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Chapter 5
BLASPHEMY.
Cameron's POV
"You and I both know its not my fault my parents had sex in that broken elevator." …I think I'm blind. "I don't think we needed to here this." Chooch said not sounding too impressed, Ike and Hash started making faces, and…Oliver just left the room. Not the only way Rodney can clear a room…..
He introduced himself to everyone, then tried to claim Chooch's bed then the one belo- MINE :V "Hay screw off asswipe. My bed. Besides I know what you do to yours, you sick twisted avocado!" "We're do I sleep then?" "I don't know. It'd be easier to clean up the floor than out of a mattress!" I think everyone else in the room just lost their ears virginity. "It's not my fault I wet myself!" "Not my fault you look like a giant tub of lard!" And with that the raging bull has left the room.
"….you have some fucked up family girlie." I know Ike….I know.
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During 'dinner' Uncle Pussy and Dumbass Douche gave a show where they didn't know eachother. And the four boys left early to discuss something. That night I would lose all feeling within my brain and between my legs….