Chapter 2
Hey USA and welcome to my Ninjago Truth or Dare show . Now let the toturing begin! MUUUHHHHAAAAA!
Me: hello everyone and welcome to my Truth or Dare show *snaps my fingers and the characters from Ninjago appears*
Zane: Where the hell are we!?
Me: You're in my Truth or Dare show bro
Zane: WHAT?! YOU'RE THE FREAKIN' HOST OF THIS SHOW?!
Me: You know it bro now let the toture begin HAHAHAHAHA!
The Ninja: *groans* oh no
Me: Now we have dares and truths from me and I dare Kai to jump off a canyon
Kai: WHAT?! ARE YOU FUCKIN' CRAZY WHY MEEEEE!
Me: Don't make me shoot you with my bazooka bitch! *points my bazooka at Kai*
Kai: Fine *goes to the Grand Canyon and jumps off it* AAAAHHHH! I HATE THAT BITCH CRYSTAL!
Me: That was fun now Cole has to punch Jay every 5 minutes
Cole: YES THANK YOU!
25 mintues later….
Jay: *has bruises all over his face*
Me: Well that was fun to watch now Gramy has to rip Wu's beard off
Gramy: *grins* my pleasure *grab Wu's beard and rips it off*
Wu: *screams in pain* MY BEAUTIFUL BEARD GOOOONNNEEE!
Me: *laughing my ass off then wipes a tear off then clams down* hahaha oh man that felt so good and the final dare is from my sister she dares Lloyd to eat the soup that I made *frowns* sure hope he likes my soup
Lloyd: That doesn't sound to bad
Me: YAY finaly someone wants to eat my home-made soup *goes into the kitchen and makes the soup*
15 minutes later….
Me: *pours the soup into the bowl happily and gives it to Lloyd smiling* here you go Lloyd enjoy
Lloyd: *eats the soup* wow it's FREAKIN' GOOD what's in it
Me: oh just the regular things like carrots, peas, tomatoes, rat guts, horse crap and human eyeballs
Lloyd: *spits out the soup* WHAT?! *runs to the bathroom and washes his mouth with soap*
Colosso: where did you get human eyeballs?
Me: well I usually I get them from the dead bodies I dig up from the the coffins in the cemetery I make sure they're always fresh but still nobody likes my soup *frowns*
Colosso: 0_0 OK? *thinking in his head* wow my girlfriend is a little creepy lucky that those things made the soup taste good
Well that's all for today and I promise to make a longer chapter and remember kids don't piss off a grizzly bear
Lol: Feed the overlord to the sharks
Overlord: HEY!
Colosso: Never put your head in a lion's mouth
Amber: Throw My Little Pony dolls in Kai's room
Kai: *squeals* YAY I LUV MY LITTLE PONY THANK YOU!
4 of us: And love Ninjago foreva'!