A/N; since im utterly and totally upset by the fact of Kevin sitting in the backseat of Kevin's car (it's a disgrace), I have found an advantage of the backseat. So here's a Car Argument for you all.

Disclaimer: Skylark is not Man Of Action. Therefore, don't own Ben 10 or any of the characters.

Kevin hated the backseat. He positively despised the backseat. It was like his Kryptonite. He hated the freaking backseat more than he hated the brunette Tennyson who usually sat there.

But now it was his turn. His turn in the cool leather backseats. Ben sat there so much that there was a print of his back and rear end practically burned into the seat. It was a very, very scary thought to Kevin. His friend's butt was printed into his backseat.

Sitting in that backseat was like a death chamber. It was probably worse than Chinese Water Torture. And Kevin knew how that worked. It was some scary shizz. Turned out that the Chinese were better at torture than he had originally known. Julie was just that much scarier to him. Mostly because he didn't know whether she was Chinese or Japanese.

"Ben, why couldn't we have taken my car?" snarled the dark teen, glaring at the brunette Tennyson with evil obsidian eyes through the rearview mirror. "I like to drive too, you know."

There was an evil smirk planted on Ben's face. "I know that, Kev, but you built me this car for a reason."

"Yes, and that reason happened to be so that you could drive yourgirlfriend around and so I didn't have to give you rides to every freaking place in Bellwood!" Kevin felt like ripping his eyebrows off his face he was so mad at Benji.

A short chuckle came from Ben. "Kevin, you know you love the backseat."

There was a short farting sound from the driver of the car.

"NO, BEN, I REALLY DON'T LIKE THE BACKSEAT BECAUSE I AM ALSO DOWNWIND, DANG IT!"

Ben laughed really, really hard. Annoying Kevin was fun.

Annoying Ben was more fun for Kevin. He whacked the back of Ben's little brainless brunette head repeatedly for the rest of the ride with Gwen giggling in the passenger seat the whole way to the Forever Knight castle.

A/N: why do I love annoying Kevin and making a fool out of Benji? I don't know. Leave a review if you loved it and if you didn't, still leave a review! Thank you!

~Skylark