AN/ THE MUCH AWAITED FOR CONCLUSION WITH NO FURTHER ADO...BEGIN!
Harry Potter, the saviour of the wizarding world was stroking the iPad. It was something new to him and he felt as if he'd never let it go.
"MY PRESSSHUSSSSSS!" Screamed Harry when Kingsley had attempted to steal it. Harry grabbed a case for it as soon as possible.
"Lovely." Said Harry and then he grabbed the iPad and waved his wand and the waltz began.
Voldy Moldy was shocked at how the stuck up Harry Potter got everything he wanted and would now be probably waltzing with the iPad but that was Voldy's Job and Voldy was going to kill Harry for it when he saw the alert appear on his iPhone...MacBook is now out. Voldemort was at the Apple Store before you could blink.
"AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! CRUUUUUCIO! IMPERIO! STUPEFY! KEDAVRA MAXIMA!"
The store was now littered with muggle body's...just for the pleasure he ate a muggle...it tasted horrible.
He grabbed the one MacBook he found still in the box and passionatley snogged it. He apparated back and opened the box...it was no hope...Voldemort was distracted and he wasn't going back to the battle except if the MacBook was stolen...Exactly thought bellatrix and started to plan.
Ron had heard of the apple TV but he just didn't get it.
"How the bloody hell do you use this thing?" He asked Hermione
She went to grab the Apple TV when Ron slapped her three feet away.
"STAY AWAY FROM IT YOU...YOU...YOU FOUL...MUDBLOOD!" Ron shouted and Hermione stormed out of the room and straight out next to harry.
She saw the iPad in his hand and she was disttressed and angry and she grabbed it and ran. Ronald followed hermione wanting the iPad now. Hermione ran into Draco Malfoy who grabbed the iPad and stupefyed her...he jumped and kicked Ronald Weasley's bum and then Ronald ...punched him. Draco flew straight towards the apple tree and the iPad flew out of his hands. Ronald jumped for it but was intercepted by the now awake Hermione kicking him in the face and then somewhere that hurt. Harry was just about to catch it when it fell and got the cloud shaped scar.
"!"
Draco flew towards the apple tree and hit his head...hard. The apple came flying down...just about tofall on the floor when he grabbed it and when he looked at it he felt nothing but love for the amazing green apple and he pationatley stroked it and then bit in to it. So tasty he thought to himself.
Draco notices his wand nearby and grabs it and enlarges the apple and dances with it.
Voldemort was in his bed with the MacBook under his pillow when bellatrix grabbed it and threw it out to where she saw Draco kissing an overlarge apple and Harry screaming something about clouds and Hermione screeching and Ron spitting teeth. It flew straight into Hermione's arms and she started to sing when she saw it.
"My lovely machine
You're meant for me
My soul is yours to COMMAND!
and my heart is your's to love!
If you fall down low...
I'll bring you bach high
to the cloooooouuuuuds!"
When Harry heard her singing about how lovely the Mac was he instantly stood up and started to shout at her and it developed into a rap battle
HERMIONE
My Macbook's great
your iPad's dumb
Go cry to yo momma
coz you don't have one
HARRY
My iPad's touch screen
Your laptop's dumb screen
My proccesors high and yours is low
Your intilect's too low to get an iPad
HERMIONE
Well least i'm not poor.
Have I struck a nerve.
Your iPad's small an' fake
HARRY
Well at least I bought mine unlike you
The angels dropped it on your frizzy head hoping to kill you
Hermione sprinted away. and into the great hall she threw a bannana at the small clock near the slytherin table. SMASH.
"My dark lord. THEY HAVE YOUR MACBOOK!" screamed Bellatrix
"Who what why. NOOOOOOO!"
POP
Voldemort stands infront of his whole army and on the other side stands the light side.
Harry pulls his iPhone out when he see's the most strange thing. Draco Malfoy sticks his wand in the snail next to him and it comes towards him and slides away.
The moon comes out and greyback screams and transforms. He jumps the extraordinary length and bites molly who transforms straight away and bites arthur weasley.
The bite spreads. Ron gets an iMessage saying he's a bum. He screams in pain. It's from bellatrix. Voldemort then send a multiple text to everyone saying surrender.
Hermione throws a pear at the grandfather clock and it gets smashed and the she walks out into the battle.
Draco is pationatley snogging with the apple and starts biting it in love.
Harry gets bored of the constant messages being sent to him and he target's voldy and the virus flys to voldy's system. The whole battle stops when Voldemort drops to his knees.
"MY !"
and then it happens, Ron grabs harry and bites his face off.
The werewolves eat everybody and one person lives on.
He still snogs the apple...
END
R&R
Sorry for the sad ending
that is life.
The epic conclusion is out
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