Smashing's fun!

A.N. Enjoy SMASHING!

I UNDERSTAND WHY HULK DOES IT NOW! IT'S FUN!

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Dad had managed to explain our 'condition' to the Security guard, who was really nice and lent me an old phone while Dad wondered around the warehouse to find some form of transport.

I quickly dialed the number I needed and it picked up on the first ring, "Agent Maria Hill speaking, Commander Banner is currently unavailable, I'll to take a message."

"Hill, I'm really not in the FUCKING MOOD! Put Nick on the phone, NOW!" I yelled at the woman, she pissed me off so much and I'm really hungry.

On the end of the line I heard a gasp then a huff, a whole lot of shuffling and then it stopped, "China?" Nick's voice came over.

I sighed in relief, "Yeah it's me baby, I'm with my Dad. We're fine, what's happening now?"

"Loki escaped, Stark, Rogers, Barton, Romanoff and Thor are in New York fighting off an extraterrestrial attack, can you get there?" He asked me. That second my Dad entered beside me, wheeling in an old motorcycle.

I smiled, "Tell Stark we'll be there soon. I love you baby," I told him, my Dad's face paled when he realized who I was talking to.

"I love you too, try not to get yourself killed," he chuckled quietly.

I rolled my eyes, "I got shot at from a plane then fell from the sky. I think I'll be okay."

"Shit..." He muttered under his breath, "Baby, they need you. There's a giant armored space worm, they can't break through the shell," he said hurriedly.

A giant armored space worm? Just when I thought things couldn't get any weirder.

I ran over to Dad, "Okay,we'll be there soon..." Then the line was cut off.

Dad climbed on the motorcycle first and I got on behind, then placed the phone on the floor, "Giant armored space worm, we need to smash it," I told him, then we took off.

Turns out we weren't as far away as previously thought and we managed to find Captain America, Hawkeye, Black Widow and Thor pretty easily.

Looks like we got Barton back AFTER HE SHOT ME AND MY HUSBAND!

But I can't hold a grudge, it wasn't him. If it had been, then there would have been a world of pain going his way!

We stopped and got off the motorcycle, "So, this all seems horrible," Dad said, gesturing to the ruins of builds and fires.

Natasha looked at us, sporting a busted lip, "I've seen worse."

"Sorry," Dad apologized for our alter ego's actions on the Helicarrier.

Nat smiled slightly, "No, we could use a little worse."

Steve pressed his ear under his headwear, "Stark, we got them, Banner and Fury, just like you said."

We watched as Iron Man drew the giant worm ship towards us.

I get what he meant. It's giant, armored, space-y and looks like a spazy worm.

"I-I don't see how that's a party," Nat stuttered out, staring at the worm wide eyed.

Dad gave me a look and we started to walk toward the worm, "Dr. Banner, ma'am, now might be a good time for you to get angry."

"That's the secret, Captain," Dad started.

I smiled, "We're always angry."

We transformed into our Hulk's and smashed the giant worm head on with our fists.

It's armor started to fall off and Stark shot a lazer at a soft spot, making it blow.

Because I really needed alien blood matting my hair. But even I've got to admit that, that, was fucking awesome!

"Guy," Nat spoke slowly, looking up at the blue beam of a portal.

Then we watched as hundreds more giant worm ships and metal faced dudes that must be the chitauri entered through.

We all turned in on ourselves and I noticed we we're in a circle, even Hulk who seemed to understand the threat.

They all looked up at me expectantly, well I am the one most likely in charge, but not during and alien arm attack, not my thing.

I stared down at Steve, "Call it, Captain."

He nodded, "Alright, listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, we're gonna use containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or your turn it to ash."

Clint turned to Stark, "Wanna give me a lift?"

Tony moved behind Barton, "Right. Better clench up, Legolas," Stark then lifted Barton up to the building.

Nice, Tony. Lord of The Rings reference.

"Thor, you've gotta try and bottleneck that portal, slow them down. You've got the lightning, light the bastards up," Cap directed Thor who swung Mjölnir and flew off, "You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here," Nat nodded, then he turned to me and Hulk, "And Hulks. Smash."

Hulk gave me a grin which I returned and we launched ourselves onto opposite buildings and started to smash the chitauri.

Y'know I see why Hulk does this so much.

Smashing's fun!