•••••••{Author's Note}•••••••

Woah guys! So I was reading through my reviews to make sure I hadn't missed any requests that would fit into the story an omg I wanted to cry. So many nice people! I mean I read every single review but going back and reading them again I was like "aww I remember that" :) So just wanna say thanks, I mean I know I do every chapter but still, it isn't enough.

Oh, and just as a warning which...this is a M rated story guys, but still. I've kinda avoided too much dirty stuff. I dunno what happened, I guess I was just in one of those moods so...things might be kinda dirty.

••••••{Detention! Chapter 8}••••••

"Yo, Alois! What are you doing? I don't want to be alone when he gets here, you know."

"Patience, patience," Alois replied, entering the living room from the hallway, carrying a burnt cd. "I just had to find this," he said, waving the disc at Ciel.

"And that is?" Ciel asked nervously, knowing it was music he'd be forced to shake his butt to.

"You'll see," he replied, putting the cd into his stereo. "As soon as the doorbell rings."

"Why do I get the feeling the song is completely degrading?" Ciel asked mainly to himself, pinching the bridge of his nose.

When the bell sounded in his ears, his heart dropped to his stomach. "Oh, no, no, no. I can't do this!"

"Oh, you are so going to!" Alois said, starting the music. The entire apartment had the song "I like big butts" blaring.

Ciel groaned audibly above the music, turning his ass toward the door, looking over his shoulder. Alois grabbed money off of the table. He walked to the door, unlocking it. Swinging it open, a man who looked to be in his mid twenties stared blankly at Ciel's gyrating ass. Ciel silently cursed Alois for being taken aback by his moves instead of immediately crashing his lips on the man. It didn't take him more than a second though, and Alois had snapped out of it, pulling the delivery man by the collar, tongue halfway down his throat. While Ciel was still dancing, he was surprised to see the guy actually kissing back. It was probably one of those moments where you just give in or run like hell. Which down three flights of stairs was a little impractical. Alois grabbed the boxes of pizza and shoved money into the guy's hand, slamming the door in him face, yelling, "thank you!" from the top of his lungs. Ciel and Alois both looked out the peep hole to see the guy standing quite dumbfoundedly at the door. They both suppressed their laughter until they ran to Alois' room shutting the door. Giggles erupted from them and Alois tossed Ciel a box of pizza.

"Poor guy, I sorta...feel bad for him?" Ciel said.

"Well, you shouldn't! I tipped him good, so, yeah!" Alois said with a big grin. "So, Ciel, you have some explaining to do!"

"What do you mean by that?" Ciel asked slowly.

"Oh well, I dunno, maybe start with why you move like Shakira?"

"Uhhhh, no comment."

"What? It doesn't work like that!" Alois argued.

"I'm dying here, I'm not the one who needs to explain. Stop making me wait!" Ciel demanded, wiping sweat from his brow.

"Wait for what?" Alois asked.

"Don't be like that. You know what," Ciel replied, suggestively.

Alois took a long sigh. "I can't say I'm not afraid of what you'll think of me, growing up with Elizabeth and all."

Ciel's brows furrowed tightly together in confusion. "What does this have anything to do with her?"

"Well...Edward," Alois replied, twiddling his thumbs nervously.

"E-dward! Edward Midford! You mean...you lost your virginity to Ed, her brother?!" Ciel asked, incredulously.

"Hence our rivalry. That's why...I cried that time. She walked in on it and fainted. She actually fainted, that stupid high-class bitch! She ranted on and on to her precious brother on how disgusting and unholy it was to be with another man. Just like everything in her life, she gets what she wants. After that day, he wouldn't even look in my direction. I haven't spoken to him since."

Alois looked pained as he carried on, "at that time, I was different. I kept to myself. I did well in school. That's why I asked if you remembered me; I knew you wouldn't because I was just another average boy at that time. I loved him, and he tossed me aside for a little sister. Ed fucked me up so bad. Granted, it wasn't the only thing. But, after that, I thought so low of myself, well I...slept with a few people. A few people around here makes you the crowned slut of the school. So I thought, since I'm notoriously a whore, I mise as well do whatever the hell I wanted. And so, that's the me you see know. By now you can tell, right? I'm not actually like I present myself at school."

Ciel pondered for a moment, taking the story in. "No, you're not. I noticed it the first day you came to my house, and I let you take off my eyepatch. But wow, I had no idea that Ed even... You're not a whore for that. I get it though, about Ed. He was always pretty hot, looking back on it. I do have one question though, what does it feel like?"

Alois smiled. Ciel was good at making him feel better.

"Hmm, what does it feel like, huh? I dunno, primitive. Sweaty. Hot. Nerve-wracking. It hurts for awhile, but it feels so good that it doesn't matter. The movement is addicting and you just kinda lose yourself. It's pretty fucking great. I don't really feel like I can describe it. Its like trying to describe a kiss or something."

"Yeah, I guess I understand that."

"For me, it's a distraction...a way to cope. It just...numbs your mind," Alois explained, but Ciel could tell he shouldn't pry. He did however, get the feeling that it has probably been more than just a few people.

"Yeah, I get what you mean. Well, are we just going to let this stupid pizza we worked so hard on get cold?"

"Uh, hell no!" Alois replied, throwing himself at the box. He pulled out the biggest piece he could find and plopped down on his bed. Through a mouthful of pizza, he mumbled out, "open muh closet. Pick dress."

Ciel followed directions, opening Alois' neat closet and found two dresses. A pink one that looked like a puffy barbie dress, and a short sparkly purple one.

"Why, just...why?"

"The pink one was for my 'easy prom date' costume for halloween. I used my red lipstick and smeared it all over my lips, and gave myself sex hair. The old ladies hated me. It was great. The other one was for drag night at the club before I lost my fake id."

Ciel stared at him dumbfounded, holding the dress between two fingers like it was a disgusting tissue.

"F-fake id?"

"Yaaas, now pick one already."

"Well purple is better, I guess," Ciel grumbled.

"It's so fitting that you will be a princess. But shit, that Sofa guy is going to be all over you...or he will be embarrassed and run away. Yes!"

"Yeah, don't rely on that to much. I have a good feeling he won't. He already kinda took a bullet for us, you know."

"Ohhhh, with that whole chicken nugget thing. Fuck. Wait, the way you said that...was that admiration?!" Alois asked, skeptically.

"Huh? No, no!" Ciel defended.

"Tch! Whatever, try on the dress."

Alois wiped the grease from his hands, and helped Ciel put it on, zipping it up in the back.

"Oooh, nice ass!" Alois cooed.

"Oh, shut the fuck up, Alois."

"Shoulda recorded your twerking for your little purple-headed boy toy," Alois continued, mockingly.

"Shut up!"

"There, perfect!" Alois exclaimed, putting a fake tiara on Ciel. Tomorrow I'll do your make up for you."

"Okay, now that I'm making a complete fool of myself, what are you wearing," Ciel asked nervously checking himself out in the mirror. "Because this seriously screams, 'look here, I'm a faggot. Come fuck me up!'"

"This," Alois replied, holding up a corset and a see through tank. "It's technically just enough clothes." He pulled out some stripper heels, fishnets and a pair of his short shorts to go along as well.

"Oh my gosh, I'm happy with mine now," Ciel said staring at the clothes, or lack thereof.

"That's what I thought, bitch," Alois replied, sarcastically. "Guess what I have..."

Ciel thought for a moment, "could it be any worse than that?"

"Oh, it's on a whole different level," Alois said, waving a bottle of rum.

"Oh no, oh no," Ciel said, eyes wide.

Alois smiled real big, "what? It's just us..."

"Yeah but..." Ciel trailed.

"No worries, well just drink and pass."

Alois grabbed Ciel's hand after he'd stripped out of the dress.

"Huh? Wait, I haven't put clothes on yet!" Ciel complained as he was dragged.

"So? We are just sitting on my bed, you know. That can wait."

He plopped them both down, and popped open the bottle of liquor, taking the first swig with a big smile. Ciel experimentally took a sip and covered his mouth trying his best to not spit it out.

"Haha! You have to just chug it down. Don't think too much."

Ciel did just that and the blonde's eyes went wide. Ciel wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, saying, "woah, I feel kinda funny."

Alois giggled. "Damn, you're so cute!"

Ciel began giggling as well, but uncontrollably so, taking another swig and passing it. "I-I'm wha?"

Alois switched on his tv and dvd player, putting on The Exorcist.

Ten minutes through the movie and Ciel was very drunk. Alois had a higher tolerance and was drinking considerably less. He was completely content just watching Ciel, who was a very happy drunk.

Ciel screamed, "ahhhhh!" jumping right into Alois' arms in the bed. The boy smiled, holding half naked Ciel knowing he was lucky as hell tonight. Soma would die if he dared try to take him now, not after the way he felt about Ciel. He pulled the blankets around them.

With the lights out and screams flooding from the tv, Alois was surprised to feel soft lips on his in the dark. He knew he should have but he just couldn't hold back. Before he knew it, Ciel was a horny mess on top of him, grinding against him slowly, mewling. Alois' stiffened, realizing they were getting way too far and on the off-chance Ciel remembers tomorrow, he did not want to deal with that. Oh, Ciel would be so pissed at him! He carefully pried him off, and went to the bathroom leaving him there.

He starred in the mirror at himself. Did he... really look like this? A blush had spread across his nose and his hair was all tangled. He was out of breath and hot and bothered.

"Fuck, Ciel..."

He splashed water on his face praying that when he went back in that room Ciel would be asleep.

•••••••{The Next Morning}•••••••

Alois groaned at the loud banging interrupting his dream time. "Wha? What the fuuuuck?"

"Get the fuck up, biatch!" Ciel demanded, laughing maniacally, banging pots together in Alois' ear. Hell, if he was about to make a public fool of himself, he mise as well torture the one making him do it.

As soon as Alois pried open his eyes, Ciel shoved a the tip of the bottle of whipped cream into Alois' mouth, spraying it inside.

Alois shoved Ciel, trying his best not to choke.

"Swallow it, swallow it. Don't gag, bitch!" Ciel chanted, dancing around.

After Alois finally managed the whipped cream, he said, "damn, you're such a pervert. Waking me up putting cream in my mouth saying not to gag."

"Ahahaha!" Ciel laughed before pouring some into his mouth as well.

"What is wrong with you? It's too early for this shit," Alois said rubbing his eyes, pulling himself lazily out of the bed.

"Um, who's idea was it to wake up at five thirty to put on some stupid makeup? Well, let's see, that sounds like one of Alois' awesome ideas," Ciel mocked.

"I had like...the weirdest dream ever. With Mr. Michaelis and fingers and-" Alois started.

"Oh, that's alright. Save it. What happens in your dreams, stays in your dreams," Ciel cut him off.

"You evil asshole, are you telling me to abandon my dreams?" Alois asked humorously, pulling all his clothes off.

"Ah! Warn me first, I'm not fond of random dick flashes in the morning," Ciel said covering his eyes as Alois changed into some skimpy underwear that Ciel wondered if he was just getting into the stripper mood or if, you know, those were just his regulars.

"So uh, do you, uh...remember anything?" Alois asked curiously.

"What, kissing half-naked and practically dry humping last night? If that, then, yes," Ciel said with a smirk.

Alois stared at him, shocked. He smirked, like smirked... Alois thought to himself, "that devilish asshole, he knows what he does to me. Was he even...that drunk?"

•••••••{Toboso High}•••••••

Ciel and Alois strutted through the hallway. Ciel gave an occasional twirl and Alois followed his lead, looking a hell of lot less innocent than him.

It didn't take long for them to attract a crowd. But just moments after, they both got distracted by a high pitch squeal.

"C-Ciel! What are you wearing? I-I can't believe this, or you! You disgust me! And ew, look at you! How fitting. A glorified whore, you should just sew a red 'A' to your...whatever the hell it is!" Elizabeth fussed.

"Tch! Bitch!" Ciel said, slapping her hard on her cheek. That girl just never learns. Ciel turned to Alois quickly, "oh, shit! I just did that, didn't I?"

They stared at eachother and Alois nodded slowly. The blonde checked behind him, everyone was gathered in a circle chanting, "fight!"

"Oh my god, run!"

They both knew there was no way out of this.

•••••••••{END}••••••••••

Ciel's got those moves like jagger lol and Alois knew what the hell he was doing putting on a movie as scary as that...not to mention the alcohol...bad Alois! Am I the only one who thinks Ciel's gone off the deep end. I mean, if Alois thinks you've gone crazy then, damn.

Every once in a while (before this chapter) I wonder why I made this story rated M and then I remembered, I'm a perv with a badmouth. Can you tell?

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