Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in Up the Academy other than Cameron and her 'unmentioned' family.
For those of you who do not know what a 'Nerf Herder' is do me a favor and get some pop culture in your lives :V (Lolzzz just watch Star Wars ;3;)
Chapter 4
You…YOU NERF HERDER :VVVV
Cameron's POV
Life is tooooooooooo goooooooodddd. Because I'm related to my buttfucker of an uncle, I don't have to do this bull shit game, A.K.A. Soccer. Although I do feel bad, because Ike just took a nice dive into the mud and then got harassed by the coach, who apparently thought he was "white".
But the whole plus side to this, other than being a lazy fatass, is watching boys in tight shirts and small shorts run around in mud. Pure fetish fuel. What I wouldn't give to be that ball…
And the fantasy dies as soon as I hear the trumpets and, Leisman's sweet, sweet (not) voice.
"In exactly 29 days…and 14:00 hours, during parents weekend, there will of course be the annual Wyenburg Memorial Student Faculty Soccer Game." And the crowd goes wild. "I'll be playing for the faculty and, I'll be playing to win.
And I might add, the faculty has never lost." Oh hay look, it's the Duke of Douche. "And I'm sure, none of you think this'll be the first time." And there's the Duke's Jester kicking the soccer ball in the air. I really wish I could yell dick.
And of course the little troll kicks it into the goal. Jerk. Why are all the jerks so h- I mean disgusting. Long story short, Chooch kicked the ball in the air, Leisman caught it, Leisman kicked it, Hash ran after it, kicked it at Leisman's hea-I SAW THAT I SAW YOU (Ike) FLIP HIM OFF.
I see what you did there. Anyway Hash ate shit for taking stuff that wasn't his and hiding it in his hat. And then he had to clean the bathroom's with Oliver.
Currently, we're all back in the room. And they started talking about some little "pussy plan". "Maybe…Chooch could cover for us if we're not back in time?" Ike said.
"Hey look I ain't covering for anybody; you guys go over the wall, you take your own chances. Just leave me outta this." "Uhm, hello? I could do it, I'm Leismans niece but,
I'm not a bitch who'd ruin the closest friendship I've ever had." Yeahhh all of them except you Ch- Of course I'm basically in front of, a very shirtless Chooch, while he's sitting at the desk. So, he pulls me into his lap and say's, "So, I guess Princess, does like me after all." .
"I didn't know Cameron was interested in Guido's." That voice…I feel as though there's a sinister presence in the r- aw MOTHER F***ING C*** LICKING SON OF A B****. AW THIS IS JUST F***ING GREAT. THAT GOD DAMN NERF HERDER. AWWWWWW F********************.
"Hello Rodney, how does it feel to be a bastard?"
Nap time.