A Hulk Sandwich

A.N. I'm sorry! I've had serious writers block on some of my stories and this chapter is probably awful but I was stuck and I needed to get the ball rolling again! My motivation was the Foo Fighters album Wasting Light, I love the song Arlandria.

HULK SMASH!

MicroSpider XD

We fought and fought and it felt like we were never going to be able to defeat them. They kept coming. Every time we tore apart one lot another set came flying down.

The worst part was that new crews had set up to film everything!

What part of Alien Invasion, did they not understand!

The things people do for a good news story...

I grabbed another Chitauri, smashing it into the sidewalk once before tearing it's head off and grabbing another.

Cap and Nat had been fighting the nearest to me, but Natasha had been launched onto a Chitauri chariot to see if she could stop the Tesseract, even though we all knew that shutting down the Tesseract would be virtually impossible.

Suddenly Steve was struck down and I ran towards him, only for Thor to land beside him and help him out, "You ready for another bout?" Thor asked him, nodding to me as I stopped next to them.

"What, you gettin' sleepy?" Steve joked, wheezing slightly.

Steve put his fingers to the Com in his ear, "Do it!" He shouted eagerly.

"What's happening?" I asked him.

Steve looked at me, "Romanoff can close the portal."

"Stark, these things are still coming!" Cap protested into the Com, waiting for a moment, "Stark, you know that's a one way trip."

What the hell is happening? I need to get a Hulk sized Com made just for Shulkie purposes.

Suddenly Iron Man came flying over the buildings above us, holding a nuke.

My eyes widened and I turned back to the two men, "WHY THE HELL DOES STARK HAVE A NUKE?" I screamed in panic.

Cap shook his head, "I'm not sure."

"Fuck... I'm going to kill that entire bloody Council," I muttered, running towards the building in front and started to scale it.

I bet it was the Council and I'd be surprised if wasn't. They were always trying to find an excuse to get rid of me.

"Lady China-May where are you going?" Thor called after me.

I turned my head, still climbing, "I'm going to give him a soft landing," I yelled down to them as Stark disappeared through the portal.

As I reached the top I ran as fast as I could to get close to the portal's general area.

I waited. Then the portal started to close but Stark hadn't come out. Cap must have given the word for Nat to close it.

That's when I saw him. The red and gold wasn't to hard to spot and it was falling at an increasing rate.

Tony, I praise you for picking outrageous colors to fly around in.

I ran as fast as I could, my feet pounding across the debris then launching myself into midair. My large hand closing around his arm, curling him into my body for protection as we fell.

Then I heard a heavy feet and a loud roar before my own body was encased in a large pair of green arms.

Tony was in, what can only be described as, a Hulk Sandwich.