Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in Up the Academy other than Cameron and her 'unmentioned' family.

Hayden/ readers: I appreciate the fact that I could make you laugh/smile. But I'm sorry it took so long to update . :VVVV I've had a little trouble thinking of what to happen next. BUT HERE IT IS! FFFFFFFASDFGHJKL! I hope I'll be able to make you guys piss yourself with uncontrollable laughter with the next chapters to come :3

Chapter 3

Eat Shit and Die

Cameron's POV

I'm awake…and alive? Holy crap…

Well it looks like I was able to survive the night, without Chooch trying to dismember any of my limbs. There must be someone actually looking out for m-…never mind. I just lifted the covers to my bed and…seriously what the hell? Everything but my bra and panties were gone.

Who the f-… that little ape. Just as soon as I find some clothes, I'm cutting off his Italian sausage with a paper cutter! Oh hay Hash is awake. Go get me some f***in clothes you lazy, perverted Arab! "HASH!" He jumped up in the air a mile high obviously not knowing I was awake.

"Where the flying f*** did Chooch put my clothes!" I completely covered myself in a blanket now, I looked like an Eskimo. "Good lord. So that's what he did last night…I just thought he was feeling you up. Anyways I have no idea he should be back so-" "Hey Muhammad, is Princess up yet?" Asdfghjkl. "If you don't give me my clothes back now you pedophile I will saw off your jewels with a plastic knife."

I could tell my eye's were on the verge of bleeding from staring at him so much. "Alright, alright," Chooch said walking up to me and putting his hands on my shoulders. "Listen, I'll bring back your clothes…if, you give me a little show." He looked up and down at the blanket which covered y body. I saw Hash's face turn into a sketchy grin and now- wtf? I'm blushing no f***ing way in-…woops.

Somehow, gravity pulled my foot up and it kicked Chooch in the skittles…I wonder how that happened :3 Who cares? He's on the ground now and squealing like a little girl. Good god. I won't even repeat what he just called me. Chivalry is dead you can tell….

Sorry it's so shorttttttt, but it's updated 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Next chapter, Dat ass Rodney comes to town ;33333;