay, so what happened?" Kevin asked, pretending to seem interested now that the best of the discussion was over.
"Orange juice."
"I'm confused." The dark teen scratched his head.
"Then be confused, Kevin."
"I hate you."
Ben laughed. "Get used to it."
"Did Chris eat someone?"
Ben fell onto the floor of the car, laughing hysterically.
A/N: I had to write this down super fast before they all shut up and my daddy's fone rang. *Sighs* Phew. Glad I got that down… review it!
~Sky