A/N: I decided it was TIDBITS TIME!
Disclaimer: I do not own Ben 10.
K- Kevin
B- Ben
J- Julie
G- Gwen
K- "If I ruled the world, we'd ride everywhere in jets."
B- "If I ruled the world, I'd make everybody own a unicorn."
G- "If I ruled the world, I would just be grateful that neither of you ruled the world."
B- "So if you crossed a leopard and a sheep-"
K- "You'd get a shepherd."
G- "That's dumb."
K- "No, Ben's dumb."
K- "Dude, what time is it?"
B- "I wear an Ultimatrix. You wear a watch."
K- "…that doesn't mean I'm wearing it or that I got it legally."
K- "I'm immune to sirens."
B- "Really?'
K- "Uh-huh."
J- "Ben, you should stop driving."
B- "Why?"
J- "Can you not hear the sirens behind us?"
B- "I was trying to be Kevin… Apparently, he says he's become immune to the sound of sirens."
G- "Why do you have such an automatic response for everything?"
K- "Penguin."
G- "Of course. It's penguin. Go figure."
K- "Look, I drew you a picture of a cow eating some grass."
G- "This paper's blank."
K- "I know."
G- "Where's the grass?"
K- "The cow ate it all."
G- "Where's the cow?"
K- "It left because there's no more grass."
B- "I still don't know what you see in Kevin."
G- "I see a guy that's not you."
B- "What do I have to do with anything?"
G- "I've been stuck living with you for too long."
B- "I think I'll start shaving."
K- "Shaving what?"
K- "I love you."
G- "Prove it. Scream it to the world."
K- *whispers* "I love you."
G- "Why'd you whisper?"
K- "You are my world."
K- "Did I tell you guys what happened when I got pulled over that one time?"
B- "Which time?"
K- "So I got pulled over one time-"
G- "One time?"
K- "Since neither Tennyson is gonna let me finish my story, I'll tell you instead."
J- "…"
K- "So I got pulled over this one time and I asked the cop if I could update my Facebook status and he didn't let me…"
B- "Have I told you how much I love you?"
J- "No…"
K- "He is incapable of love."
G- "Quit picking on Ben, Kevin."
B- "Quit being so mean to me!"
J- "…"
B- "Do you think Azmuth would let me create a new alien?"
G- "Is that even possible?"
K- "I didn't even think the Omnitrix was possible…"
B- "I remember back when I was a kid and I officially decided that I didn't believe in aliens."
G- "And?"
B- "Two days later, a stupid pod fell out of the sky."
K- "Karma bites."
A/N: Review!
~Sky
