A/N: I decided it was TIDBITS TIME!

Disclaimer: I do not own Ben 10.


K- Kevin
B- Ben
J- Julie
G- Gwen


K- "If I ruled the world, we'd ride everywhere in jets."

B- "If I ruled the world, I'd make everybody own a unicorn."

G- "If I ruled the world, I would just be grateful that neither of you ruled the world."


B- "So if you crossed a leopard and a sheep-"

K- "You'd get a shepherd."

G- "That's dumb."

K- "No, Ben's dumb."


K- "Dude, what time is it?"

B- "I wear an Ultimatrix. You wear a watch."

K- "…that doesn't mean I'm wearing it or that I got it legally."


K- "I'm immune to sirens."

B- "Really?'

K- "Uh-huh."


J- "Ben, you should stop driving."

B- "Why?"

J- "Can you not hear the sirens behind us?"

B- "I was trying to be Kevin… Apparently, he says he's become immune to the sound of sirens."


G- "Why do you have such an automatic response for everything?"

K- "Penguin."

G- "Of course. It's penguin. Go figure."


K- "Look, I drew you a picture of a cow eating some grass."

G- "This paper's blank."

K- "I know."

G- "Where's the grass?"

K- "The cow ate it all."

G- "Where's the cow?"

K- "It left because there's no more grass."


B- "I still don't know what you see in Kevin."

G- "I see a guy that's not you."

B- "What do I have to do with anything?"

G- "I've been stuck living with you for too long."


B- "I think I'll start shaving."

K- "Shaving what?"


K- "I love you."

G- "Prove it. Scream it to the world."

K- *whispers* "I love you."

G- "Why'd you whisper?"

K- "You are my world."


K- "Did I tell you guys what happened when I got pulled over that one time?"

B- "Which time?"


K- "So I got pulled over one time-"

G- "One time?"


K- "Since neither Tennyson is gonna let me finish my story, I'll tell you instead."

J- "…"

K- "So I got pulled over this one time and I asked the cop if I could update my Facebook status and he didn't let me…"


B- "Have I told you how much I love you?"

J- "No…"

K- "He is incapable of love."

G- "Quit picking on Ben, Kevin."

B- "Quit being so mean to me!"

J- "…"


B- "Do you think Azmuth would let me create a new alien?"

G- "Is that even possible?"

K- "I didn't even think the Omnitrix was possible…"


B- "I remember back when I was a kid and I officially decided that I didn't believe in aliens."

G- "And?"

B- "Two days later, a stupid pod fell out of the sky."

K- "Karma bites."


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~Sky