Chapter 33: It's Raining, It's Boring

(For the rest of the afternoon, everyone sat in the living room and made fun of the Pokémon cartoon. Except for Mario and Luigi that is. But even they woke up eventually and slipped in some insults too.)

Luigi: You can not be serious. Pikachu did not just get his ass beaten by...dear God...

Mario: Gaah... Does his level reset every week or something?

Waluigi: Dude, how long is this marathon anyway? Doesn't Cartoon Network have better things to do then run horribly dubbed anime?

Wario: Hell if I know. Maybe we should find something else to watch or something.

(After flipping through the channels and finding nothing of interest, everyone suddenly got bored again.)

Yoshi: I wonder if the snow is gone yet.

Toad: Eh. Don't bother checking. It's too late in the day to do anything out there anyway.

(Yoshi got up and looked out the window.)

Yoshi: Whoa. The snow is about halfway gone. But the rain is coming down pretty hard.

Wario: I told you before. We're gonna have a big wet mess. Deal with it.

Peach: Is there anything in this house that we haven't done yet?

Waluigi: Let's see. Analysis.

D.K.: Heheh. You said anal.

Waluigi: What the hell? Shut up, D.K. Anyway. Scanning...scanning... TV, movies, eating, N64...

Luigi: Bleh. We've done just about everything. Can't you just have a Clubhouse Game, but in here instead of the clubhouse?

Waluigi: I suppose I could in theory. But the question is what game?

Luigi: I dunno. What have you been thinking about all this time?

Daisy: I hate to ask, but what is the Clubhouse Game?

Kirby: Yeah. I wanna know too.

Toad: In a nutshell, we play games like Spin the Bottle and Truth or Dare in the clubhouse out in the front yard. Pretty fun stuff.

Waluigi: But like I said, what do you guys want to play?

D.K.: How about Yahtzee?

Peach: Oh please. That's far too tame. Unless, of course, it was some sort of Strip Yahtzee.

Yoshi: What about Twister? I think I saw it upstairs.

Mario: I dunno. Seems messy...

Wario: Besides, Waluigi cheats.

Waluigi: Bah. You're only saying that because of my extra long limbs.

Wario: Exactly. It gives you an unfair advantage over guys like me. I mean, c'mon. I can't do much with these stubby little legs. I'm sure the game is impossible for Toad.

Toad: Damn straight.

Yoshi: Okay okay. I guess that's out of the question then.

Luigi: Mario! You're hogging the blanket! Give it here!

(Luigi took his pillow and whacked Mario in the head with it.)

Daisy: Ooo! A pillow fight!

Bowser: Eh. That's not really a game.

Peach: Oh! I know! Charades!

Toad: Heh. Sure. Pick a game that's all about acting like and looking like a total dumbass.

Peach: I'm just contributing to the subject, you know.

Waluigi: I'm beginning to think that perhaps we should give Spin the Bottle another shot. It should work this time since we have another girl among us. And a puffball, I guess. How hard can kissing it be? Or getting kissed by it. Sounds good, don't you all think?

Mario: I was really hoping for something new. Cough... Oh, and I still have this cold.

Waluigi: Well shit. You guys aren't helpful at all!

Yoshi: Sorry, but I guess we're all going nuts because of Classroph...no... Clustro..d'oh... What's the word?

Toad: Claustrophobia is when you're afraid of small and enclosed places, but I think the term you're actually looking for is cabin fever.

Yoshi: Huh. That must be it.

Toad: In any case, I agree with you. I'm so bored out of my mind that I want to play with Power Drinkers. Sure, they suck ass, but at least it's something to fucking do.

Yoshi: Yeah. That doesn't sound too bad right about now. Race you up the stairs!

(Yoshi and Toad run up the stairs, leaving everyone else baffled and confused.)

Bowser: Uh...what just happened?

Peach: My guess is that those two found something to do. Wish we could too.

Wario: There's something I'd love to do right about now, but...

Peach: But what?

Wario: It's not something you'd enjoy. Hell, it's best to do this sort of thing alone.

Peach: But what is it, Wario?

Wario: Do you honestly want to know? You promise not to scratch my eyes out or anything if I tell you?

Peach: Fair enough. So what is it?

Wario: I want to look at porno...

(Slap!)

Peach: You disgusting little fat man!

Waluigi: He speaks the truth though. I could go for some good pornography myself. So Peach... How about it?

(Slap!)

Peach: Enough!

Waluigi: Fine. I'll settle for Daisy. She's better anyway.

Daisy: Oh heck no. You did not just ask me to take my dress off.

Waluigi: Actually, I didn't get to that part yet. Would you go ahead and do that already?

Luigi: Surprise attack!

(Crack! Luigi attacked Waluigi with a crushing karate chop from behind.)

Daisy: Ugh. Thanks for the save, Weegiepoo.

Luigi: Dammit! Stop that!

(By now, everyone was watching the commotion with wide eyes.)

Kirby: Okay everyone. Just settle down.

Luigi: Toad's right. Cabin fever is definitely setting in.

Bowser: But what can we do about it? It's still raining. Not that going outside right now would do much good anyway.

Luigi: I don't know. At the rate things are going now, we'll be so bored that...we'll start murdering each other...

D.K.: Whoa! Are you serious?

Luigi: I'm not positive about it. I just fear that we might. When I karate chopped Waluigi just a minute ago, I felt like going the whole nine yards and beating him to oblivion.

Mario: Heh. I see what you mean. I kinda feel like roughing up Wario too.

Wario: Oh yeah? Let's see you try...

(Wario raises a fist.)

Mario: Cough... Hey now. You wouldn't hit a sick guy, would you?

Wario: No excuses!

Kirby: Cut it out, guys! You're getting too violent!

Daisy: Hmmph. Blame it on the rain.

Peach: Do you listen to Milli Vanilli too?

Daisy: What? Ew! No!

Bowser: There's got to be something we can do. Seriously, Waluigi. You're supposed to be the smart one here. Think of something. Anything. I don't care anymore.

Waluigi: I know one thing. I really regret not bringing my Game Boy. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say Tetris sounds awesome right now.

Luigi: Oh yeah! Tetris!

Peach: Tetris is sweet. I used to play it all the time.

Waluigi: Like I said, too bad I don't have it with me.

D.K.: Hey Bowser. Got any more Goosebumps?

Bowser: Nope. Sorry. That was the only one I have.

Wario: What time is it anyway? I'm getting kinda hungry over here.

Peach: Oh? Dinner time so soon? Well, I guess that'll give me something to do. Let me cook up something real quick. Try not to kill each other in the meantime. Okay?