Chapter 3
Hey guys we're back with more pissing off
Me: we're back baby
The ninja: *groans*
Me, Colosso, Lol and Amber: *blow them up with our bazookas and AK47s
Me: we got 2 dares from realgoldninja the first one is *blushes* Kai has to kiss me for an hour infront of my boyfriend
Colosso: WHAT?!
Kai: thank u realgoldninja I'm all set baby *kisses Crystal*
1 hour later…
Me and Kai: *blushes like mad*
Kai: that was amazing
Me: Yeah it kinda was
Colosso: *in a room cussing his face off while growling*
Me: *doesn't know where Colosso is* hey Lol where's Colosso?
Lol: he's in a room growling and cussing his ass off
Me: *walks into the room where Colosso is* Colosso are u ok?
Colosso: *still growling and cussing*
Me: *sighs and kisses colosso and starts making out with him*
Colosso: *wrap his arm around crystal while making out with her*
At the studio…
Lol: where's Crystal?!
Amber: I saw her in a room making out with Colosso I tried calling her but she won't listen
Lol: guess we're the hosts for now
Amber: oooh oooh I'll read them, the second dare is also from realgoldninja she wants to kill Kai and feed him to the golden dragon
Kai: WHAT?!
Lol: now let's welcome realgoldninja come on in realgoldninja
Realgoldninja: Hey guys *looks at Kai grinning* ready to get feeded to the golden dragon fire dork?
Kai: never u mother fucker
20 minutes of intense fighting later
Lol: realgoldninja wins
Realgoldninja: *feeds the Kai to the golden dragon*
Golden dragon: *swallows Kai whole*
Realgoldninja: well that was fun see ya' later guys
Me: *walks in the studio* feeling better honey?
Colosso: *blushes* yeah
Me: so what did I miss?
Amber: Kai got feeded to the golden dragon
Me: cool now we have dares from Peytonholloway 11 the first one is Zane has to run around Ninjago in his boxers screaming the sky is falling like a maniac *pats my bro's back* so sorry bro
In Ninjago city…..
Zane: *running in his boxers and screaming like a maniac* THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!
Random guy: oh my overlord *starts running like a maniac*
At the studio…..
Everyone: * watching Zane on a 100 inch flat screen TV and laughing our asses off* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
Zane: *walks into the studio tired and panting* u have ruined my life *faints*
Me: the second dare is Kai has to propose to an elephant and get married
Kai: *walks in with dragon barf all over himself*
Everyone: eeewww
Me: guess what Kai u have to propose to an elephant and get married
Kai: WHY MEEEEE!
Me: drama king -_-
At the zoo…..
Kai: *walks in to the elephant's cage and kneels down to a random elephant* will u marry me?
Little girl: daddy what's wrong with that man?
Daddy: he's a nut job dear
Elephant: *stomps on Kai*
Kai: *groans in pain*
Everyone: *watching through my 100 inch TV* HAHAHAHAHA XD
Amber: I'll call the ambulance
Me: the third dare is Cole has to jump in 20,000,000 tons of dragon crap
Cole: WWHHHHYYYY?!
Me: we have another drama king now do it or I'll kill u
Cole: *gulps* fine but where are we gonna find 20,000,000 tons of dragon crap?
Me: oh that the ultra dragon just made a super massive mess on the apartment of Ninjago city
Cole: ok?
In Ninjago city…..
Cole: *founds the dragon crap and jumps in*
The people in Ninjago city: eeeewww
Little boy: Mommy why is that emo guy jumping in dragon poop
Mommy: oh that's because he's a nut job son
Little boy: oh no wonder why emo people are so weird
Cole: I'm not fucking emo!
At the studio…..
Cole: *walks in with dragon crap all over himself*
Everyone else: *cover our noses* eeeww
Amber: u should go take 9 or 10 showers dude and the bathroom is to ur left
Cole: ok thanks *walks into the bathroom and takes a shower*
Me: the fourth dare is Jay has to pee on Nya to "mark his territory"
Nya: *blushes like crazy*
Jay: I'M NOT DOING THAT!
Me: do it bitch don't make me rip ur heart out
Jay: fine *pulls his pants down and pees on Nya* I'm sorry
Garmadon: *covers Lloyd's eyes*
Nya: *slaps Jay*
Jay: now Nya is my territory no one can touch her mostly specialy Cole
Cole: hey
Kai: *beats the hell out of Jay* don't u dare do that to my sis again
Jay: *groans in pain*
Me: man that was fun now the fifth dare is Wu has to throw all his tea into the dragon's mouth and never have tea again
Wu: NOOOOO NOT MA' TEA ANYTHING BUT MA' TEA
Me: we now have a third drama king now do it NOW!
Wu: *hugs and kisses his tea pot* good bye my lovely after all the memories we have *throws all of his tea in the dragon's mouth and runs back to the studio crying*
Me: drama king and the final dare of the day is that Gramy has to say he doesn't love Misako anymore and ignore her for the rest of the chapter
Gramy: NOOOO!
Me: the fourth drama king
Gramy: Misako I don't love u anymore
Misako: what? NOOOO! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO WITH HIM! *kneels down crying*
Gramy: *ignores her but inside he's crying*
Me: HAHAHAHA well that's all for today and remember kids don't let ur younger siblings eat ur homework
Amber: don't steal anyone's boyfriend or girlfriend
Colosso: buy My Little Pony tasers to tase off My Little Pony fans
Kai: WHHHYYY?! THEY'RE CUTE AND WHAT'S WRONG BEING A MY LITTLE PNY FAN?!
Lol: Blow up JB, his house and his fans out
All 4 of us: And love Ninjago till the day u die
A shout out to Roxy Emeralds I'll do ur dares in the next chapter and please R&R