"Severus Snape I really am sorry...but the elder wand cannot truly be mine if you. Don't. Die!" Said Voldemort
"Nooooo! Nooooooooo! Please. Let me remain...just another round of Temple Run...Please..." He begged
"kk,"
17 HOURS LATER
"WAS THAT ALL ONE ROUND BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR 17 HOU..."
POP
Severus Snape was gone...alive and with the WORLD TEMPLE RUN RECORD...
~ALERT SOUND~
"!" Screamed Voldemort
Harry potter had his wand trained at Bellatrix Le'strange's iPhone
~ALERT SOUND~
The whole battle went silent and everyone took out their iPhone's
The scream of true horror echoed all throughout the great hall. But none louder than Harry Potter's
The slimy greasy potions master had beaten him...
(A/N: IN DEDICATION TO THE DEAD POTION'S MASTER...SEVERUS SNAPE.!)
Severus Snape had escaped...the dark lord could die now...hahahahahahaha he had made it. Then he looked up at the great hall he had dropped in and looked at all those horrible angry faces of men and women, Dark or Light. And they were all going to kill him...in their lead was none other than Harry Potter. they all screamed the unforgivable in unision...
He Died...it's rough...I know...OI don't throw a shoe at me...I know it's harsh but...
(AN/OK READ MY HERMIONE'S DARK DAYS FANFIC. REVIEW! I THINK THAT THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE AN ACTUAL CHAPTER WITH ACTUAL HAPPENINGS WITH APPLE CRAZY WIZARD'S!)
NEXT: IPAD IS RELEASED IN THE WIZARDING WORLD. MACBOOK MAKES IT'S DEBUT. APPLE TV IS OUT BUT WHERE'S THE TV.)
TV AD FOR THE FINAL CONCLUSION
THE END IS NEAR
*RON PUNCHES DRACO*
THE HORROR HAS ARRIVED
*A SNAIL GETS A WAND (WHAT?)*
IT'S TIME
*A CLOCK GETS SMASHED*
WANDS OUT
*EVERYONE PLAYS HP SPELLS*
FINAL BATTLE
*THE IMESSAGES WITH BAD STUFF IN THEM FLY BETWEEN THE TO TEAM'S*
VIRUS SPREADS
*A WEREWOLF BITES*
AND
*HARRY SENDS A VIRUS TO VLODY MOLDY*
IT'S THE FINAL CONCLUSION
IT'S TIME
*GRANDFATHER CLOCK SMASHED*
GET READY