Author's Note: Song is I'm So Excited by The Pointer Sisters. All rights belong to the Pointer Sisters. All characters owned by DC Comics
Cyborg singing
A green mouse crawled into Raven's cloak as she glared at Cyborg, "I swear if it is the Pointer Sisters I will send you to Trigon."
Cyborg just grinned and started the music to the song, "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen. Tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in this time and show me some affection. We're goin' for those pleasures in the night."
Every Titan groaned when they heard the opening lyrics to the song, which was by the Pointer Sisters. They all turned to look at Nightwing.
"I will give him three stanzas before the microphone 'malfunctions'," he said in quotations. The Titans nodded with relieved looks on their faces and went back to watching Cyborg sing and dance to his favorite band.
"I want to love you, feel you, and wrap myself around you! I want to squeeze you, please you. I just can't get enough and if you move real slow. I'll let it go!"
The Titans all grimaced as they realized that the chorus was coming up. Raven wordlessly manifested earplugs and stuffed them into her ears.
"Raven give me some! I'm dying!" Changeling begged her when he saw that.
"No, he is your best friend, deal with it."
Cyborg closed his eyes and belted out the chorus, "I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!"
Nightwing looked towards Tempest, Jason, and Arsenal who all nodded at him with desperate looks on their faces. The four of them leapt up onto the stage and yanked the microphone away from Cyborg and shut off the song. Nightwing cradled the microphone as Tempest and Jason held down Cyborg while Arsenal paused the music. Every Titan breathed a sigh in relief as the torture ended. Wonder Woman stood up with shock all over her face, "Nightwing! That is very rude! It does not matter if he is an awful singer or if the song was awful, he should be allowed to sing!"
"Trust us princess," Jason looked her dead in the eye, "You don't want us to let him continue. He will continue singing until he sings every song they ever wrote… very badly." Wonder Woman slightly bristled at the term 'princess' before sitting down as she looked over at the nodding Titans, along with some of the heroes who had been witness to his rampage before. Cyborg even nodded along with them.
"It's alright y'all, I got to sing a little bit of them and I'm happy about that! But since you two are up here, it's your turn!" He said pointing to Arsenal and Jason.
Jason looked at him in shock, "Wha-?"
Arsenal just grabbed the microphone from Nightwing in battered defeat. Cyborg shoved the mic into Jason's hands and the other three walked towards the computer to pick a song for them.
Jason dropped the mic, "Wait! We don't get to pick!?"
"Not today bro." Nightwing winked at him and walked away from the computer as the music started playing.
Arsenal and Jason looked at each other when they heard the opening notes and in unison, "Fuck."