HEY GUUUUUUUUYS! I just want to send a thank you out to The-Music-Loving-Anime-tard. THANK YOU SO MUCHNESS! Why am I thanking her? Go read her new story; "Reality or Insanity?" and then you'll know why. So, here's a birthday present from me, to The-Music-Loving-Anime-tard!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Crysta.
I sighed and turned to my partner, Zetsu. We were the spy team, as Hidan put it. "How much longer until we go home?" I asked. Zetsu sighed. "She's more annoying than Tobi. She's just a little impatient. This is our guy, go kill him." Zetsu said. I grabbed my katana and swung over the side. "Woo-hoo!" I cheered as I dropped down on the guy.
~About an hour later~
I dinked back home along with Zetsu. As happy as a tornado in a trailer park. Hahahahahhahahaha. What's a trailer? I don't know. ANYWAYS. We went back into the base and took a shower. I walked out of the shower, fully clothed and clean. I stepped out of my room and walked to Pein and Konan's office to see what they wanted when I tripped over a lump on the floor.
"Watch where your walking, brat." The lump said. "Watch where your sitting, codger!" I said. He sighed and went back to staring at a picture sadly.
"Whatcha' lookin' at?" I asked and looked at the picture. It was of a pretty girl with blond and brown hair and blue eyes. "She's pretty! Who is she? Your grand daughter?" I asked. "My ex- girlfriend." He said. I stared. "She broke up with me two months ago." He said. I stood and slapped him. "What the hell?"
"Two months? TWO MONTHS? It's time to move on! Look for a new girlfriend! When my ex left me, it took me two WEEKS to get over it!" I yelled at him. I grabbed his wrist. "Wha- where are you taking me?" He asked as I dragged him along. "To my laptop. I'm going to find you a date." I said. "A date?" He asked. I nodded. "I've got a lot of single friends. You might like one." I said. I dragged him strait to my room. "Look, girl-" He started. "The name's Rae. Learn it for when you thank me." I said.
"Look, Rae. I don't think I'm ready for a new relationship." He said. "You sure as hell are!" I said and made him sit in my extra chair. I signed into facebook and looked at al my friends. "Here we go! Let's try Nyisha. She's a daredevil, but, she's pretty cool when you get to know her." I said. He shrugged. "May as well, your going to make me anyways." He said. I grinned. "By the way, I never caught your name." I said. "It's Kakuzu." He said. "Oh, your Hidan's partner." I said. Right on cue, Hidan came parading in.
"Convert to Jashinism!" He yelled. I pulled a pistol and fired about five times. And I didn't miss once. "Go to hell, I'm busy." I said. "Come on, bitch, convert!" He said. I stood and turned. "I'M ALREADY A FUCKING JASHINIST! NOW I'M BUSY SO GET OUT OF MY ROOM BEFORE YOU BECOME MY NEXT SACRIFICE!" I yelled. Hidan had a dark spot on his pants over his crotch. Kakuzu snickered. Hidan scampered out of my room and I sat back down. "Now, where were we?" I said and typed a message to Nyisha. "Hey! Are you still single?" I typed. "Rae-Chan!" Tobi yelled as he ran in. Evil clouds formed around me and I slowly turned to Tobi who was shaking.
"I'm busy right now, Tobi. Be a good boy and go play with sempai." I said. "Okay, Rae-Chan." Tobi said and darted out. Bing! Said the message box. Indicating Nyisha had messaged me back. "What did she say?" Kakuzu said. I looked. "Nope, I'm with Eric. Y?" She said. Kakuzu was bummed. I patted his shoulder. "Oh. One of new needs a new date and I thought you'd work, but, never mind I'll ask some one else." I said. I scrolled through names. "How about my cousin, Rachel?" I said and sent Rachel a message. Bing! "Yeah, just got out of my relationship with Kurt." "Meet me and my new friend at Starbucks? I think you might LIKE him." "Is he cute?" "Sure." "OK!" I turned to Kakuzu. "Get ready. Your first date is in five minutes." I said.
~Later~
"Okay, so Rachel wasn't the best choice." I said as Kakuzu shook harshly. "No shit." He said. I turned back to the laptop. "Hmmm… Yukari's been single for a while now. Maybe she'd like you." I said and sent a message to Yukari. "Looks like we'll be going to the ice cream shop." I said.
~Later~
"So Yukari wasn't right either. We can try again!" I said and messaged a few other friends. I had a feeling this was going to take a while. A long, long, long while. I looked over my sent back messages and wrote down different times and places. "Okay, first we'll go to the park to meet Kay. Then if that doesn't work, we'll try meeting Miko at the zoo. If that doesn't work, we'll try Katsuya at the smoothie shop. If not Katsuya, we'll try May at the Zen gardens." I said and we walked out the door.
~Later again~
We sat down at the park. This was going no where fast. "Alright, I'll admit it. I have creepy friends. But, I think I can-" I started. "NO! No more of your friends! No more set ups! Just leave me alone!" he said. I stared. I sighed. "I hate my life." We said in unison.
"Rae! Oh, my Jashin it is you!" I heard some one call. I looked up at my approaching friend. "Crysta? Oh, my Jashin it's been forever!" I said. "Waka…" she said, glaring at me. "Laka." I said. She glompped me and I hugged her back.
"What have you been up to?" She asked me. "I've been trying to find this cranky codger a new girlfriend but, it's been a big fail all day." I said and pointed to Kakuzu. Their eyes met and I saw some thing. "Oh? Did we seriously over look the right girl? I think so, Inner Rae. I think so. Next time, we go to Crysta first. No, I want to see if this will work out." My inner conversation went.
"Hi, I'm Crysta. Rae is my best friend." Crysta said. "I'm Kakuzu. I work with Rae. Sort of." He said. She giggled. A plan devised in my head. "Hey, Crysta. How about you and Kakuzu meet at The Lotus for dinner tomorrow?" I suggested. "Oh? Will you be there?" She asked. I shook my head. "No, today is my last day off. But, you two enjoy your selfs!" I said. Crysta looked sick. "Meet you there?" Kakuzu asked. She nodded. "Coolie-o! Come on, Kakuzu, before Leader-sama flips. Bye Crysta!" I said and we scampered off. I don't know about you, but, I feel pretty darn proud of myself.
AYUKAZI: NOTHER CLIFFIE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
KITTY: And this is why we call you demon.
AYUKAZI: So we should change our name to Demon and Kitty?
KITTY: No
AYUKAZI: Fine. Tune in next time!
KITTY: For the conclusion of "Putting the Pieces Together."
AYUKAZI AND KITTY: And happy birthday to The-Music-Loving-Anime-tard!