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ASSIGNMENT: Write an essay explaining ten things.
Okay, what the fuck? You couldn't give a CLEAR assignment?
That was ten things right there: ten words. Okay, so you want ten things explained?
Ms. Yokano, you are preggos. Explanation: You always wear those baggy dresses that reach your ankles, you're always with Hopkins in the lounge room (probably getting down on the couch), and you have those damned mood swings.
Mr. Hopkins, you can just suck it. Explanation: None needed, you're not worth the time.
Ms. Yokano has no love life. Explanation: You are always bitching about me and Len—sorry, Len and I's relationship. I love him, yes I do. He's my twin brother, yes he is. I wouldn't care if he was a two-year old chick, I'd still love him. Why you ask? Because he has more compassion, love, understanding, and intelligence in one strand of hair than all of America, Russia, China, and Canada have combined. But you can't understand that because you've never been open enough (or good enough) to fall in love.
Len is my other half, both as a brother, and lover. He's even my best friend. You can't understand what it feels like to wake up every morning and have your first thought as "I love him". You don't feel the fluttering in your belly when he calls your name or having your heart stop when he holds your hand. Ya know why? Because you're a bitch.
So, Tit'n'Hop, you two can just shut your pie holes, and stop acting like ass holes. I love Len, and I'm about 65 percent sure he loves me too.
…maybe 36.
…25.
…
…Okay, 14 percent sounds good.
-Rin Kagamine
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Special Thanks to:
XxXMori-ChanXxX, for the "Tit'n'Hop" Idea. ^ ^
Took a while to put it into use but this was the result. I may refer to it again.