A/N: No, you are not dreaming, this is really any update on REPORTS! My duck-friend inspired me, I hope to make some people happy. -bows-
Note: This update takes place two years after the last chapter; Rin and Len Kagamine are now an official couple. Yokano has made an early retirement she claims to be only so she can care for her now two year old daughter, though most of the school believes it has more to do with a certain two blondes in her English Recovery class…
Oh my god
Becky
Look at her butt
No seriously, look, I didn't know butts could be shaped like that.
…
Y'know, it kinda looks like a monkey eating a gorilla's balls if you tilt your head at like a 90 degree angle…
Mr. Hatsumomo is weird like that.
Well, it claims to be "female" but we all know otherwise, no woman can sport a mustache with so much swagger like that, not even MC Hammer…
Did MC Hammer have a moustache? I'll ask my history teacher.
Anyway, my name is Rin Kagamine (also known as God) in class B-3 (the B probably stands for Bitch like our teacher, want some ice for that burn Mrs. Hatsumomo?) and our writing topic is "the development of man".
Easy.
Hatsumomo, you wanted to be a "real boy" so you had a sex change. They did well, by the way, it's hard to tell there's boobs over all that fat.
And Len was once a little boy I called my brother but he's a total man in head. ;)
Love me, hate me, say what you want about me.
But all the boys and all the girls are begging to
iF
yoU
seeC
aME
Word to your motha
-God (Rin)
A/N: Short, but it's a start.