The Hulk isn't going to kill my husband
A.N. Hello! So this is the chapter before everything goes titts up and the Helicarrier goes boom! Enjoy!
And remember, don't make the Hulk angry!
MicroSpider XD
In the lab, Stark and Dad were working on the device to find the Tesseract
"The gamma readings are definitely consistent with Selvig's reports on the Tesseract. But it's gonna take weeks to process," Dad told Stark.
"If we bypass their mainframe and direct a reroute to the Homer cluster, we can clock this around six hundred teraflops," Tony suggested.
What the hell, is a teraflop!
Dad chuckled to himself, "All I packed was a tooth brush."
"You know, you should come by Stark Towers sometime. Top ten floors, all R and D. You'd love it, it's candy land," Tony shrugged moving over to were Dad and I stood.
Dad smiled slightly, "Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke...Harlem."
Tony moved in between the both of us, "Well, I promise a stress free environment. No tension. No surprises."
Suddenly Stark poked us with electrical shock devices.
"Ow!" Dad yelped as I yelled, "Shit!"
Stark moved in front of us staring at us intently.
"Nothing?" he asked disappointedly.
Steve marched in through the doors, "Hey! Are you nuts?"
Tony ignored him, looking at the both of us
"You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?"
Do I look like I smoke weed?
Cap glared at Stark, "Is everything a joke to you?"
Tony shrugged, "Funny things are."
"Threatening the safety of everyone on this ship isn't funny. No offense, doctor, Ma'am," he looked sheepishly at me.
"No, it..it's alright. I wouldn't have come aboard if I couldn't handle pointy things," Dad fiddled with something.
I moved around the bench, "I only loose control of her if I'm 100% pissed off, otherwise I can Hulk out without issues anytime any place," I snorted at Starks disappointed face.
Tony decided that I wasn't any fun and turned to Dad, "You're tiptoeing, big man. You need to strut."
Steve flared his nostrils, "And you need to focus on the problem, Mr. Stark."
"You think I'm not? Why did Fury call us and why now? Why not before? What isn't he telling us. I can't do the equation unless I have all the variables."
Suddenly it was like I was invisible.
"You think Fury's hiding something?" Steve asked Tony curiously.
"He's a spy. Captain, he's the spy. His secrets have secrets. Much like China-May does," all three men eyed me suspiciously.
Crap...
Maybe less invisible and more translucent...
"We're telling you all that you need to kn-" I tried to explain, only to be cut off.
"It's bugging him too, isn't it?" Stark trusted a finger at Dad.
"Uh...I just wanna finish my work here and..." Dad kept his head down.
"Doctor?" Steve prompted.
"'A warm light for all mankind to share', Loki's jab at Fury about the cube," Dad removed his glasses.
Steve shrugged, "I heard it."
Dad pointed to Stark, "Well, I think that was meant for you. Even if Barton didn't post that all over the news."
"The Stark Tower? That big ugly...building in New York?" Tony glared at Steve.
Suck it up Stark!
"It's powered by Stark Reactors, self sustaining energy source. That building will run itself for what, a year?" Dad asked.
Tony semi-shrugged, nodding, "That's just the prototype. I'm kind of the only name in clean energy right now."
Dad agreed, "So why didn't SHIELD bring him in on the Tesseract project? I mean, What are they doing in the energy business in the first place?"
"I should probably look into that once my decryption programme finishes breaking into all of SHIELD's secure files," Tony stated.
"WHAT?" I yelled at him, I knew my eyes flashed green, my finger tips we're tinted green, "I'm sorry, did you say...?"
Tony smirked at me, "Jarvis has been running it since I hit the bridge. In a few hours we'll know every dirty secret SHIELD has ever tried to hide."
I'm going to fucking kill him! And his twatting tower!
He pointed a bag of blueberry's in his hand towards Steve, "Blueberry?"
Steve declined, "Yet you're confused about why they didn't want you around?"
"An intelligence organization that fears intelligence? Historically not possible."
"I think Loki's trying to wind us up. This is a man who means to start a war, and if don't stay focused, he'll succeed. We have orders, we should follow them," Steve told him.
"Following is not really my style," he chucked a blueberry into his mouth
"And you're all about style, aren't you?" I hissed at him in anger.
"Of the people in this room, which one is; A) wearing a spangly outfit, and B) not of use?" he directed to Steve.
"Steve, tell me none of this smells a little funky to you?" Dad reasoned.
"Just find the cube," looking angry, Steve walked out of the lab.
Tony turned to me next, "And also who out of the people in this room; A) hasn't reported an issue to the Director, B) tried to stop the issue herself and C) not told her Daddy that she's married to the Director of SHIELD, who just happens to be older than him," Tony was giving me a shit eating grin.
Oh god. That motherfucking pantie sucking twat!
Yeah and so what Nick's older than my Dad!
Love beats age hands down!
As long as both people in the relationship are legal.
"I swear to god Stark I am going to kill you..." I spat at him.
He ignored me, "Married 3 years in two months right?"
I looked at my shell shocked Dad sheepishly, "I was going to tell you?"
His eye started to twitch.
I chuckled nervously, "Hahahaa... I've got to go report Stark..." I quickly ran put of the room; which is really hard in 6 inch booties.
Once I finally reached the Bridge I stopped running and opted to speed walk.
I hurried over to Nick, "Stark's ha-" he cut me off,
"Hacking into our systems? Yes I know lets go."
As we marched I told him about our little personal problem, "Stark told my Dad that we're married..."
He stopped briefly, "Stark? We're screwed" he stated.
I sighed, "Dad's eye started to twitch, that never was a good sign even before the Gamma Radiation incident."
"We can deal with it. Think positive. You're thirty years old, not thirteen. You're a grown woman who can make her own decisions."
Right. Okay. Positive.
The Hulk isn't going to kill my husband.
No.
No he isn't.
I'm going to use a rusty spoon to chop of Stark's balls while he sleeps.
Yes.
Yes I am.
He better sleep with both eyes open.