Author's Note: Song is Talk Dirty To Me by Jason Derulo ft 2 Chainz. All rights belong to Jason Derulo and 2 Chainz. All characters belong to DC comics.

Nightwing Singing

Cyborg walked up to the stage and handed Nightwing the sheet of paper, he nodded thanks and looked down at it.

"Looks like the first ones up are… Arsenal and Tempest!"

Arsenal stood up and pointed at Nightwing, "Hell no Boy Blunder! You started this so you sing the first song!"

The rest of the heroes laughed and began chanting 'Nightwing! Nightwing! Nightwing!'

Nightwing grinned and plugged in his flash drive to the machine clicking on a song. He turned his back to the audience as Cyborg dimmed the lights and put disco lights on instead. The music started and the whole room quieted down.

"Jason… Jason Todd."

Jason facepalmed as he heard Nightwing change the lyrics to better suit the crowd. Nightwing looked over his shoulder at him and winked.

"Get jazzy on it. On the flight that you get on, international. First class seat on my lap girl, riding comfortable."

Nightwing turned around, shaking his hips to the beat of the song, he winked at all the girls in the room in turn. He turned to Starfire and blew her a kiss.

"'Cause I know what the girl them need, New York to Haiti. I got lipstick stains on my passport, you make it hard to leave!"

He turned around and shook his booty for the audience, getting catcalls from some of the women. Wonder Woman leaned over to Shayera whispering, "that bottom is delish. I never noticed before!"

Shayera grinned at her and cupped her hand around her mouth, "THAT ASS! WOO HOO!" John grimaced as Nightwing turned to her and blew a kiss.

"Been around the world, don't speak the language. But your booty don't need explaining."

"No yours does not need the explanation!" Kori shouted.

"All I really need to understand is when you, talk dirty to me. Talk dirty to me! Talk dirty to me! Get jazzy on it!"

Nightwing stepped of the stage and started walking around the room, stopping once he reached Batman and wrapped his arms around Batman's neck.

"You know the words to my songs, no habla ingles. Our conversations ain't long, but you know what is." He winked at Wonder Woman who blushed, before jumping and letting go of Batman when he felt his left buttcheek being pinched. He walked to the Titan's table, away from Shayera's large grin and John's mortified face.

He jumped on the table, "I know what the girl them want, Jump to Gotham. I got lipstick stains on my passport, I think I need a new one!"

The Titans cheered him as he sang the next chorus, laughing as their friend did sexy hip movements along with the words. He forgoed the rap part and danced on the table, somehow finding a way to make it seem like there was a pole there.

He jumped off the table and walked back to the stage, "Been around the world, don't speak the language. But your booty don't need explaining, all I really need to understand is, when. You, Talk. Dirty. To. Me!" He dropped the microphone as he ended the song and bowed to the crowd who all applauded him and the women quietly wiped the drool off their mouths and clapped for him.

Jason crossed his arms at the table, "Showpony."

Arsenal grabbed Tempest, "Garth! I cannot follow that!"

"Roy, we will be fine. It's just all in good fun."

"I have an idea!"