A Trip to Disney

(God... just...help me.)

Chapter 3: Around the World in One day.

(Forget 80 we're bent for time.)

Part 1

"Where has my heart gone
an uneven trade for the real world
Oh I... I want to go back to
Believing in everything and knowing nothing at all"

-Evanescence "Field of Innocence"

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! I jerked my head up from the cozy position I had it in on the table, as I answered the door. "What?" I said angrily, I'd probably just been sleep for a little while, but then again I'm sure everyone is grumpy when they're woken up by angry pounding on the door, "we've got the room service ordered by a mister Erik Phantom." said the overly cheery Disney employee.

I was just about to tell that guy to get lost before Erik bounded up behind me. "That's mine!" he said.

"Great! That'll be $14.17." The man said, handing over the covered tray. Erik smiled and handed the guy a huge wad of cash. The man tipped his hat and left, 'Good, no unnecessary bloodshed.' Nailbunny said happily.

I turned to see Erik running to wake all the boys up as I slowly crept into the girl's room. I know this makes me sound like a creeper, but since I never sleep I'm the perfect person to wake everyone else up. I just had to make sure I didn't make noise.

First was Jordan...All I had to do was whisper, "They're coming to take me away, ha ha. They're coming to take me away, ho ho. Hee hee ha ha to the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time. And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats. THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAHA!" needless to say it worked like a charm. She shot up like a cork from a fresh Champaign bottle, (btw, I don't drink. I've just been in places where people do.) And gave me her "angry face". "You can be angry later; I need to wake everyone else up." I said.

Jordan sighed, "Fine, but when they're all up, I'll yell at you." she whispered.

I nodded, not wanting to be chewed out by a kid six years younger than I was. I ended up having to POKE Laura over and over until she would stop giggling and get up.

When I went to wake up Sarah I just almost resorted to poking before she said something, "Don't. Bother." she muttered, pushing the covers off of her body which was clad in an orange and grey tank top, blue jeans, and socks.

Sarah's POV

Yea, I'd woken up about two hours earlier by some kid screeching at their parents that they wanted to have hot chocolate because it was surprisingly mild out and would be all week.

I just imagined dunking the kid in a shark tank with bloody meat strapped to him as I got myself up and dressed. Anyway, I listened to Jordan yell at Nny without restraint as I headed to the guy's room to wake Squee up. When I got in there, Erik was sitting at Squee's side "Really? I can eat all of this?" Squee asked

"Of course. It's all for you."

*Pause as the author has a Squee fit!*

Later

We'd arrived at Epcot and had ridden both of the front rides in a blur. And we'd come to the World showcase. In Mexico, I had to translate what everyone was saying as well as Erik making rapid Spanish comments on the river ride, and Nny stabbing all of the piñatas only to realize they were empty.

Basically things only got interesting when we reached the France pavilion. "It's just like home!" Erik exclaimed.

"Ok, since it's about time to have a snack, let's stop in the pastry store." I said, looking around the group, everyone was there except for... "Wait, where's Nny?" I asked them.

Squee spoke up; putting his small bit of Shmee's stuffing back into his pocket and pointed to where the two evil stepsisters from Cinderella stood on boxes insulting people.

Clearly visible was Johnny shouting "HEY! YOU MUST'VE READ AT LEAST ONE OF MY 'HAPPY NOODLE BOY' COMICS! YOU'RE DOING WHAT HE DOES!"

I ran up to him, "Nny, I told you that not everyone who stands on boxes insulting others reads 'Happy Noodle Boy'." I said, panting slightly at the fact that I'm a little out of shape and was running on fumes at that particular moment.

"But I'm waiting for the fun part!" He complained.

"Hey, kid," Started Pricilla, "You go and take your WACKY friend with you!"

Uh oh, this could be bad...Johnny looked at her, full of rage, "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?" He screeched

"She just called you wacky, so what?" Anastasia replied.

"WACKY? WHAT KIND OF WORD IS THAT,'WACKY'? I HATE THAT WORD! FEW OTHER WORDS ARE AS EXCRUCIATINGLY STUPID! OF ALL THE _-LANCING WORDS! WITHOUT FAIL, EVERY TIME I LEAVE MY HOUSE IT'S AS IF I'VE GIVEN UP MY EVERY RIGHT TO BE LEFT ALONE AND TREATED WITH RESPECT! LIKE YOU THINK I AM THE WAY I AM BECAUSE I ENJOY THE INCESSANT GAWKING OF STRANGERS! AS IF I'M A DISPLAY FOR YOU AND YOU FIND IT NESSISARY TO COMMENT ON MY APPEARANCE! NOT ONLY THAT BUT YOU USED THE WORD 'WACKY'!" Johnny yelled at the top of his lungs.

At this point, I just restrained him and had to drag the raving homicidal maniac away from the staring crowd as he was screaming "I'LL SHOW YOU 'WACKY'! I'L SHOW YOU WACKY!"

Once inside the pastry store, he just panted heavily, as all our friends proceeded to stare. "Are you done raving now?" I asked.

He nodded as I released him from my grasp. "What'd he do?" Roxas asked as Nny stood up.

"He was screaming at the wicked step-sisters for using the buzz word." I said whispering the last part.

"Oooooooh." Roxas said along with Zuko who was just as interested as Roxas.

Nny returned from the pastry counter with about a dozen strawberry jam éclairs and a plastic Spork, managing to grab both of the boys by the scuffs of their necks, "We need to talk." He said, Erik and Squee following eagerly behind with their own pastries.

Johnny's POV

I was pretty sure that if Sarah hadn't stepped in, I probably would have done what happened at the taco hell I'd been to when that other lady called me wacky. I pulled out the first éclair and began to stabbing the pastry to satisfy my bloodlust.

That is, until something else caught my attention, "You going to ask her soon or what?" Zuko said.

I brought myself out of my stabbity trance as I noticed Zuko and Erik staring Roxas down while Squee looked around in a fashion that expressed all too well that he didn't know what was going on. "What?" I asked, looking to them.

Roxas looked down, blushing really hard, as Erik answered the question himself by snatching something from Roxas's pocket and handing it to me. It was a small elaborately designed ring with a deep blue gem set into it. "Um, that's nice and all, but I'm not gay." I said, pushing the ring back. Roxas looked up at me with anger, "It's for Sarah!" he said.

"Ok, point taken." I said.

"I...I've been wanting to propose to Sarah ever since I got my wish granted by Genie in Agrabah." he said as if he was ashamed of his feelings.

"Well, I suggest you do it before it's too late." I replied.

"What do you mean?" he asked shyly.

"Well, I liked this girl named Devi a while back. We almost kissed, but I messed it up... Really badly. I don't want to see that happen again, even if it's not me." I stated

"What happened?" Zuko asked.

"Let's just say 'Witty closing remarks were replaced by severe hemorrhaging and head trauma." I said.

"Alright, I'll do it!" Roxas said.

After that, we headed to the China pavilion where in the restaurant, we saw a man with fuzzy blonde hair, "Hello, all," He started, putting down his box of noodles, "I was starting to feel left out."

Wow, first appearance of David from Lost Boys! Sweet! Review and comment! Part 2 will come soon!